Ted: "When you leave someone at the altar, you always leave a note. It's common courtesy."
Victoria: "I think common courtesy went out the window when I did."
I have let you come wash my dishes. I said my oven needed cleaning, I invited you to a porno!Victoria in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 3
Ted: "You know what else is getting cleaned, along with that cup-cake tray? My conscience!"
Victoria: "You got anything else to atone for? My oven needs cleaning."