Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.Fallout - New Vegas, by No-Bark Noonan
I don't trust a man that doesn't have something strange going on about him, 'cause it means he's hiding it from you. If a man's wearing his pants on his head or if he says his words backwards from time to time, you know it's all laid out there for you. But if he's friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span, more often than not he's done something even his own ma couldn't forgive.Craziness & WeirdnessFallout - New Vegas, by No-Bark Noonan
They call me No-Bark because they know my words have bite!Fallout - New Vegas, by No-Bark Noonan
Longing makes the heart grow fonder, but I've always been a fan of hog-tying my lovers to make sure they don't escape.Fallout - New Vegas, by Beatrix Russell
From where you're kneeling it must look like an 18 karat run of bad luck. Truth is... the game was rigged from the start.Fallout - New Vegas, by Benny
We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world die.Fallout, by Legate Lanius
Well, he's going to wear out the right stick playing like that.FIFA - 23, by Derek Rae
I've bagged enough trophies to last me ten lifetimes! Take Tiny and Junior here... sure, I could put their heads on a wall as easy as pulling a pint of Dun Morogh stout, but it'd make my job as a wagon driver significantly harder!World of Warcraft - Dragonflight, by Hemet Nesingwary
The cake is a lie.Portal, by Doug Rattmann
I'm sorry. I forgot to mention one of the reasons I hunt your kind. You're much too ugly not to be taken out of your misery.Bayonetta
If there's two things I hate in this world, it's cockroaches and crying babies! Well, a crying baby cockroach would be truly terrible.Bayonetta, by Bayonetta
Yours is a face only a mother could love, and one that I could never forget.Bayonetta
Where the hell am I? I better have got frequent flyer miles for that flight.Bayonetta, by Bayonetta
Rise my child! Rise to realize your true potential! Unleash your power and awaken the Eyes of the World!Bayonetta, by Balder
Credit where credit is due, you just put your foot straight up my ass. You won this time, but remember, the devil always gets his due.Bayonetta
That bridge in these heels? I don't suppose I can call a cab to get me to the island.Bayonetta, by Bayonetta
Jeanne's pretty hot for a dead chick. Wasn't a big fan of her shit when she was in the realm of the living, but lookin' at her now... nah, still not a fan.Bayonetta
I'll, how do the Americans put it...? Oh yes, 'Bust a cap in yo ass'.Bayonetta, by Bayonetta
We may not see our next step, we may stumble, we may fall off the path. But we always move forward! That is the power of man!Bayonetta
You know what I need? Some heels without guns.Bayonetta
You've played enough hide and seek, my scurrying little friend!Bayonetta
In the language of flowers, rosemary equates to remembrance… suits me now, doesn't it?Bayonetta
Do you naughty little angles deserve a good spanking?Bayonetta
Great, we have a dog now and Alistair is still the dumbest one in the party.Dragon Age - Origins, by Morrigan
Men's hearts hold shadows darker than any tainted creature.Dragon Age - Origins, by Flemeth
Our mistakes make us who we are.Dragon Age - 2, by Isabela
That's what I'm here for - to deliver unpleasant news and witty one-liners!Dragon Age - Origins, by Alistair
It's dangerous when too many men in the same armor think they're right.Dragon Age - Inquisition, by Cole
Men are always willing to believe two things about a woman: one, that she is weak, and two, that she finds him attractive.Dragon Age - Origins, by Morrigan
You were only scared of becoming nothing until you were nothing. Just like dying.Dragon Age - Inquisition, by David Gaider
It wasn't a formally authorized treaty that saved Fereldens people. It wasn't careful diplomacy that ended your inane civil war, it was never about the organization. It was about people doing what was necessary. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a world to save. Again.Dragon Age - Inquisition
Don't worry. Helping people and killing people are what I'm best at.Dragon Age - Inquisition, by Hawke
All of this happened because of fanatics and arguments about the next world. It's time we start believing in this one.Dragon Age - Inquisition, by Inquisitor
Can I get you a ladder, so you can get off my back?Dragon Age - Origins
Let those who would destroy us step into the light.Dragon Age - Inquisition, by Inquisitor
No one is without worth. Whoever you are, whatever your mistakes, you are loved. Unconditionally.Dragon Age - Inquisition, by Leliana
Change is coming to the world. Many fears change and will fight it with every fiber of their being. But sometimes, change is what they need most. Sometimes, change is what sets them free.Dragon Age - Inquisition, by Morrigan
Kratos: "When you are at your weakest."
Atreus: "And fear and doubt are a burden too heavy to bear."
Kratos: "Remember this: You are not alone!"
How many silver CS:GO players do you need to change a lightbulb?
None, 'cause they can't climb the ladder.
And another one gone, another one gone, another one bites DE_DUST.Counter-Strike
Counter Terrorists - defusing bombs without hands since 1999.Counter-Strike
To secure peace is to prepare for war.Armored Core - Verdict Day
Target verified. Commencing hostilities.Armored Core
I'm a realist. Not some fool. All that I've wanted to do was to revive the ways of the old.Armored Core - 2, by Leos Klein
To treasure a life... is that something to laugh at?Armored Core
Dream and hope as they might, the NEXT pilots know that those who dare take on giants rarely live to tell the tale.Armored Core
"By the way, did we have a strategy?"
"We need one?"
"Same as always then... wing it!"
"And if we die... tough luck!"
Call me sentimental, but I wish we'd met under different circumstances.Armored Core
No. 1111 is obsessed with the number "1" and has put a great deal of effort into his current position. He'd rather be ranked 11th than 1st as it has twice as many 1's.Armored Core
The relics of the past... they will never give mankind prosperity.Armored Core, by Genobee