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One of the both of us is smarter than you are.

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One of my colleagues keeps typing numbers into her calculator and transfers them into an Excel sheet. I'm crying.

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Do you know why Oklahoma's state slogan is "Oklahoma is OK"?
Because they can't spell "mediocre".

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"Why did Oklahoma raise the minimum drinking age to 25?"
"They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools!"

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Inflation is the moment where even poor people can own a lot of money.

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Inflation is just like pregnancy: there's no legal way to stop it.

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I'd love to be a wasp. First, I'm gonna ruin someone's BBQ and then I'll drown myself in their beer.

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"Wasps can eat up to 50 grams of insects per day."
Not the ones that live in my garden. They drink 2 cans of coke, devour a steak and get angry when the ketchup's empty.

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Wasp 1: "Maybe we should stop acting so aggressive around humans. Our reputation's pretty bad."
Wasp 2: "Yeah, you're right. But... isn't that our ice cream this human over there is eating?"

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Never trust a smiling gamemaster!

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The dice giveth and the dice taketh away.

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I am the gamemaster.
Rule #1: You do what I tell you to do.
Rule #2: I'm always right.
Rule #3: In case I'm not right, execute rule #1.

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And like the moon, we must go through phases of emptiness to feel full again.

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The moon taught me there is beauty in darkness too, that even when I don't feel whole, I am enough.

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Why can't Jameis Winston use the phone anymore?
Because he can't find the receiver.

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Of course I'll be wearing a jacket in my appartment during winter to save gas and energy, while the Football World Cup is hosted in air-conditioned stadiums in the middle of the desert of Qatar. Everyone's doing their share!

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She's a 10 but likes the Star Wars sequels.

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Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs - send him to KFC.

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Good girls are waiting for the prince on his horse.
Smart girls are taking the horse themselves.
Bad girls are riding on the prince.

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Well-behaved women seldom make history.

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Good girls come to heaven, bad girls twice a day.

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Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go where ever they like.

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Daddy just fainted. Told him not to read my diary...

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Good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught yet.

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A Leo can decide quickly if they like someone or not, if they don't like you then there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

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Leos need that me-and-you-against-the-world type of relationship.

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Don't fall in love with Leos unless you are going to give them 100% honesty and attention.

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Leo will never stand aside and watch you suffer.

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If you want a good argument, start one with a Leo.

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Leos don't give up - like a lion, chasing it's prey until it gets it.

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Leo - temperament, strong personality and a heart made of gold!

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Time doesn't heal all wounds.

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Zodiac Sign Cancer - hard shell, soft core.

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The struggles of cancer:
- They ignore their needs
- They are everyone's therapist
- They dwell in sad songs
- They can't let go of grudges
- They blame themselves for someone else's faults

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Even when Cancer become mother and father, they are still children inside.

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A Cancer is someone who lands in situations that constantly test their emotional strength.

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The symbol of Cancer is the crab because, just like it, it has a hard outer shell, but deep inside it is soft and can be crushed and hurt easily.

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Cancers prefer to figure things out on their own.

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Don't ever let a recipe tell you how much garlic to put in. You measure that with your heart.

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She's a 10 but thinks she's a 5. He's a 5 but thinks he's a 10. And now they're married.

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She's a 10 but, bro, she doesn't want you.

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She's a 10 but she bases her standards on romance books.

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She's a 10 but she has raging anxiety and overthinks everything.

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She's a 10 but she had unrestricted access to the internet at a young age.

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She's a 10, but can also play as a false 9 or out wide.

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She's a 10 but she audibly gasps whenever she hears a one direction song playing while out in public.

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She's a 10 but you must tell her "good morning" and "good night" or she think you hate her.

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She's a 10 but says "they sang this on Glee" whenever she hears a song they performed on Glee.

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She's a 10 but forgets about her Animal Crossing island for 6 months.

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