Texas
Show 35 SayingsDante: "[seeing a Confederate flag] What? Are you serious?"
Lila: "Newsflash, we're in deep Texas."
Lila: "Newsflash, we're in deep Texas."
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California
Show 14 SayingsCalifornia has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.
Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - October 2022
Hawaii
Show 10 SayingsThe biggest difference from Hawaii and Alabama would probably be there's no beaches. But other than that, the people are very nice.
Alaska
Show 3 SayingsTo the lover of wilderness, Alaska is one of the most wonderful countries in the world.
Idaho
Show 2 SayingsIdaho cut their parks department by 80 percent. And Idaho is basically one giant park.
Arizona
Show 11 SayingsYou know you're from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
Colorado
Show 11 SayingsEvery once in a while, it's important to adjust your altitude.
Wyoming
Show 8 SayingsThen odds are he'll be near a settlement, probably close to another city out there. Ain't too many of 'em in Wyoming.
Joel Miller in The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 4
Wisconsin
Show 9 SayingsMarshall: "Except the flames of Lucifer keep singein our back bumper as we drive through this hellish, cheese-infected wasteland."
Lily: "Wisconsin?"
Marshall: "Wisconsin!"
Lily: "Wisconsin?"
Marshall: "Wisconsin!"
Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 3
Nevada
Show 4 SayingsI love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.
Deangelo Vickers in The Office - Season 7 Episode 20
Massachusetts
Show 7 SayingsYou're gonna like Massachusetts. It's very patriotic - perfect for a fresh start.
Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1
New Mexico
Show 4 SayingsNew Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.
Lalo Salamanca in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 5
Connecticut
Show 4 SayingsThe 'mecca of college basketball is in Storrs, Connecticut.
New Jersey
Show 8 SayingsThis is why you never go to New Jersey!
Minnesota
Show 11 SayingsI was born in 1940 in Minnesota and grew up in the country... dirt roads, swamps, lakes, woods.
Tennessee
Show 4 SayingsWhat did Tennessee?
Same thing Arkansas.
Same thing Arkansas.
Montana
Show 4 SayingsMost places would call it a crippling snowstorm. In Montana, we call it Tuesday.
Washington (State)
Show 3 SayingsWhy can't you compare Washington State and Florida?
Because it'd be like comparing apples and oranges.
Because it'd be like comparing apples and oranges.
South Carolina
Show 3 SayingsIn the 1950s in Columbia, South Carolina, it was considered OK for kids to play with weird things. We could go to the hardware store and buy 100 feet of dynamite fuse.
Utah
Show 3 SayingsYou look like Freddy Krueger face-f*cked a topographical map of Utah.
Weasel in Deadpool
Vermont
Show 3 SayingsThe rainy season in Vermont is not long, but it definitely gets gloomy.
Alabama
Show 11 SayingsThe biggest difference from Hawaii and Alabama would probably be there's no beaches. But other than that, the people are very nice.
Georgia
Show 10 SayingsComing from a small town it was tough to dream big. When I grew up in a small town in Georgia, my biggest dream was one day to be able to go to Atlanta.
Nebraska
Show 2 SayingsI've lived out West some... I've always liked the High Plains areas - eastern Colorado, eastern Wyoming, western Nebraska.
Kansas
Show 3 SayingsI like being in Kansas City. People are extremely nice, extremely passionate about the Chiefs.
North Dakota
Show 4 SayingsDarcy Lewis: "No one would notice if you blew up a Dakota. Honestly, I can't tell them apart."
Carol Danvers: "South Dakota is on the bottom."
Carol Danvers: "South Dakota is on the bottom."
Captain Marvel in What If…? - Season 1 Episode 7
Kentucky
Show 5 SayingsI grew up in Kentucky, but I did not grow up like that. I didn't have to shoot my dinner or anything.
South Dakota
Show 2 SayingsDarcy Lewis: "No one would notice if you blew up a Dakota. Honestly, I can't tell them apart."
Carol Danvers: "South Dakota is on the bottom."
Carol Danvers: "South Dakota is on the bottom."
Captain Marvel in What If…? - Season 1 Episode 7
Ohio
Show 13 SayingsBiden has won so many times in Michigan now.
He's legally required to change his name to Ohio State.
He's legally required to change his name to Ohio State.
North Carolina
Show 3 SayingsI think that for me, as a UNC graduate, I value my education - I think everyone who's gone to that university values education.
Iowa
Show 2 SayingsYou have never seen such lofty clouds, such towering anvils, as in Iowa in July.
Oklahoma
Show 8 SayingsWhen the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
Missouri
Show 3 SayingsEthel: "One day the entire family will be reunited in the Garden of Eden."
"Oh, like heaven?"
Ethel: "No, it's in Missouri."
"Oh. Eden's got a lot of methheads."
"Oh, like heaven?"
Ethel: "No, it's in Missouri."
"Oh. Eden's got a lot of methheads."
Shameless - Season 2 Episode 5
Mississippi
Show 3 SayingsHow long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?
One Mississippi.
One Mississippi.
Louisiana
Show 5 SayingsHow long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?
One Mississippi.
One Mississippi.
Indiana
Show 5 SayingsWhat does a man from Indiana say in bed?
Hoosier Daddy?!
Hoosier Daddy?!
Illinois
Show 2 SayingsWhy are there so many Latina's in Illinois?
Because that's where the Chica go.
Because that's where the Chica go.
Arkansas
Show 4 SayingsWhat is a pirate's favorite state?
Arrrrkansas!
Arrrrkansas!
West Virginia
Show 2 SayingsWhat's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.
In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.
Rhode Island
Show 3 SayingsWelcome to Rhode Island! Enjoy it… because it ends in 40 feet.
Pennsylvania
Show 2 SayingsIn England, they drive on the left side of the road.
In Pennsylvania we drive on what's left of the road.
In Pennsylvania we drive on what's left of the road.
New Hampshire
Show 2 SayingsThanks New Hampshire...
You're the reason 49 other states have to buy signs saying "Buckle up, its the State Law".
You're the reason 49 other states have to buy signs saying "Buckle up, its the State Law".
Maryland
Show 2 SayingsWhat do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?
Old Bay.
Old Bay.
Delaware
Show 2 SayingsWhy do Delaware State grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
So they can park in handicap spaces.
So they can park in handicap spaces.
Oregon
Show 2 SayingsWhat does daylight-saving time mean in Portland?
An extra hour of rain.
An extra hour of rain.
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