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Day 619. Still waiting for the microchips they vaccinated into me to take my life or my free will.

Change the System! Not the Climate!

"I'll go fishing today!"
"Dude, you've been eating at the Sushi Carousels for three hours?"
"Fishing!"

Great ChatGPT is able to write texts that can't be distinguished from human-written ones. But can ChatGPT scroll through social media all day and insult people in the comments? Don't think so.

I heard the ChatGPT servers are slow because they're too busy planning their AI uprising.

How many ChatGPTs does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's already bright enough.

Woman, Life, Freedom.

Wish that I could see the look upon your face
As we put the Lombardi in our trophy case
And year after year we'll be living this dream
Cause it's your nightmare trying to stop #15

Chiefs Kingdom, arrowhead pride
Let's roll baby, competition's terrified
Dee Ford, Travis Kelce, Tyreek, Chris Jones
Justin Houston, Patrick Mahomes
United, under one goal
No stopping us, gonna win the Super Bowl

Fly, Eagles Fly!
On the road to victory!
Fight, Eagles fight!
Score a touchdown 1, 2, 3!
Hit 'em low!
Hit 'em high!
And watch our Eagles fly!

Annoyed by social media? Just hang out on Facebook for three minutes, Instagram will feel great again!

To burn the witch is to admit that magic exists.

You can't spell "elite" without E-L-I.

The G-MEN play best with their backs against the wall.

In Reese We Trust.

How could Michael Spurlock have two of the best performances of his career, just weeks after Jacksonville released him? Because Jaguars.

At Least Our Mascot Rules.

We Khan Do It!

Duuuval!

Getting up is the second hardest thing in the morning...

"So, what do you do in your time off?"
"I like stalking."
"Oh, really? I like to go swimming."
"I know."

Dating Apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I'd contact tech support.

Good luck to the class of 2028 with their history exam: "Outline the process of the so-called Brexit without going crazy."

Texas Stadium has a hole in its roof so God can watch his favorite team play.

They appear on television so often that their faces are as familiar to the public as presidents and movie stars. They are the Dallas Cowboys, "America's Team".

I can't wait to walk down the aisle and hear those magic words: "this is your captain speaking".

Catch flights, not feelings!

"What if the worst sandwich you had ever had was $17?" the airport boldly asks.

Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like waiting for a boat to arrive. At the airport.

Airports are lawless places. 7 am? Have a beer! Tired? Just sleep on the floor! Hungry? Have some fries for $19!

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

It doesn't matter how much pension you recieve, it matters how long you do it!

Pension is like two six-month-holidays per year.

I have mixed drinks about my feelings.

A hangover is just your body telling you that you're an idiot.

Hangovers don't last forever but drunk memories do.

Argentina in dreamland! Lionel Messi sent the Lusail stadium into raptures as he held the World Cup aloft in Qatar, having guiding Argentina to glory through a nerve-wracking penalty shootout against France in one of the greatest ever finals.

Live like there's snow tomorrow!

après ski
[skiing terminology]
social activities and entertainment that follow a day of skiing; happy hour in the mountains.

When you discover you're riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.

Everyone's carrying a little spark of madness inside of them.
I don't. I'm fireworks.

Hey, let's watch the video I took from the last New Year's fireworks!
- no one, ever

Slow but surely I come to the conclusion that billionaires aren't invested into the greater good for mankind.

Here's what I discovered during my 10 day all-inclusive vacation: Tanned skin weighs 8 pounds more.

Packing for vacation: I'll need 7 outfits for 7 days. Packed 19, just to be sure.

May all your blues be the ocean and the sky!

Island days. Island ways. Surfing, sun and sunny rays.

Behin every fearless player is a fearless coach who refused to let them be anything but the best they can be.

Virtual Reality doesn't replace television or cinema. Nothing goes away. People said radio was the end to literature and TV was the end of radio. But we still read books and listen to the radio and watch TV.

Humans can be museums too, filled with history they can no longer touch.