Quotes by unknown authors (Page 8)

America made Among Us. What's Europe's equivalent?
Among Eu.

Wanna know something about the Among Us ghost chat? It's usually pretty dead.

What's an impostor's favorite weapon?
A Nintendo Switch-blade

Who wrote "The Cat In The Hat Plays Among Us"?
Dr. Sus!

It's different out there. All those kids turned into adults, they stopped believing.

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

For the sake of trans-f*cking-parency... is there anything else I should know about you?

Just remember, high school, it mostly sucks. But it's one time in your life. You're gonna be okay.

Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Sophie. A brave creature of exquisite beauty and uncommon grace, who was destined to change the world.

If Italy were Mona Lisa then Florence would be her smile.

Stop using Halloween as an excuse to dress sl*tty - dress sl*tty every day!

Minecraft and physics have a blocky relationship.

Put on your Adidas and step off.

People are oblivious to reality. They only see what they want to see, when all they have to do is shift their perspective to see the full scope of things.

Flynne: "None of them managed to grow up, far as I can tell."
Ella: "Not many do, in my experience."

It's flattering at first, you know. But if you stare too long, it starts to feel a tad dodgy. And you are about to cross that line.

Wolf: "What are you up to, Aelita?"
Aelita: "Saving a world."
Wolf: "Our world is long past saving. I thought that was always your point."
Aelita: "I didn't say 'our' world."

To those before.
To those after.
To us now.
And to those beyond.
Seen or unseen.
Here but not here.

Dearest new neighbor at 657 Boulevard. Allow me to welcome you to the neighborhood. How did you end up here? Did 657 Boulevard call to you with its force within? 657 Boulevard has been the subject of my family for decades now and as it approaches its 100th birthday, I'm in charge of watching and waiting for its second coming. Someone watches the house in the 1920s and someone else watched in the 1960s. It is now my time.
Do you know the history of the house? Do you know what lies within the walls of 657 Boulevard? I wonder what brought you here. I see already that you have flooded 657 Boulevard with contractors, so that you can finish the bas*ment. Why was it left that way? It might not frighten you yet, but it will. What else didn't they tell you?
You have two children. I have seen them. Are there more on the way? You need to fill the house with young blood... better for me. It was greed that brought your children here. Once I know their names, I'll call to them and draw them to me. Who am I? There are hundreds of cars that drive by each day. Maybe I am in one. Look out any of the windows in 657 Boulevard, at all the people who stroll by each day. Maybe I am one. This message will not be the last.
Welcome, friends.
I am The Watcher.

In Canada, there's two seasons: 6 months of winter and 6 months where skiing sucks.

Never mess with a snowboarder - we know places where no one will ever find you!

Even carrying a snowboard is cooler than skiing.

When hell freezes over, I will ski there too.

Get your f*cking rental skis off my board!

If skiing was easy, it would be called snowboarding.

If snowboarding was easy, it would be called skiing.

Many people attach skis to their feet. Few attach them to their soul.

Many people attach a snowboard to their feet. Few attach it to their soul.

The worst day biking is still better than the best day at work.

The worst day motorcycling is still better than the best day at work.

The worst day skiing is still better than the best day at work.

The worst day snowboarding is still better than the best day at work.

When hell freezes over, I will snowboard there too.

Snowboards aren't just pieces of wood, steel and fibreglass. They're tools of escape. A medium for personal expression. A way to challenge fears, push limits and share incredible experiences with your friends.

I did not fall - I'm checking the snow conditions!

I love snowboarding, but I would never want to do it competitively or at a professional level. Snowboarding is a spawn of skating, and skating is my passion.

Did you ever wonder where every great fairy tale begins? Where the good become heroes? And the evil become villains? Welcome. We've been expecting you.

"There's no easy way to say this. Seven more Blockbusters closed. You're the last one on Earth."
"I don't love the pattern that's starting to emer...- hello?"

Sorry if I haven't seemed stoked to be suddenly working the same job I had in high school so I can afford the studio apartment I had to rent because I caught my husband Aaron on a date with a 25-year-old also named Erin.

"That was the saddest thing I've ever said."
"Saddest thing I've ever said is, 'One ticket for Space Jam 2.'"

"I've worked here since the seventh grade."
"That is not the flex you think it is."

"Just act like one of your favorite bosses from a movie."
"Like Boss Baby or Devil's Advocate?"
"One of those is a baby and one is Satan."
"Look at the heights they reach despite their circumstances."

"How will I be the next Tarantino if I don't work in a video store?"
"Yeah, that's what's holding you back."

I put everything I had into this store. It's the only place that's felt like home.

"A marriage born of love. Is that allowed?"
"We're trying something new."

Franz Joseph: "My marriage is about political interests. And an heir to the throne."
Louise Gundemann: "And what are we about? It's not about love, is it?"

Sentenced to death for conspiracy, revolutionary behaviour lèse-majesté and high treason. Solely His Majesty the Emperor has the power to pardon the condemned. Do those condemned to death have anything to say?
You sit in your palace. We sit in filth. Your Majesty. You can kill us, but it'll do you no good. The people will rise against you. I'm dying for the people!

Burn rubber not gasoline.

Joy was born for the left lane.

Live In Your World, Play In ours.