The best Game Quotes (Page 7)

If you're holding on for a Frozen reference, just let it go. Oh no, what have I done?

I'm sorry, what? Thrall and me!? Ugh, who keeps spreading that filthy rumor. Besides, everyone knows I prefer blue over green.

I wonder why they call it "polymorph" when it always turns enemies into one thing. They should have called it something like "monomorph" or "that-spell-that-turns-people-into-sheep".

Wait, is that a white hair? I hope that's not a bad sign.

Oh, I just thought of the perfect joke to tell Anduin! What do you call a gnoll that won't share his forest? A Hogger! Oh, he's going to love it!

All I ever wanted to do was study. Of course, then a giant demon smashed my home apart so that kind of put an end to that.

Are you still clicking? Was that not enough jokes? Are you not entertained!?! Sorry, uh... sometimes my gladiator past gets the best of me.

Anduin got me to play Hearthstone once... it was a bit "fantastic" for my tastes. What kind of game allows Garrosh to order me around? It's absurd!

A king is only as noble as the cause he serves.

My father once said that everywhere the Light touches is our kingdom... but not Deadwind Pass. We don't go there.

Hmm? Oh, actually, I am still wearing the helmet. It's just transmogrified to hidden.

By the way, a little bronze dragon told me about what you blood elves planned to do to my grave. I'm not thrilled about it.

Sometimes, the light at the end of the tunnel... is a train.

I hate to admit it, but you were... hm, kind of... prepared.

No, I did not just see that, or anything else for that matter.

Does anyone else miss Chaos damage?

I have no time for games! Yet, I always seem to be in them...

You have no idea how tough it is to do this in heels. Good thing my nerve endings rotted away.

My life for Aiur

All I want is to settle down with a Lich Queen of my own and have some little Lich-lings. Is that too much to ask?

Alarak: "Make no mistake, I intend to neither stay nor listen."
Deckard Cain: "Alas, that we have lived to see such times."

Time to write some flavor text.

Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros.

Of course Chromie arrived in the Nexus before me. Bronze dragons have to be first at everything. And last. And everything in between.

I know we've been instructing you not to for years, but trust me, this one time, stand in the fire.

You have no idea how hard it is to find jewelry that magically changes size.

I'll let you in on a secret. Ruby dragons don't actually use Hearthstones. We just click our talons together a few times and we're home.

My brood has told me I can be a real queen sometimes, but it's a mother's right to be at least a little... draconian.

In the end, those who serve death are always consumed by it.

Behold - the power gifted by the titans!

Gul'dan: "An eternity of darkness awaits those who challenge me."
Alexstrasza: "Those who trade life for power are unworthy of such a blessing."

Wrathion, son of Deathwing, is a dragon. Why isn't he tagged as a dragon, you ask? WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO BLOW HIS COVER??

It seems the wolf caught up with you and is discussing dinner arrangements.

So I ask of you: take this, and find light that's strong enough to accomplish our shared goal.

Strength and righteousness grow stronger by being tried.

I have no desire to die, spirit... as many a corpse will attest!

Hypothetically, if the only choice you've got is to do the wrong thing, then it's not really the wrong thing, it's more like fate.

There are things in life you cannot choose: how you feel.

Well, that was fun, in a f-cking terrible, sick, not-at-all fun way!

Where were you born, a barn? It's a pigsty back here! Yeah! All this stuff you got! Whaddaya wanna carry all this trash around for?

If I was you, I'd grab your Cro-Magnon cowboy over there and run as fast as your little legs will carry you. Au revoir, mon chèr.

I don't count poison darts and triggered entombment your average child's tea party. I feel we should lend this some respect.

I've simplified your payroll and now, if you don't mind, I'll streamline your inventory.

Pardon me, if that was just your way of trying the doors for me.

Welcome back to my humble abode. Feel free to take a look around.

If you refuse to defend yourself, you must've faked the letter. Since you cannot prove your point, I shall prove mine.

Ah, life-giving water! Nectar of the Gods! Graham can feel strength and renewal flowing through him.

He's not boring Rosella, he's reliable.

Bump-on-a-log: "His temper's about the only thing that ever gets a workout, and that on yours truly."
Stick-in-the-mud: "Oh sure! Like, you've moved at all in the last century! Like, you're Mr. Physical Activity!"

"You're no match for my brains, you poor fool."
"I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them."