Quotes and Sayings about Vaginas

Frank: "Why you gotta be such an asshole?"
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 4

V: "You always pick pussies!"
Fiona: "Well, they are what they eat."

Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 4

Everyone is shaving their pussy. And hipsters these days have beards. So society has the same amount of hair, just on different cunts.

Jimmy Carr

Hipster

Play with my pussy, but don't play with my emotions

Doja Cat - Rules, Album: Hot Pink

"What are you up to these days? Got a girlfriend?"
Ezra: "No."
"You don't like getting pussy?"
Ezra: "Well, hearing the word 'pussy' come out of your mouth does make me question whether or not I like it."

Ezra Cohen in You People

Here's to pussy and gunpoweder
Live by one, die by the other, love the smell of both

Toasts

Emily: "Why is it le vagin and not la vagin?"
Sylvie: "Oh, you mean le vagin. I don't know. It just is. Maybe it's because it's something a woman owns and a man possesses."

Sylvie Grateux in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 2

I wanted to begin chatting to whoever the chess guy was... oh, it's you? What's your favorite opening? I bet it's not a vagina.

Tom Cashman

Chess

Nadine: "Lucy, do you think you want to try getting out of bed today?"
Amanda: "We're getting smell complaints from the city. Have you just been masturbating and braiding your hair for three weeks?"
Lucy: "My vibrator will never break my heart."
Amanda: "Well, it will break your vagina."

Amanda in The Broken Hearts Gallery

Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive

Cardi B - WAP

In my naivety I always assumed that women would somehow be better than men. But I guess arseholes will always be arseholes, it doesn't really matter if they have a penis or a vagina.

Lisa Novak in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) - Season 2 Episode 2

Penisses

Mr. Brown: "Mr. Brown? That's little too close to Mr. Shit."
Mr. Pink: "Yeah, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy."

Mr. Pink in Reservoir Dogs

Scum on these bitches, I slime on these bitches
Want panorama, David Banner
Pull up, she wetter than water
Watermelon pussy, eat it wit' no manners, splat

XXXTentacion - Touch Eem Body, Album: XXXTENTACION Presents: Members Only, Vol. 4

I ain't a killer, but don't push me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin' pussy

2Pac - Hail Mary, Album: The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory

Larry Bloom: "Piper, you put a pee stick in my rinsing cup."
Piper Chapman: "Well, you put your pee stick in my vagina. And that's why we're in this situation."

Piper Chapman in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 8

She's gotta start working on tightening her pussy muscles, 'cause her fiance's dick is so small, it's like a hot dog in a hallway.

Nicky Nichols in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 6

Manager: "So you think you got what it takes?"
Ted: "I'll tell you what I got - your wife's pussy on my breath!"
Manager: "Nobody's ever talked to me like that before."
Ted: "That's because everyone's mouth is usual full of your wife's box."
Manager: "You're hired."
Ted: "Shit..."

Ted in Ted

Max: "I kissed Johnny."
Caroline: "What? When?"
Max: "He came by the apartment right after you left."
Caroline: "I was only gone 20 minutes. What'd you do - shine a bat symbol on your vagina?"

Caroline Channing in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 9

Samantha: "If I had a son, I'd teach him all about the vagina."
Carrie: "If you had a son, we'd call social services."

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 4

I'm telling you that no amount of top-shelf pussy can compete with the love of a good woman.

Hank Moody in Californication - Season 1 Episode 10

Is your vagina listed in the New York City guide books? Because it should be - hottest spot in town. Always open.

Charlotte York in Sex And The City

I'm known for snatching purses and bombing churches
I get more pussy on accident then most niggas get on purpose

Big L - Da Graveyard

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