The best Quotes by Vernon Dursley

The best Quotes by Vernon Dursley

Here you can find the best Quotes by Uncle Vernon. Vernon Dursley, is the uncle of Harry Potter, husband of Petunia Dursley and father of Dudley Dursley.

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Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?
"Hurry up, boy!" shouted Uncle Vernon from the kitchen. "What are you doing, checking for letter-bombs?" He chuckled at his own joke.
"Fought 'em off, did you, son?" said Uncle Vernon loudly, with the appearance of a man struggling to bring the conversation back on to a plane he understood. "Gave 'em the old one-two, did you?"
"You can't give a Dementor the old one-two," said Harry through clenched teeth.
Harry Potter: "What if I accidentally let something slip?"
Uncle Vernon: "You'll get the stuffing knocked out of you, won't you?"
I will not pay to have some crackpot old fool teach him magic tricks!
What have I told you about saying the "M"-word in our house?
Uncle Vernon: "Fine day, Sunday. In my opinion, best day of the week. Why is that, Dudley?"
Harry: "Because there's no post on Sundays?"
Uncle Vernon: "Right you are, Harry! No post on Sundays. No blasted letters today! No, sir! Not one single bloody letter!"
Why we ever kept you in the first place, I don't know, Marge was right, it should have been the orphanage. We were too damn soft for our own good, thought we could squash it out of you, thought we could turn you normal, but you’ve been rotten from the beginning and I've had enough.
When will they learn, that hanging's the only way to deal with these people?
I'm warning you, I'm warning you now, boy - any funny business, anything at all - and you'll be in that cupboard from now until Christmas.
"Record numbers of stranded holidaymakers fill airports as the Spanish baggage-handlers' strike reaches its second week -"
"Give 'em a lifelong siesta, I would," snarled Uncle Vernon over the end of the newsreader's sentence.
Owls treating the place like a rest home, puddings exploding, half the lounge destroyed, Dudley's tail, Marge bobbing around on the ceiling and that flying Ford Anglia - OUT! OUT! You've had it! You're history!
Vernon: "Hang on. This Lord Voldything's back, you say."
Harry: "Yes."
Vernon: "The one who murdered your parents."
Harry: "Yes."
Vernon: "And now he's sending Dismembers after you?"
Harry: "Looks like it."
Vernon: "I see."
There's no such thing as magic!

Quotes about Vernon Dursley

Lupin: "Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry."
Harry: "They won't."
Lupin: "That you're safe."
Harry: "That'll just depress them."
Lupin: "And you'll see them next summer."
Harry: "Do I have to?"
"I've already got a house, my godfather left me one. So why would I want this one? All the happy memories?"
There was silence. Harry thought he had rather impressed his uncle with this argument.
Vernon: "He'll not be going!"
Hagrid: "If he wants ter go, a great Muggle like you won't stop him."
"Make no mistake, we'll hear about it," added Lupin pleasantly.
"Yes," said Mr Weasley, "even if you won't let Harry use the fellytone."
I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Dursley.
"Are you threatening me, sir?" he said, so loudly that passersby actually turned to stare.
"Yes, I am," said Mad-Eye, who seemed rather pleased that Uncle Vernon had grasped this fact so quickly.
"And do I look like the kind of man who can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon.
"Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving magical eye. Uncle Vernon leapt backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley."
It's addressed to me, Vernon, look! Mrs Petunia Dursley, The Kitchen, Number Four, Privet Drive.

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Hermione: "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have!"
Anything is possible if you got enough nerve.
Being different isn't a bad thing. It means you're brave enough to be yourself.
"E" for "Exceeds Expectations". And I've always thought Fred and I should've got "E" in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams.
By all means continue destroying my possessions, I daresay I have too many.
It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.
There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it.
After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
The truth is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.
It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.
Apparently wizards poke their noses in everywhere!
You didn't just lose a mother that night in Godric's Hollow, you know. I lost a sister.
Vernon: "Anyway, it's not as if there'd be anything about his lot on our news -"
Petunia: "Vernon, shh! The window's open!"
He's a boisterous little boy, but he would hurt a fly!
"They think I'm a waste of space, actually, but I'm used to -"
"I don't think you're a waste of space."
If Harry had not seen Dudley's lips move, he might not have believed it.
Dudley, meanwhile, was counting his presents. His face fell. "Thirty-six," he said, looking up at his mother and father. "That's two less than last year."
Harry: "Five against one, very brave."
Dudley: "Well, you're one to talk. Moaning in your sleep every night. At least, I'm not afraid of my pillow."
Albus Severus, you were named after two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew.
I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
Don't put your wand there, boy! What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!
It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears. "After all this time?"
"Always", said Snape.
Never be ashamed, there's some who'll hold it against you, but they're not worth botherin' with.
Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain!
...yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man.

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