The best Quotes by Vaggie

But, life isn't a musical, hon.

Angel Dust: "'I'm a bad man who never got enough hugs. Where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?' Who wrote this?"
Charlie Morningstar: "It's great, right? Keep going!"

This place is about second chances. To convince Heaven the people of Hell can be redeemed.

We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given a chance! I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption? Well, I think yes! So, that's what this project aims to achieve! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!

You think you can just buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?! Well, you can!

For the first time in our lives
We know that we are ready for this
We'll show heaven in a fight they won't forget
It's time to take a stand
It's time to lend a hand
Against the angels and their deadly threat
We cannot take it anymore
The time has come to go to war
Prepare to fight, we're ready for...

Well, hello there, you wayward sinner. Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do! That's why you're in Hell. What would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here.

Husk: "Why do you think I'm here? You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you f*cks b*tch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?"
Niffty: "I like being forced."
Husk: "Keep that to yourself, Niff."

This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs, I got the lung capacity, the gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are t*ts... I can keep going all night, baby!

This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me, and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!

Husk: "Call me 'Whiskers' again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat!"
Angel: "Kinky! Come on, keep talking dirty!"

We're in Hell, tots, that's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?

Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends!

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.