The best Game Quotes (Page 5)

Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.

I don't trust a man that doesn't have something strange going on about him, 'cause it means he's hiding it from you. If a man's wearing his pants on his head or if he says his words backwards from time to time, you know it's all laid out there for you. But if he's friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span, more often than not he's done something even his own ma couldn't forgive.

They call me No-Bark because they know my words have bite!

Longing makes the heart grow fonder, but I've always been a fan of hog-tying my lovers to make sure they don't escape.

From where you're kneeling it must look like an 18 karat run of bad luck. Truth is... the game was rigged from the start.

We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world die.

Well, he's going to wear out the right stick playing like that.

I've bagged enough trophies to last me ten lifetimes! Take Tiny and Junior here... sure, I could put their heads on a wall as easy as pulling a pint of Dun Morogh stout, but it'd make my job as a wagon driver significantly harder!

The cake is a lie.

I'm sorry. I forgot to mention one of the reasons I hunt your kind. You're much too ugly not to be taken out of your misery.

If there's two things I hate in this world, it's cockroaches and crying babies! Well, a crying baby cockroach would be truly terrible.

Yours is a face only a mother could love, and one that I could never forget.

Where the hell am I? I better have got frequent flyer miles for that flight.

Rise my child! Rise to realize your true potential! Unleash your power and awaken the Eyes of the World!

Credit where credit is due, you just put your foot straight up my ass. You won this time, but remember, the devil always gets his due.

That bridge in these heels? I don't suppose I can call a cab to get me to the island.

Jeanne's pretty hot for a dead chick. Wasn't a big fan of her shit when she was in the realm of the living, but lookin' at her now... nah, still not a fan.

I'll, how do the Americans put it...? Oh yes, 'Bust a cap in yo ass'.

We may not see our next step, we may stumble, we may fall off the path. But we always move forward! That is the power of man!

You know what I need? Some heels without guns.

You've played enough hide and seek, my scurrying little friend!

In the language of flowers, rosemary equates to remembrance… suits me now, doesn't it?

Do you naughty little angles deserve a good spanking?

Great, we have a dog now and Alistair is still the dumbest one in the party.

Men's hearts hold shadows darker than any tainted creature.

Our mistakes make us who we are.

That's what I'm here for - to deliver unpleasant news and witty one-liners!

It's dangerous when too many men in the same armor think they're right.

Men are always willing to believe two things about a woman: one, that she is weak, and two, that she finds him attractive.

You were only scared of becoming nothing until you were nothing. Just like dying.

It wasn't a formally authorized treaty that saved Fereldens people. It wasn't careful diplomacy that ended your inane civil war, it was never about the organization. It was about people doing what was necessary. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a world to save. Again.

Don't worry. Helping people and killing people are what I'm best at.

All of this happened because of fanatics and arguments about the next world. It's time we start believing in this one.

Can I get you a ladder, so you can get off my back?

Let those who would destroy us step into the light.

No one is without worth. Whoever you are, whatever your mistakes, you are loved. Unconditionally.

Change is coming to the world. Many fears change and will fight it with every fiber of their being. But sometimes, change is what they need most. Sometimes, change is what sets them free.

Kratos: "When you are at your weakest."
Atreus: "And fear and doubt are a burden too heavy to bear."
Kratos: "Remember this: You are not alone!"

How many silver CS:GO players do you need to change a lightbulb?
None, 'cause they can't climb the ladder.

And another one gone, another one gone, another one bites DE_DUST.

Counter Terrorists - defusing bombs without hands since 1999.

To secure peace is to prepare for war.

Target verified. Commencing hostilities.

I'm a realist. Not some fool. All that I've wanted to do was to revive the ways of the old.

To treasure a life... is that something to laugh at?

Dream and hope as they might, the NEXT pilots know that those who dare take on giants rarely live to tell the tale.

"By the way, did we have a strategy?"
"We need one?"
"Same as always then... wing it!"
"And if we die... tough luck!"

Call me sentimental, but I wish we'd met under different circumstances.

No. 1111 is obsessed with the number "1" and has put a great deal of effort into his current position. He'd rather be ranked 11th than 1st as it has twice as many 1's.

The relics of the past... they will never give mankind prosperity.