Quotes by Vernon Dursley

Here you can find the best Quotes by Uncle Vernon. Vernon Dursley, is the uncle of Harry Potter, husband of Petunia Dursley and father of Dudley Dursley.

Quotes by Vernon DursleyImage-Source: Warner Bros. Pictures

Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?

Vernon Dursley in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
 
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"Hurry up, boy!" shouted Uncle Vernon from the kitchen. "What are you doing, checking for letter-bombs?" He chuckled at his own joke.

Vernon Dursley in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
 
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Why we ever kept you in the first place, I don't know, Marge was right, it should have been the orphanage. We were too damn soft for our own good, thought we could squash it out of you, thought we could turn you normal, but you’ve been rotten from the beginning and I've had enough.

Vernon Dursley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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