Fall-from-Grace: 'You know, Nordrom, you are perhaps the cutest little rogue modron I have ever encountered.'
Nordom: ''Cutest' is a subjective term. I prefer the designation 'fearsome cubed warrior'.'
Fall-from-Grace: 'Of course! That's why you're so cute.'
Women were the reason I became a monk - and, ah, the reason I switched back...0
There is no room for '2' in the world of 1's and 0's, no place for 'mayhap' in a house of trues and falses, and no 'green with envy' in a black and white world.Internet0
Lady: 'Are you crying?'
Dante: 'It's only the rain.'
Lady: 'The rain already stopped.'
Dante: 'Devils never cry.'
Lady: 'I see... maybe somewhere out there even a devil may cry when he loses a loved one, don't you think?'
There's always a little light in the darkness.Light, Darkness0
Have you ever loved someone who was so beautiful and pure, you couldn't bear to show them your own darkness?Falling in love0
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.Dragons0
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains... ring any bells?0
We're either gonna do this the hard way or... oh, wait no, there's just the hard way.0
Never lost a fair game, or played one. Cheater's just a fancy word for winner.0
Ah, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.0
Nature is the truest form of balance, eat and avoid being eaten.0
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him 'down'.0
Yes, it's true. For only 2.95 a minute I will leave you breathless.0
Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements?' Because, if you can't 'heal 'em' or 'cure 'em', you 'bury 'em!'0
I always let door-to-door merchants in, I just don't let them out.0
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, I regret that.0
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.0
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of pain.0
If light travels so far, how come it's never caught a ninja?0
My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.0
Let's end this quickly, I need to use the little soldier's room.0
I know what makes them tick, I know how to make their ticking stop.0
I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.0
I put the 'go' in golem. That was humor, other golems find that to be appropriately funny.0
Watch your mouth kid, or you'll find yourself respawning at home.0