Quotes and Sayings about Vaginas

Quotes and Sayings about Vaginas

Frank: "Why you gotta be such an asshole?"
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 4
V: "You always pick p*ssies!"
Fiona: "Well, they are what they eat."
Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 4
Everyone is shaving their p*ssy. And hipsters these days have beards. So society has the same amount of hair, just on different c*nts.
Play with my p*ssy, but don't play with my emotions
Doja Cat - Rules, Album: Hot Pink
"What are you up to these days? Got a girlfriend?"
Ezra: "No."
"You don't like getting p*ssy?"
Ezra: "Well, hearing the word 'p*ssy' come out of your mouth does make me question whether or not I like it."
Ezra Cohen in You People
Here's to p*ssy and gunpoweder
Live by one, die by the other, love the smell of both
Emily: "Why is it le vagin and not la vagin?"
Sylvie: "Oh, you mean le vagin. I don't know. It just is. Maybe it's because it's something a woman owns and a man possesses."
Sylvie Grateux in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 2
I wanted to begin chatting to whoever the chess guy was... oh, it's you? What's your favorite opening? I bet it's not a v*gina.
Nadine: "Lucy, do you think you want to try getting out of bed today?"
Amanda: "We're getting smell complaints from the city. Have you just been masturbating and braiding your hair for three weeks?"
Lucy: "My vibrator will never break my heart."
Amanda: "Well, it will break your v*gina."
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Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This p*ssy is wet, come take a dive
Cardi B - WAP
In my naivety I always assumed that women would somehow be better than men. But I guess arseholes will always be arseholes, it doesn't really matter if they have a penis or a v*gina.
Mr. Brown: "Mr. Brown? That's little too close to Mr. Shit."
Mr. Pink: "Yeah, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. P*ssy."
Mr. Pink in Reservoir Dogs
Scum on these b*tches, I slime on these b*tches
Want panorama, David Banner
Pull up, she wetter than water
Watermelon p*ssy, eat it wit' no manners, splat
XXXTentacion - Touch Eem Body, Album: XXXTENTACION Presents: Members Only, Vol. 4
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I ain't a killer, but don't push me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin' p*ssy
2Pac - Hail Mary, Album: The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory
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Larry Bloom: "Piper, you put a pee stick in my rinsing cup."
Piper Chapman: "Well, you put your pee stick in my v*gina. And that's why we're in this situation."
Piper Chapman in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 8
She's gotta start working on tightening her p*ssy muscles, 'cause her fiance's dick is so small, it's like a hot dog in a hallway.
Nicky Nichols in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 6
Manager: "So you think you got what it takes?"
Ted: "I'll tell you what I got - your wife's p*ssy on my breath!"
Manager: "Nobody's ever talked to me like that before."
Ted: "That's because everyone's mouth is usual full of your wife's box."
Manager: "You're hired."
Ted: "Shit..."
Ted in Ted
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Max: "I kissed Johnny."
Caroline: "What? When?"
Max: "He came by the apartment right after you left."
Caroline: "I was only gone 20 minutes. What'd you do - shine a bat symbol on your v*gina?"
Caroline Channing in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 9
Samantha: "If I had a son, I'd teach him all about the v*gina."
Carrie: "If you had a son, we'd call social services."
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 4
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I'm telling you that no amount of top-shelf p*ssy can compete with the love of a good woman.
Hank Moody in Californication - Season 1 Episode 10
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Is your v*gina listed in the New York City guide books? Because it should be - hottest spot in town. Always open.
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I'm known for snatching purses and bombing churches
I get more p*ssy on accident then most n*ggas get on purpose
Big L - Da Graveyard
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I love you, I wanna big chill
Boy, don't trip, I'll split a big bill
Take you 'round the world, they don't have to understand
Rub it in their face, put a rock on her hand
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I said my face bomb, ass tight
Racks stack up Shaq height
Jewelry on me, flashlight
I been lit since last night
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Moritz: "You shouldn't hit people with disabilities!"
Buba: "You mean him or you?"
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