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Only those who dare truly live.

See what's next.

Think different.

It's finger lickin' good.

The Best or Nothing.

Because it's everybody's business.

1999: Nice, you got a Gameboy!
2006: Lame, who still owns a Gameboy today?
2022: Nice, you got a Gameboy!

Vorsprung durch Technik

Everyone who thinks that ego-shooter games make people more aggressive has never played Mario Kart on the Rainbow Road!

Born to Play.

Impossible is Nothing.

I'm Lovin' It

It won't be an overstatement to say that Scorpios are different, difficult and dangerously interesting.

A Scorpio's greatest need: Trust. They need someone they can rely on in a world full of complete fakes.

A hurt Scorpio could be thinking about you 24/7 and still, you wouldn't hear from them.

Scorpios know that appearances are deceptive. They don't trust everyone and those they trust should know better than to fail them.

Scorpios have that kind of love that never dies. Even if you'll never talk to each other again, they will always care about you.

Marigold Brandyfoot: "Poke me with that crutch again, I'll pluck the hair off your toes in your sleep!"
Largo Brandyfoot: "And I'll pluck off my ears while you're at it. It'd save me listenin' to your snorin'."

The stars at night, are big and bright,
deep in the heart of Texas,
The prairie sky is wide and high,
deep in the heart of Texas.

Have you ever been told you're different, odd, or simply don't belong? In a world full of normies, do you feel like an outcast? Me too. But I'm pleased to tell you there's a very special place for people like us. Nevermore Academy.

Willi: "You know what they say?"
Luthen: "No, what's that?"
Willi: "If you can't find it here, it's not worth finding."

When I was a kid, I thought I could eat pizza every day when I'm an adult.
Now I know: I was right.

Eärien: "I'm not in the habit of going off with strange young men."
Kemen: "Very wise. If I see any, you'll be the first to know."

Jotham: "I'm leaving early to go to a hockey game. Kings versus Blackhawks."
Pepper: "Wow, they can call a team that?"
Jotham: "Black-h-awks!"

Bolvar Fordragon: "I was wondering if you'd show up!"
Dranosh Saurfang: "I couldn't let the Alliance have all the fun today!"

Did you think we had forgotten? Did you think we had forgiven? Behold, now, the terrible vengeance of the Forsaken! Death to the Scourge! And death to the living!

You get what you deserve. It's an old saying, one that survived the years because it's true. But not for everyone. Some get more than they deserve.

Mae: "Bless us, O morning star, and these thy gifts which we are about to receive from thy bounty. To the ruler of the demons, our Lord. Amen."
Dani: "Those aren't the words I learned."

"Huh? What's the dead granny doing there?!"
Guy from London was standing in line to buy the new iPhone.

Make it a September to remember!

Autmn is spring time in reverse.

Our graduates live the very real events, which become the stories… that change the world.

The School for Good and Evil, where the true story behind every great fairy tale begins. The School for Good trains the heroes. The School for Evil, the villains.

Every so often, a very lucky candidate from the outside is selected for admission to this hallowed institution.

Just take people between 30 and 40 and play: Shaggy, Christina Aguilera, Backstreet Boys, Outkast and Spice Girls. Bam, they're all 16 again!

Remember those teachers from the 90s who told you that you wouldn't always have a calculator in your pocket in the future? I'd love to smack my smartphone into his face today!

Just burnt 2000 calories.
That's the last time I will bake pizza while I sleep.

Two american jewish men send their sons to Jerusalem to learn about their culture. A year later they are having a chat:

Man 1: "I am so disappointed in my son. Once he returned, he claimed to have become christian."
Man 2: "My son as well, this is a tragedy! We should go see our Rabbi, maybe he can guide us."
Rabbi: "Unfortunately, I'm in the same boat as you two. I sent my son to Jerusalem a few years ago and he also became christian. Only God can help us now, we should pray to him."
God: "You guys won't believe, but 2000 years ago I too sent my son to Jerusalem..."

How do you get $1000 in cryptocurrency?
Invest $2000.

What's the difference between Jesus' crucifixion and a cow?
You cant milk a cow for 2000 years.

If you need the threat of hell to be a good person, then you're just a bad person on a leash.

It's the 2000s. You're bedazzling a pair of jeans in your room that's covered in Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears posters. Life is good.

To me, Charles already is the worst king we've had in decades.

If Plaxico hadn't shot himself in the leg...

For the good of christmas. For the good of my family. I, Santa Claus, have decided to retire.

After death of Queen Elizabeth: Charles announced to become new Queen of England.

Which generation is the best and why is it Gen Z?

Donald Trump offered to have the Queen buried on his golf course in Scotland.

London Bridge has fallen.

In my lifetime, there were 6 US Presidents, 3 Popes, but only 1 British Queen.