Quote by Unknown (about Monday, Friday the 13th)

Quote by Unknown (about Monday, Friday the 13th)

"It's Friday 13th. What are you worried about?"
"Monday 16th."

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Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.

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I'm not a scientist, but I feel like Earth's gravitation is strongest when I'm in bed on a Monday morning.

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Mondays are tedious. You drag yourself out of bed and the coffee tastes like slop. But hey, it can only get better! So chin up, smile, and rock this Monday!

Monday, oh Monday, where do you lead?
A fresh start, a new beginning indeed.
With coffee in hand, we face the day,
Ready to conquer, come what may.

The alarm clock rings, a jolt to the soul,
But Monday's embrace makes us feel whole.
A chance to shine, to make our mark,
To light up the world, just like a spark.

Though the weekend's gone, we won't despair,
For Monday brings hope, a breath of fresh air.
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And make Monday shine, oh what a sight!

Happy Friday the 13th! May your stupid superstition scare you all day.

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Today, everyone thinks that their stupidity is just bad luck.

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If you think Friday the 13th is scary, try a day without coffee. That's scary!

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Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whichever.

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The only thing that's unlucky about Friday the 13th is that on the 16th, it's Monday again.

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"Oh my God, today's Friday the 13th. Do you know what that means?"
"It's the weekend tomorrow?"
"Exactly!"

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I don't care that it's Friday the 13th today - at least it's finally Friday!

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I don't care that it's Friday the 13th. I'm unlucky on every day anyway.

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Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

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There are two kinds of big companies in the United States. There are those who've been hacked by the Chinese, and those who don't know they've been hacked by the Chinese.

James Comey

I believe that Americans should be deeply skeptical of government power. You cannot trust people in power. The founders knew that. That's why they divided power among three branches, to set interest against interest.

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I will do everything if confirmed as FBI director to make sure the American public knows the full weight of what happened.

Kash Patel - Januar 2025

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Technology has forever changed the world we live in. We're online, in one way or another, all day long. Our phones and computers have become reflections of our personalities, our interests, and our identities. They hold much that is important to us.

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There are well over 250 victims, so we have to make sure that their identity is protected. Other than that, I think tomorrow you're gonna see some Epstein information being released by my office. What you're gonna see is a lot of flight-logs, a lot of names, a lot of information.

Pam Bondi - February 2025

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The people of the FBI are sworn to protect both security and liberty. It isn't a question of conflict. We must care deeply about protecting liberty through due process of law, while also safeguarding the citizens we serve - in every investigation.

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It's sitting on my desk right now to review. The Trump administration is committed to truth and transparency.

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