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Work is great. So, always keep something for tomorrow!

Since my co-workers know that they can't talk to me before I had my first cup of coffee, I don't drink it before 5 pm.

"I've had this very problem last week."
"So, what did you do about it?"
"Knocked off and went home."

Bought a new vacuum on Black Friday. It sucks!

Black Friday is a scam. You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year!

Have you ever had sex at a music festival?
It's f-cking in tents (intense).

What do you call a group of people waiting to get into a Pride festival?
An LGBT queue.

Here's to the nights that turned into mornings,
and the friends that turned into family!

15,000 dead for 5,760 minutes of football. Shame on you!

I have to get out with something... I prefer drinking cacao to coffee.

Why shouldn't you let flying horses play Among Us?
Because they're Pega-sus!

I'm so f-cking tired of Among Us jokes!
Sorry, I just had to vent.

Nothing like the sexual tension between you and the person who just watched you jump out of a vent.

What does the impostor have in common with me at work?
We're both pretending to engage in tasks to avoid general suspicion.

America made Among Us. What's Europe's equivalent?
Among Eu.

Wanna know something about the Among Us ghost chat? It's usually pretty dead.

What's an impostor's favorite weapon?
A Nintendo Switch-blade

Who wrote "The Cat In The Hat Plays Among Us"?
Dr. Sus!

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

If Italy were Mona Lisa then Florence would be her smile.

Stop using Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty - dress slutty every day!

Minecraft and physics have a blocky relationship.

Put on your Adidas and step off.

In Canada, there's two seasons: 6 months of winter and 6 months where skiing sucks.

Never mess with a snowboarder - we know places where no one will ever find you!

Even carrying a snowboard is cooler than skiing.

When hell freezes over, I will ski there too.

Get your f-cking rental skis off my board!

If skiing was easy, it would be called snowboarding.

If snowboarding was easy, it would be called skiing.

Many people attach skis to their feet. Few attach them to their soul.

Many people attach a snowboard to their feet. Few attach it to their soul.

The worst day biking is still better than the best day at work.

The worst day motorcycling is still better than the best day at work.

The worst day skiing is still better than the best day at work.

The worst day snowboarding is still better than the best day at work.

When hell freezes over, I will snowboard there too.

Snowboards aren't just pieces of wood, steel and fibreglass. They're tools of escape. A medium for personal expression. A way to challenge fears, push limits and share incredible experiences with your friends.

I did not fall - I'm checking the snow conditions!

I love snowboarding, but I would never want to do it competitively or at a professional level. Snowboarding is a spawn of skating, and skating is my passion.

Burn rubber not gasoline.

Joy was born for the left lane.

Live In Your World, Play In ours.

Only those who dare truly live.

See what's next.

Think different.

It's finger lickin' good.

The Best or Nothing.

Because it's everybody's business.

1999: Nice, you got a Gameboy!
2006: Lame, who still owns a Gameboy today?
2022: Nice, you got a Gameboy!