Quotes and Voice-Lines by Vex, the Gloomy Mage

Spreading misery is what brings me joy. I mean... brings me misery. I mean... joyous misery?

Honestly, you taunt yourself just by being you.

You know what, Shadow? Sometimes, I almost don't hate you.

No doctors! I already told you, being sad makes me happy.

You're sad and dead? We should hang out!

Another person to kill. Shadow, can you handle it?

Life sucks. But at least I'm not you.

Every silver lining has a dark cloud.

Oh no. Happiness and rainbows? I'm gonna barf twice.

We're all doomed. But you're more doomed.

An awful, ugly world is the only thing I want.

Death is the true meaning of life. Woah! That's deep.

It's not a phase and I won't grow out of it!

I could start a club for people who hate people. Eh, but no one would show up.

I'm not really a cat person. I'm more of a... nothing person.

This is as far as my eyes can roll.

Welcome to Sad Town. Population - me. Everyone else, get out!

I can feel it. Someone's happy over there!

Aaaah, Vigeo...- is okay! I mean... he's whatever... I guess.

Ugh. Sentinels again. Has anyone ever told you guys that you try way too hard?

Viego: "Ah, Vex. I was just speaking of you. How did you fare in your mission?"
Vex: "I did it. Spread the Mist all over the place, just like you wanted."

In a world without love, death means nothing.

Love is not so easily dissuaded.

Long before blades and sorcery are needed, words... can save a soul.

Wear a mask long enough, and you forget the face beneath.

Rhaast: "A craftsman never blames his tools."
Kayn: "I will make an exception in this case."

Rhaast: "With the Ora you wield, we could destroy everything!"
Kayn: "With all the stupid things you say, we could fill a library."

The only true death is to never live.

Wolf: "I see water!"
Lamb: "They are called tears."

What's in my violin case? Violence.

I accidentally did that on purpose.

What's that smell? Oh, it's me.

The only thing the sun's good for is what it does to milk.

Hate and love are just two words for passion.

Every smile is just a frown waiting to be turned upside down.

It's a sad truth that those who shine brightest often burn fastest.

What is truth, but a survivor's story?

I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.

Fools fear death, the strong wield it.

My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.

How many times must I die before I learn to live?

Victors are the sole authors of history. Time to write our chapter.

They say I don't know when to quit. Like that's a weakness.

Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom.

Captains told me to kill fish, fish told me to kill captains, makes sense.

Hey, is there a doctor on hand? Asking for my opponents.

Ugh, hey anyone know whose teeth are stuck in my knuckles?

Sorry boys, I keep the fuzzy cuffs at home.

Me, miss? Not by a long shot!

Nice glove, Ezreal, maybe you can use it to pick yourself up after the game.