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Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Michael De Santa
 
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Surviving is winning, Franklin! Everything else is bullsh-t! Fairytales spun by people afraid to look life in the eye! Whatever it takes, kid! Survive!

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Michael De Santa
 
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I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second and fate shovels sh-t in my face.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - Vice City, by Ken Rosenberg
 
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You, my friend have found your level in life. You've joined a society of morons called the police force!

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor Philips
 
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You, Trevor, are the proto-hipster.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Michael De Santa
 
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The Russians got bigger things to worry about than your genitals, believe me.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Mike Toreno
 
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Now go. I need to meditate. Or mast-rbate. Or both.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor Philips
 
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Me, I'm not rational. I don't care if you're useful or not. I feel like taking you out, Devo, so that's what I'm doing.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor Philips
 
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Don't blame me, blame society.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Carl "CJ" Johnson
 
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If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Michael De Santa
 
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I said "something nice", not "something expensive"!

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor Philips
 
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I'll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor Philips
 
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You're like every other a-hole. You made a bit of money, and you became a turd.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor Philips
 
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I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Big Smoke
 
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I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Michael De Santa
 
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Jak: "What would you do without me Dax?"
Daxter: "Well I wouldn't be two feet tall, fuzzy, and running around the sewer without any pants. God I miss pants."

Jak and Daxter - Jak II: Renegade, by Daxter
 
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Boggy Billy: "I own these here parts. Everything that doesn't sink into the mud that is!"
Daxter: "Judging by the smell, I'd wager your bathtub sank into the mud long ago!"
Boggy Billy: "What's a bathtub?"

Jak and Daxter - The Precursor Legacy
 
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I am outraged beyond words! Although... I do have something to say.

Jak and Daxter - Jak 3, by Pecker
 
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Oh alright fine! We'll save the world! But do it quickly before I change my mind!

Jak and Daxter - The Precursor Legacy, by Daxter
 
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Birdwatcher: "Oh my, what a horribly sick little bird!"
Daxter: "Huh! You don't look so good yourself, lady!"
Birdwatcher: "Oh, sorry! I thought you were a Spotted Orange-Bellied Rain Fray."

Jak and Daxter - The Precursor Legacy
 
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Uh, we won't find any more of that Dark-gooey-Eco stuff in there, will we? Cuz I'd hate to fall in again and turn into you!

Jak and Daxter - The Precursor Legacy, by Daxter
 
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Daxter: "Hey baby! Why don't you and I go cruisin' on this A Grav Zoomer?"
Keira: "Rule number one, I don't date animals."
Daxter: "Ah, you don't know what you missin'!"

Jak and Daxter - The Precursor Legacy, by Daxter
 
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Jak: "Great, more mucking in the mud..."
Daxter: "I hate to burst your bathtub bubbles baby, but that ain't just mud down there."

Jak and Daxter, by Daxter
 
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Who woulda thought I'd live to see the day I had to be rescued by a boy and his muskrat? I'm gonna give Gol and Maia a little payback for these embarrassments! Then we'll see about cookin' up some muskrat stew.

Jak and Daxter - The Precursor Legacy, by Yellow Sage
 
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Oh Boy! Here we go again!

Jak and Daxter - The Precursor Legacy, by Daxter
 
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Every bone in my body tells me that the answers rest on the shoulders of a young boy. Oblivious to his destiny, uninterested in the search for truth, and rejecting of my guidance! And why would he want to listen to old Samos the Sage, anyway? I'm only the master of green eco, one of the wisest men on the planet!

Jak and Daxter - The Precursor Legacy, by Samos
 
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Your parents were a viking and a bear? That's nothing, try a lunatic and the sea.

Brawlhalla, by Mako
 
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My own fighting style I named "Way of the Iron Dragon". It failed to gain much popularity with my students – probably because the pre-requisites are a full-size cannon, an ancestral dragon-spirit, and the strength of ten men.

Brawlhalla, by Lin Fei
 
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Mortal or angel, male or female – I am above such primitive distinctions. However, this quiz will tell me what kind of bread I am. Rye, I'm hoping.

Brawlhalla, by Zariel
 
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Rayman: "A hundred lost souls in an empty suit of armor? It's getting weirder around here."
Asuri: "Your hands don't attach to your body."
Rayman: "True."

Brawlhalla, by Rayman
 
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Asuri: "Have you seen the new guy? Things are really getting weird around here."
Jhala: "You're an actual cat."
Asuri: "That's fair."

Brawlhalla
 
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Listen you nine-mothered bridge troll, I'm coming in, and the first beer I'm drinking is the one in your fist.

Brawlhalla, by Bödvar
 
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I rob from the rich because they have all the money.

Brawlhalla, by Lucien
 
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Whenever Caspian starts stealing something, I play the Pink Panther theme so all Asgard can hear it. Drives him crazy.

Brawlhalla, by Munin
 
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Ye call this grog? I can still feel me face.

Brawlhalla, by Thatch
 
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I use the magic of the elven-folk to make the doom of gods, not cookies or presents for you.

Brawlhalla, by Dusk
 
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I enjoy my job as left platform mover in Blackguard Keep. That platform is heavy, but I enjoy the challenge. I try to move it smoothly, so no one wonders why those rocks float.

Brawlhalla, by Kor
 
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A half-demon ninja who sold her soul to the devil? Well that's one, frankly rather negative, way of looking at it.

Brawlhalla, by Hattori
 
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Idiots! I want the ghost wolf-bats on the parapets and the bat ghost-wolves guarding the drawbridge! Of course they are different! I don't care where the wolf bat-ghosts go. They're useless.

Brawlhalla, by Volkov
 
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Yeah, well, she should have suspected something when she found me sleeping under the porch.

Brawlhalla, by Mordex
 
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Pfff... every smith knows that the handle is the only part of the hammer crafting that takes any real skill anyway.

Brawlhalla, by Ulgrim
 
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Hattori, do you remember the tale of the wise fox spirit and her giant magical hammer? Yeah, me neither.

Brawlhalla, by Koji
 
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Listen up, folks. Mission briefing. Intelligence assesses twenty to thirty targets armed with automatic weapons or claws with supernatural strength. We'll be loading EMPs and silver. Insertion and exit is on the roof. 1900 hours is the extraction deadline; any later and we have to cancel taco night. Questions?

Brawlhalla, by Isaiah
 
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These are four six-shooters. That's uh, four plus two, carry the one… that's twenty-six bug-bullets. Are you feeling lucky?

Brawlhalla, by Reno
 
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No, I don't know how long I'll be gone. Just feed my cat.

Brawlhalla, by Azoth
 
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I hate "adventurers". Always so sure. Like they have a magic spell that can tell good from evil, right from wrong.

Brawlhalla, by Teros
 
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I need a second weapon? Ok, give me a cannon... yes, a big one from a ship. You let me worry about that.

Brawlhalla, by Sidra
 
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Destroying Orion isn't the only thing I want to do. But yeah, that's the main thing.

Brawlhalla, by Artemis
 
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What's up, nerds? Who's ready to get their butts kicked?!

Brawlhalla, by Petra
 
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You'd think after all the hard work I do we wouldn't have intruders anymore, but I probably tear someone limb from limb every couple weeks!

Brawlhalla, by Onyx
 
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