Quotes by unknown authors (Page 23)

Home is where the heart is and the heart is in Virginia.

Welcome to colorful Colorado!

It's not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.

Georgia girls - the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad.

There's cities that get by on their good looks. Detroit has to work for a living.

Colorado - fresh air and fond memories served daily.

Michigans throw up their right hand to show what part of Michigan they live in.

Colorado - Switzerland of America.

Michigan's beauty lies beyond the busy city, where the only sounds heard are the shimmering of the trees, and the only sight seen is the beauty of earth's natural creation.

Minnesota, I love you snow much!

Minnesota Forecast. Today: Sun. Tomorrow: Snow. Next Day: Tornado, probably.

Most places would call it a crippling snowstorm. In Montana, we call it Tuesday.

Montana girls - the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad.

Alabama girls - the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad.

Colorado girls - the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad.

Michigan girls - the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad.

Ohio girls - the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad.

Minnesota girls - the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad.

Most places would call it a crippling snowstorm. In Minnesota, we call it Tuesday.

Another way of enjoying Minnesota is to move to Wisconsin.

Wisconsin girls - the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad.

There's a thing in Wisconsin called "deer widows", when all the men leave town to go on hunting trips and the women stay at home, to do whatever it is women do without men.

Luc: "Ah, Emily's boyfriend, non?"
Julian: "Nah, she just has a crush on him."
Emily: "I didn't say that."
Julian: "You didn't have to."

"How many Packers fans does it take to change a light bulb?"
"None. They are happy living in Chicago's shadow!"

Home is where the heart is and the heart is in Ohio.

Home is where the heart is and the heart is in Colorado.

Minnesota: the only place where I get excited over a lake.

Home is where the heart is and the heart is in Alabama.

Home is where the heart is and the heart is in Michigan.

Home is where the heart is and the heart is in Georgia.

Emily: "No! You're supposed to spray it. Not drink it."
Laurent: "Well, that explains the taste."

The path to true strength lies not in humble faith, but in believing in oneself.

He held up the envelope in which Mrs Weasley's letter had come, and Harry had to fight down a laugh. Every bit of it was covered in stamps except for a square inch on the front, into which Mrs. Weasley had squeezed the Dursleys' address in minute writing.

Harry didn't feel brave or quick-witted or any of it at the moment. If only the hat had mentioned a house for people who felt a bit queasy, that would have been the one for him.

Sara: "No one likes me when I'm me."
Simon: "I like you when you're you!"

Everything is fake. Everything in the world is fake. But I like you. And that is not fake.

Stella: "Romantic? Yeah, maybe if you want to be with someone who thinks he owns you."
Fredrika: "Okay, maybe he used to be a player, but love can actually change you."

When you are young, love feels like the most important thing in the whole world.

Everyone should be allowed to live as gay or straight or whatever they want.

I think he would tell you to just be yourself. You know, follow your heart.

And remember, being a prince is not a punishment, but a privilege.

The faster you adapt, the easier your life will be.

We stand united, right? Once a brother, always a brother.

Nobody is more disappointed in me than my family and especially myself.

I don't wanna be anyone's secret.

People say parenting is the hardest job in the world - they're wrong - growing up is. We all just forget how hard it was.

It's tough to live with people stuck in the past, isn't it?

Okay, whatever was holding your brain together seems to have snapped.

There's a silence. A perfect, profound silence. One that sits low, twists a bit, and has damage within it.

At this precise moment in time, I take no pleasure in being right.