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I got a bottle of Schnapps and half a rhubarb pie. Let's see which one makes us sick first.

Agent Carter - Season 1 Episode 3

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Miss Carter, you have no idea how foreign Los Angeles will seem to a civilized person such as yourself. They eat avocados... with everything!

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Los Angeles

Edwin Jarvis: "In polite society, one telephones ahead before trespassing."
Peggy Carter: "I imagine strange women traipsing through the property isn't a completely unusual occurrence."
Edwin Jarvis: "That's a fair point."

Edwin Jarvis in Agent Carter - Season 1 Episode 3

Edwin Jarvis: "Stark can be thoughtless. Inconsiderate. Vain. Childish. Unreliable. Arrogant."
Peggy Carter: "You flatter him."

Peggy Carter in Agent Carter - Season 1 Episode 5

Howard Stark

I grew up on the lower east side. My father sold fruit. My mother sewed shirtwaists for a factory. Let me tell you, you don't get to climb the American ladder without picking up some bad habits on the way. There's a ceiling for certain types of people based on how much money your parents have, your social class, your religion, your sex. And the only way to break through that ceiling sometimes is to lie, so that's my natural instinct to lie.

Howard Stark in Agent Carter - Season 1 Episode 4

Jack Thompson: "If you don't mind, these surveillance reports need to be filed, and you're really so much better at that kind of thing."
Peggy Carter: "What kind of thing is that, Agent Thompson? The alphabet? I can teach you. Let's start with words beginning with 'A'."

Peggy Carter in Agent Carter - Season 1 Episode 1

Peggy Carter: "You can't be serious."
Howard Stark: "I try not to be, but sometimes it just slips out anyway."

Howard Stark in Agent Carter - Season 1 Episode 1

Edwin Jarvis: "Mr. Stark believed the intruder had some advanced technological assistance."
Peggy Carter: "Mr. Stark believes brushing your teeth requires advanced technological assistance."

Peggy Carter in Agent Carter - Season 1 Episode 3

Howard Stark

Technically, we don't even know if it works. But, let's face it. I invented it. So, it works.

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There is not a man or woman, no matter how fit he or she may be, who is capable of carrying the entire world on their shoulders.

Edwin Jarvis in Agent Carter - Season 1 Episode 2

An ideal butler provides service without being asked.

Edwin Jarvis in Agent Carter - Season 1 Episode 2

Stark: "Can I give you a piece of advice?"
Carter: "I'd rather you didn't."

Peggy Carter in What If…? - Season 1 Episode 1

Werner Reinhardt: "Cut off one head, two more shall grow in its place."
Peggy Carter: "Then I guess we'll keep cutting them off."

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The world has changed, and none of us can go back. All we can do is our best, and sometimes, the best that we can do, is to start over.

Peggy Carter in Captain America - The Winter Soldier

Stark: "Red, green, blue... who paints a button blue?"
Carter: "Don't tell me the American playboy needs help pushing buttons."
Stark: "Hedy Lamarr and I spent a weekend together, but she wasn't teaching me German."

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Hedy Lamarr

John Flynn: "Rogers, get in there!"
Peggy Carter: "He can't."
John Flynn: "Stark, you go in!"
Howard Stark: "What? Are you crazy? I push the buttons. I'm the buttons guy."

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I have known Hank a long time he is no security risk unless we make him one.

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You know, they say sarcasm is a metric for potential. If that's true, you'll be a great man some day.

Howard Stark in Captain America - Civil War

Sarcasm

Women aren't soldiers, and they sure as hell don't fight on the front lines. They might break a nail.

John Flynn in What If…? - Season 1 Episode 1

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

Deadpool

But I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff, it's sordid but it's boring and I don't understand why it keeps going.

Donald Trump - July 2025

The Epstein Files

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