Quotes by Valentina

Valentina is a character from How I Met Your Father

The best Series Quotes

You think Queen Jane stays in on a Saturday night? No, she's out in the town - crushing d-ck.

Valentina in How I Met Your Father, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Magic love story? Sophie's mom is a party girl who bounces around from boyfriend to boyfriend. Her dad wasn't even in the picture. The only thing magical about Sophie's life is that she still believes in love at all.

Valentina in How I Met Your Father, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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I am super into him, and I decided I am not gonna let something as irrational as rational thinking stand in the way of that.

Valentina in How I Met Your Father, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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