Quotes and Sayings about Vaccines

Quotes and Sayings about Vaccines

Who's not gonna take the vaccine because they think it might be dangerous? Raise your hands! Now take that hand and slap yourself in the f*cking face!
Klepper: "What does that mean, 'Their DNA is wiped out'?"
Anti-Vax protester: "Like, their immunity is getting wiped out."
Klepper: "Okay, 'cause COVID wiped out 600.000 DNAs."
Anti-Vax protester: "Yes, of course!"
Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show - Debates Anti-Vax Mandate Protesters in NYC
Day 619. Still waiting for the microchips they vaccinated into me to take my life or my free will.
März 2023
I don't want my views bolstering the anti-vaxxers and triggering the vaxxed people. I want to be somebody who has an opinion, who shares it, who does research, but who is also open to hearing both sides.
Aaron Rodgers - January 2022
I don't want to annoy our people. But I want to piss off everyone who isn't vaccinated. To the bitter end.
Emmanuel Macron - January 2022
The bizarre beliefs of hardcore anti-vaxxers means a significant number still insist on their right not to get the shot. Unfortunately, COVID still insists on his right to infect and kill them.
Snook Austin in Death to 2021
Krispy Kreme offered free donuts to the vaccinated, so by 2022, 98% of the US population will either have COVID-19 or type II diabetes.
Snook Austin in Death to 2021
We all want normality back, but we don't get normality back by ourselves - we only get it as a community and that's why we need to get more people vaccinated. Every vaccination is a small step towards normality for everyone.
Angela Merkel - July 2021
I was anti-vax for 7 years... then, I turned 8 and found out that the needle's not as bad as the stuff it protects me from.
Normally developing a vaccine takes up to 10 years. We developed a vaccine in just nine months. We've already begun a nationwide vaccination program, and we’re sending the vaccine all over the world. The world will benefit will benefit, and everybody’s calling to thank me.
Donald Trump - New Year Eve’s address 2020/21
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The first few months of the year will be difficult until at least the spring. Hope is there in this vaccine that human ingenuity has brought about in just one year.
Emmanuel Macron - New Year Eve’s address 2020/21
Today, we open a new chapter in fighting Covid-19.
Ursula von der Leyen - December 2020, about the authorization of the Biontech/Pfizer vaccine in the EU
So you have been eating burgers and Chicken McNuggets all your life, but don't want the vaccine, because "you don't know what's in it?"

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