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Quote by Unknown (about Monday, Bed)

I'm not a scientist, but I feel like Earth's gravitation is strongest when I'm in bed on a Monday morning.

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Mondays are tedious. You drag yourself out of bed and the coffee tastes like slop. But hey, it can only get better! So chin up, smile, and rock this Monday!

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A fresh start, a new beginning indeed.
With coffee in hand, we face the day,
Ready to conquer, come what may.

The alarm clock rings, a jolt to the soul,
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Young boys should never be sent to bed... they always wake up a day older.

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You just sent the most powerful man in Westeros to bed without his supper.

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Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you've felt that way.

Charles Bukowski

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I invented something that prevents you from getting wet when it's raining.
I call it a bed.

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You need to find yourself a nice French boyfriend. That's the best way to learn the language. In bed.

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On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired.

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Never give up on your dreams!
Keep sleeping.

People who get up early in the morning cause war, death and famine.

Getting up is the second hardest thing in the morning...

If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put pants on.

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We both know it's easy to confuse "good" with "good in bed".

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Dress your best when you go to bed because you don't know who you'll see in your dreams.

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A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.

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My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.

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Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

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My bed and I are deeply in love. It's obvious my alarm clock is jealous.

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Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

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There are two kinds of big companies in the United States. There are those who've been hacked by the Chinese, and those who don't know they've been hacked by the Chinese.

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I believe that Americans should be deeply skeptical of government power. You cannot trust people in power. The founders knew that. That's why they divided power among three branches, to set interest against interest.

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Technology has forever changed the world we live in. We're online, in one way or another, all day long. Our phones and computers have become reflections of our personalities, our interests, and our identities. They hold much that is important to us.

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