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You think Queen Jane stays in on a Saturday night? No, she's out in the town - crushing d-ck.
How I Met Your Father
- Season 1 Episode 2
Magic love story? Sophie's mom is a party girl who bounces around from boyfriend to boyfriend. Her dad wasn't even in the picture. The only thing magical about Sophie's life is that she still believes in love at all.
How I Met Your Father
- Season 1 Episode 1
I am super into him, and I decided I am not gonna let something as irrational as rational thinking stand in the way of that.
How I Met Your Father
- Season 1 Episode 1
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This story is about the journey, not the destination. I'm gonna get with a whole bunch of dudes before I wind up with Dad.
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Now, like a lot of love stories back in 2022, this one starts with a Tinder date.
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It was a total score. We got the appartement from this old married couple who posted it on the Wesleyan Alumni Group. Even got them to leave their swords.
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Screw being mature! We can still make bad choices for a few more years.
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It was hard to live in the moment in 2022. There was always someplace else you could be. Someone else you could be with. But every once in a while, you found yourself in the exact right spot.
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This is the story of how I met your father.
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- Season 1
Repeat after me: Today is the first chapter of my next great love story.
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Look at that, a proposal that won't haunt and traumatize him forever. Good for him.
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If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?
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One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.
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