The best Quotes by Victor Tan

Victor Tan: "Lakers play tonight?"
Christina Alonso: "Golden State."
Victor Tan: "Let's clean this up in time for the second half."

What color you supposed to be, brother? Black or blue? You gonna have to pick.

Jim: "You just point me in the right direction. Here to kick ass."
Hondo: "SWAT isn't about kicking ass. It's about saving lives."
Jim: "Yeah, which sometimes requires kicking a little ass. Right?"

Scared is good. It means your brain's working right, it means your body's fighting.

Buck Spivey: "All right, I want you to fill the gaps, stay liquid. You with us, Hondo?"
Hondo: "Fill the gaps, stay liquid. You say it so damn much, Buck, I finally got it tattooed on my ass."

Treat the community like family rather than the enemy.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.