Just to be clear, all the loot we get from this is mine. I need it. For, uhm... hunter reasons.
Heroes of the Storm, by RexxarBy the way, every time you've ever been beaten by a hunter... That was actually me.
Heroes of the Storm, by RexxarSome believe hunting with a bow to be the ultimate challenge. They should try it with an axe.
Heroes of the Storm, by RexxarAtiesh, Greatstaff of the Guardian, is a unique and powerful artifact passed down from Guardian to apprentice for generations. Pay no attention to that druid holding another one. Or that priest. Or Khadgar. In fact, never pay attention to Khadgar.
Heroes of the Storm, by MedivhThe spell is called "polymorph" because with a little practice, you can technically transform someone into any animal. Most mages are simply too sheepish to give it a try.
Heroes of the Storm, by MedivhNo, you don't need to stay awhile and listen. You must have me confused with someone else.
Heroes of the Storm, by MedivhMost people don't realize that Illidan and I were actually triplets. Poor Buenofurion.
Heroes of the Storm, by Malfurion StormrageYou know what they say about men with large antlers... they have a hard time wearing hats.
Heroes of the Storm, by Malfurion StormrageI hear the wilds call. Wait... that's just Tyrande.
Heroes of the Storm, by Malfurion StormrageNight elves are the right elves.
Heroes of the Storm, by Malfurion StormrageI speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.
Heroes of the Storm, by Malfurion StormrageWell, this is a thorny situation. Get it? Thorny? It's because I'm a druid! I am humorous.
Heroes of the Storm, by Malfurion StormrageMalfurion and I have one rule that defines our relationship: No shapeshifting! I am not into that!
Heroes of the Storm, by Tyrande WhisperwindGoddess make me fast and accurate, let my aim be true, and if today is truly the day you call me home, let me die with an empty quiver.
Heroes of the Storm, by Tyrande WhisperwindWhat the...- how long have these leaves been in my hair? Why does no one tell me these things?
Heroes of the Storm, by Tyrande WhisperwindYou know, when women ran things here in Kalimdor, we experienced an era of peace, then the men woke up and now we face a new war every other year.
Heroes of the Storm, by Tyrande WhisperwindHas anyone seen my cat? It feels like it's been years since I've seen her.
Heroes of the Storm, by Tyrande WhisperwindI am celebrating my 29th birthday next week... for the 10,000th time.
Heroes of the Storm, by Tyrande WhisperwindAh, I miss real-time strategy. The isometric perspective, the epic large-scale battles! Can't say I miss all this poking though.
Heroes of the Storm, by ThrallTake your Warchief's advice: Don't run around doing stupid things just because someone yells "For the Horde!"
Heroes of the Storm, by ThrallI am a lean, green, fighting machine.
Heroes of the Storm, by ThrallIf you're holding on for a Frozen reference, just let it go. Oh no, what have I done?
Heroes of the Storm, by Jaina ProudmooreI'm sorry, what? Thrall and me!? Ugh, who keeps spreading that filthy rumor. Besides, everyone knows I prefer blue over green.
Heroes of the Storm, by Jaina ProudmooreI wonder why they call it "polymorph" when it always turns enemies into one thing. They should have called it something like "monomorph" or "that-spell-that-turns-people-into-sheep".
Heroes of the Storm, by Jaina ProudmooreWait, is that a white hair? I hope that's not a bad sign.
Heroes of the Storm, by Jaina ProudmooreOh, I just thought of the perfect joke to tell Anduin! What do you call a gnoll that won't share his forest? A Hogger! Oh, he's going to love it!
Heroes of the Storm, by Varian WrynnAll I ever wanted to do was study. Of course, then a giant demon smashed my home apart so that kind of put an end to that.
Heroes of the Storm, by Jaina ProudmooreAre you still clicking? Was that not enough jokes? Are you not entertained!?! Sorry, uh... sometimes my gladiator past gets the best of me.
Heroes of the Storm, by Varian WrynnAnduin got me to play Hearthstone once... it was a bit "fantastic" for my tastes. What kind of game allows Garrosh to order me around? It's absurd!
Heroes of the Storm, by Varian WrynnMy father once said that everywhere the Light touches is our kingdom... but not Deadwind Pass. We don't go there.
Heroes of the Storm, by Anduin WrynnHmm? Oh, actually, I am still wearing the helmet. It's just transmogrified to hidden.
Heroes of the Storm, by Anduin WrynnBy the way, a little bronze dragon told me about what you blood elves planned to do to my grave. I'm not thrilled about it.
Heroes of the Storm, by Uther LightbringerSometimes, the light at the end of the tunnel... is a train.
Heroes of the Storm, by Uther LightbringerI hate to admit it, but you were... hm, kind of... prepared.
Heroes of the Storm, by Illidan StormrageNo, I did not just see that, or anything else for that matter.
Heroes of the Storm, by Illidan StormrageDoes anyone else miss Chaos damage?
Heroes of the Storm, by Illidan StormrageI have no time for games! Yet, I always seem to be in them...
Heroes of the Storm, by Sylvanas WindrunnerYou have no idea how tough it is to do this in heels. Good thing my nerve endings rotted away.
Heroes of the Storm, by Sylvanas WindrunnerMy life for Aiur
StarCraft - 2: Legacy of the VoidAll I want is to settle down with a Lich Queen of my own and have some little Lich-lings. Is that too much to ask?
Heroes of the Storm, by Arthas MenethilAlarak: "Make no mistake, I intend to neither stay nor listen."
Deckard Cain: "Alas, that we have lived to see such times."
Time to write some flavor text.
Hearthstone, by NozdormuAlexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros.
Hearthstone, by AlexstraszaOf course Chromie arrived in the Nexus before me. Bronze dragons have to be first at everything. And last. And everything in between.
Heroes of the Storm, by AlexstraszaI know we've been instructing you not to for years, but trust me, this one time, stand in the fire.
Heroes of the Storm, by AlexstraszaYou have no idea how hard it is to find jewelry that magically changes size.
Heroes of the Storm, by AlexstraszaI'll let you in on a secret. Ruby dragons don't actually use Hearthstones. We just click our talons together a few times and we're home.
Heroes of the Storm, by AlexstraszaMy brood has told me I can be a real queen sometimes, but it's a mother's right to be at least a little... draconian.
Heroes of the Storm, by AlexstraszaIn the end, those who serve death are always consumed by it.
Heroes of the Storm, by Alexstrasza