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After my shower yesterday, I felt really sexy. Even my towel got wet.

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Self-consciousness is the destroyer of erotic joy.

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Troy Bolton: "Yeah, my showerhead is very impressed with me."

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Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."

Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 7 Episode 16

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Me under the shower: 2% washing, 8% singing, 90% contemplaining about life decisions.

Me before showering: I don't feel like taking a shower.
Me in the very moment I start showeing: What? It's been 30 minutes already?

I can't go in there 'cause Uncle Frank's taking a shower. He says if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man.

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Everyone pees in the shows. It's, like, a universal thing. You're gonna dry off to take a leak? Come on.

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I think it's very respectful of my bathroom mirror to be foggy when I leave the shower.

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Lust and logic never seem to go hand in hand.

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And I really do need to be convinced to behave.

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"Do I need to get on my knees and beg you, Anastasia? Is that what you want?" She shakes her head and laughs. "The only time I ever want to see a grown man on his knees in front of me, Nate, is when his face is between my legs. So no, I don't want you to beg me."

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What is it about tall, muscular men who are good with their hands that makes me weak?

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I won't do anything without your permission. I'll wait until you want me, you desire me, and come to me yourself.

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A sexy glance beats a bl*wjob every time.

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I want to own this woman, body and soul. I want her.

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I don't make love. I f*ck... hard.

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If you want more sex, just ask for it.

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We've had sex 23 days straight. I've seen more ceiling than Michelangelo!

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Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

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Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

But I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff, it's sordid but it's boring and I don't understand why it keeps going.

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There are two kinds of big companies in the United States. There are those who've been hacked by the Chinese, and those who don't know they've been hacked by the Chinese.

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I believe that Americans should be deeply skeptical of government power. You cannot trust people in power. The founders knew that. That's why they divided power among three branches, to set interest against interest.

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