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They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Florida - and that's pretty much the same thing.

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Wrong? We're in Florida. The state bird is a chicken finger.

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Cat: "Because they don't ask questions. They play Volleyball, they party and they have fun."

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It's sitting on my desk right now to review. The Trump administration is committed to truth and transparency.

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