I don't want to annoy our people. But I want to piss off everyone who isn't vaccinated. To the bitter end.
Emmanuel Macron, January 2022The bizarre beliefs of hardcore anti-vaxxers means a significant number still insist on their right not to get the shot. Unfortunately, COVID still insists on his right to infect and kill them.
Corona-JokesDeath to 2021, by Snook AustinKrispy Kreme offered free donuts to the vaccinated, so by 2022, 98% of the US population will either have COVID-19 or type II diabetes.
Corona-JokesDeath to 2021, by Snook AustinWe all want normality back, but we don't get normality back by ourselves - we only get it as a community and that's why we need to get more people vaccinated. Every vaccination is a small step towards normality for everyone.
CoronavirusAngela Merkel, July 2021I was anti-vax for 7 years... then, I turned 8 and found out that the needle's not as bad as the stuff it protects me from.
Funny QuotesUnknownNormally developing a vaccine takes up to 10 years. We developed a vaccine in just nine months. We've already begun a nationwide vaccination program, and we’re sending the vaccine all over the world. The world will benefit will benefit, and everybody’s calling to thank me.
CoronavirusDonald Trump, New Year Eve’s address 2020/21The first few months of the year will be difficult until at least the spring. Hope is there in this vaccine that human ingenuity has brought about in just one year.
Coronavirus, 2021Emmanuel Macron, New Year Eve’s address 2020/21Today, we open a new chapter in fighting Covid-19.
CoronavirusUrsula von der Leyen, December 2020, about the authorization of the Biontech/Pfizer vaccine in the EUSo you have been eating burgers and Chicken McNuggets all your life, but don't want the vaccine, because "you don't know what's in it?"
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