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You know you're from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

Arizona Chicken & Roosters Eggs

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Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter and hell spends the summer.

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The people of Arizona, they've been very warm and welcoming.

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In Arizona we salt margaritas, not sidewalks.

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Arizona may be the only state in America where mothers don't tell their children that someday they can grow up and be president.

John McCain

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Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don't know what that means, maybe you're a little out of touch – or maybe you're the governor of Arizona.

Craig Ferguson

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Home is where the heart is and the heart is in Arizona.

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I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.

Deangelo Vickers in The Office - Season 7 Episode 20

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Arizona is the worst place to spend the summer - it's like 125 degrees.

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I live in Arizona, and I don't like the way they treat Hispanics there.

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They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Arizona - and that's pretty much the same thing.

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I went to a costume party dressed as a chicken and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg.

Long story short:
The chicken.

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Alabamians don't tell you to wait before rushing a decision… they say "don't count your chickens before they hatch."

Alabama Chicken & Roosters

Normally, chicks run towards me instead of away from me. I'm losing my touch.

Joseph Van Aston in A California Christmas

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My mom used to make a great broiled chicken. One of my favorites. Funny, I'm starting to feel real sympathetic towards them chickens.

MacGyver in MacGyver - Season 1 Episode 2

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If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Ted Nugent

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I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs.

Paul Simon

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I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.

Isaac Bashevis Singer

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Everyone loves fried chicken, Don't ever make it. Ever. Buy it from a place that makes good fried chicken.

Nora Ephron

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The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.

Arnold H. Glasow

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50% of the foxe's cunning is just the ignorance of the chickens.

Chicken & Roosters Foxes

I'm always cooking very slow so the eggs have enough time to process their separation.

Cooking Eggs

"I'll make eggs for breakfast. How do you want yours?"
"In a cheesecake!"

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You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.

Gru in Minions - 2: The Rise of Gru

Eggs

A box without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
[Egg]

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When Mom was a groupie in the '70s, her scrambled eggs made her the darling of the MSG loading dock. Lot of songs written about those scrambled eggs:
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Led Zeppelin? "Scramble On".
Steve Miller? "The Yolker".
If you listen to Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" while eating her eggs, it lines up perfectly.

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Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

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But I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff, it's sordid but it's boring and I don't understand why it keeps going.

Donald Trump - July 2025

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There are two kinds of big companies in the United States. There are those who've been hacked by the Chinese, and those who don't know they've been hacked by the Chinese.

James Comey

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James Comey

I will do everything if confirmed as FBI director to make sure the American public knows the full weight of what happened.

Kash Patel - Januar 2025

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Technology has forever changed the world we live in. We're online, in one way or another, all day long. Our phones and computers have become reflections of our personalities, our interests, and our identities. They hold much that is important to us.

James Comey

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There are well over 250 victims, so we have to make sure that their identity is protected. Other than that, I think tomorrow you're gonna see some Epstein information being released by my office. What you're gonna see is a lot of flight-logs, a lot of names, a lot of information.

Pam Bondi - February 2025

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