The best Game Quotes (Page 6)

Just to be clear, all the loot we get from this is mine. I need it. For, uhm... hunter reasons.

By the way, every time you've ever been beaten by a hunter... That was actually me.

Some believe hunting with a bow to be the ultimate challenge. They should try it with an axe.

Atiesh, Greatstaff of the Guardian, is a unique and powerful artifact passed down from Guardian to apprentice for generations. Pay no attention to that druid holding another one. Or that priest. Or Khadgar. In fact, never pay attention to Khadgar.

The spell is called "polymorph" because with a little practice, you can technically transform someone into any animal. Most mages are simply too sheepish to give it a try.

No, you don't need to stay awhile and listen. You must have me confused with someone else.

Most people don't realize that Illidan and I were actually triplets. Poor Buenofurion.

You know what they say about men with large antlers... they have a hard time wearing hats.

I hear the wilds call. Wait... that's just Tyrande.

Night elves are the right elves.

I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.

Well, this is a thorny situation. Get it? Thorny? It's because I'm a druid! I am humorous.

Malfurion and I have one rule that defines our relationship: No shapeshifting! I am not into that!

Goddess make me fast and accurate, let my aim be true, and if today is truly the day you call me home, let me die with an empty quiver.

What the...- how long have these leaves been in my hair? Why does no one tell me these things?

You know, when women ran things here in Kalimdor, we experienced an era of peace, then the men woke up and now we face a new war every other year.

Has anyone seen my cat? It feels like it's been years since I've seen her.

I am celebrating my 29th birthday next week... for the 10,000th time.

Ah, I miss real-time strategy. The isometric perspective, the epic large-scale battles! Can't say I miss all this poking though.

Take your Warchief's advice: Don't run around doing stupid things just because someone yells "For the Horde!"

I am a lean, green, fighting machine.

If you're holding on for a Frozen reference, just let it go. Oh no, what have I done?

I'm sorry, what? Thrall and me!? Ugh, who keeps spreading that filthy rumor. Besides, everyone knows I prefer blue over green.

I wonder why they call it "polymorph" when it always turns enemies into one thing. They should have called it something like "monomorph" or "that-spell-that-turns-people-into-sheep".

Wait, is that a white hair? I hope that's not a bad sign.

Oh, I just thought of the perfect joke to tell Anduin! What do you call a gnoll that won't share his forest? A Hogger! Oh, he's going to love it!

All I ever wanted to do was study. Of course, then a giant demon smashed my home apart so that kind of put an end to that.

Are you still clicking? Was that not enough jokes? Are you not entertained!?! Sorry, uh... sometimes my gladiator past gets the best of me.

Anduin got me to play Hearthstone once... it was a bit "fantastic" for my tastes. What kind of game allows Garrosh to order me around? It's absurd!

A king is only as noble as the cause he serves.

My father once said that everywhere the Light touches is our kingdom... but not Deadwind Pass. We don't go there.

Hmm? Oh, actually, I am still wearing the helmet. It's just transmogrified to hidden.

By the way, a little bronze dragon told me about what you blood elves planned to do to my grave. I'm not thrilled about it.

Sometimes, the light at the end of the tunnel... is a train.

I hate to admit it, but you were... hm, kind of... prepared.

No, I did not just see that, or anything else for that matter.

Does anyone else miss Chaos damage?

I have no time for games! Yet, I always seem to be in them...

You have no idea how tough it is to do this in heels. Good thing my nerve endings rotted away.

My life for Aiur

All I want is to settle down with a Lich Queen of my own and have some little Lich-lings. Is that too much to ask?

Alarak: "Make no mistake, I intend to neither stay nor listen."
Deckard Cain: "Alas, that we have lived to see such times."

Time to write some flavor text.

Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros.

Of course Chromie arrived in the Nexus before me. Bronze dragons have to be first at everything. And last. And everything in between.

I know we've been instructing you not to for years, but trust me, this one time, stand in the fire.

You have no idea how hard it is to find jewelry that magically changes size.

I'll let you in on a secret. Ruby dragons don't actually use Hearthstones. We just click our talons together a few times and we're home.

My brood has told me I can be a real queen sometimes, but it's a mother's right to be at least a little... draconian.

In the end, those who serve death are always consumed by it.