Quotes and Sayings about Vegetables

This is called farming. You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants: Vegetable plants, pizza plants... oh, it's good to be home!

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food!

I hate eating vegetables. The only vegetables I eat are lettuce on a burger.

At least you'll never be a vegetable, even artichokes have hearts.

You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.

Mr Willy Wonka can make marshmallows that taste of violets, and rich caramels that change colour every ten seconds as you suck them, and little feathery sweets that melt away deliciously the moment you put them between your lips. He can make chewing-gum that never loses its taste, and sugar balloons that you can blow up to enormous sizes before you pop them with a pin and gobble them up. And, by a most secret method, he can make lovely blue birds' eggs with black spots on them, and when you put one of these in your mouth, it gradually gets smaller and smaller until suddenly there is nothing left except a tiny little darkred sugary baby bird sitting on the tip of your tongue.

This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Why you care about small things? World very simple place. World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat.

I can’t walk by chocolate without eating it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.

Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.

So creamy. So delicious. Worth every calorie.

Ned: "How did he get so fat?"
Cat: "He only stops eating when it's time for a drink."

Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy.

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument.

Junk food drags you down.

I don't diet. I'll eat fish; I'll eat baked chicken, pasta, beans. When the body is telling you, 'You need to indulge in something,' you need to give the body what it wants.

I eat whatever I want. I like bread and cheese and wine, and that makes my life fun and enjoyable.

Salad. Salad is by far the best food in the world. Cheap to buy, easy to whip up, and filling.

I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.

The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.

Women don't respect salad eaters.

I don't want to survive, I want to live!

Captain: "Computer. Define: dancing!"
Mary: "Dancing! A series of movements involving two partners, where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music."

"What's love to you?"
Flaca: "It's like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And the Smiths are playing ‘There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.' There's mood lighting all over, and there's like five dudes massaging you."
Maritza: "And you have a pizza!"
Flaca: "She's right. You also have a pizza."

Congratulations, San Francisco, you've ruined pizza. First the Hawaiians, and now you.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

Cats rule the world.

Being vegan just gives you such great karma.

When you're saying "I'm a vegetarian or a vegan," you're saying "I deny reality, I deny one of the most basic fundamentals of reality," which is for something to live, something else must die.

I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything.

Don't waste so much time thinking about how much you weigh. There is no more mind-numbing, boring, idiotic, self-destructive diversion from the fun of living.

Robin: "I just finished a seven-day cleanse."
Marshall: "I thought you just started that yesterday."
Robin: "I finished early, okay?"

The first step pleases the Father
Might be the hardest to take
But when you come out of the water
I'm a believer, my heart is fleshy
Life is short with a temper like Joe Pesci

Now I got a few rings on, Jupiter skating
I meant to say Saturn, switched up the pattern
Smoking on some shatter
Got me higher than a ladder

A woman without love wilts like a flower without the sun, it rots.

Without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's.