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It is rarer to find a really happy person in a circle of millionaires than among homeless people.

Happiness, Wealth & Richness, MillionairesUnknown
 
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Why didn't Noah get rid of the two mosquitos?

MosquitoesUnknown
 
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Why can't mosquitos suck fat instead of blood?

MosquitoesUnknown
 
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We live for the nights that no one remembers, with the people we will never forget.

PartiesUnknown
 
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The sun watches what I do, but the moon knows all my secrets.

MoonUnknown
 
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When a flower doesn't bloom, you fix the evironment in which it grows, not the flower.

FlowersUnknown
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A smile is the best makeup a girl can wear.

Laughing & Smile, Style, MakeupUnknown
 
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The best memories are made in flip flops.

Summer, HolidayUnknown
 
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A life without love is like a year without summer.

Love, SummerUnknown
 
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People are like mushrooms. First, you recognize the eye-catching ones, but they're often poisonous. You have to look longer for the good ones.

Humanity, MushroomsUnknown
 
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When the maths homework of my son is too hard for me, I post it on Facebook with the caption, "Only 1 out of 10 can solve this."

Mathematics, FacebookUnknown
 
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August is like the Sunday of summer.

AugustUnknown
 
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Can't say "I do" without you!
Will you be my best man?

Best Man QuotesUnknown
 
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Will you be my best man?
Incentives include...
An open bar! Drunk single women! Dancing!

Best Man QuotesUnknown
 
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I would never go bungee jumping. A broken rubber brought me into this world, a broken rubber isn't taking me out of it.

Funny QuotesUnknown
 
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The Corona pandemic clearly shows us which people we choose, when we're forced to limit ourselves.

Corona-JokesUnknown
 
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If you're not barefoot, then you're overdressed!

Summer, BeachesUnknown
 
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June is the gateway to summer.

JuneUnknown
 
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May, more than all other months of the year, wants us to feel alive.

MayUnknown
 
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Be nice, but learn to say no.

Unknown
 
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Jina: "Will we go there one day?"
Vicki: "Yes, if this storm is over"
Jina: "When will the storm end?"
Viki: "When we stop doing bad things and when we can get through this storm"

Unknown
 
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The best friend is the enemy, because the ignorant friend pulls you down, but the wise enemy raises you, so I prefer to be the wise enemy rather than the ignorant friend.

Unknown
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Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them and filling an emptiness we didn't ever know we had.

DogsUnknown
 
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Can't say "I do" without you!
Will you be my bridesmaid?

Bridesmaid-QuotesUnknown
 
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Will you be my bridesmaid?
Incentives include...
Dancing! Single men! An open bar!

Bridesmaid-QuotesUnknown
 
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I DO NOT
...want to get married without you!

Best Man Quotes, Bridesmaid-QuotesUnknown
 
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As I prepare for the day that I become a bride, it would mean the world to me to have you by my side. Will you be my bridesmaid?

Bridesmaid-QuotesUnknown
 
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I'm not sure 'bout when and where
But I know I want you there!
Will you be my bridesmaid?

Bridesmaid-QuotesUnknown
 
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Look around and think about what you already have. Nevertheless, you wish for a lot.
Think of the people who are worse off than you. They would celebratebfor what you have. Be happy with what you have.

Unknown
 
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Without coffee, I could easily survive a zombie apocalypse. They'd think I'm one of them.

Funny Quotes, CoffeeUnknown
 
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Let's chat for three months and never meet up!

TinderUnknown
 
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"Why do you drink so much coffee? Will you die if you don't drink any?"
"No, but you may."

CoffeeUnknown
 
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I actually thought that sharing a flat with my best friend would be a great idea.
Now it's 5 pm and we're sitting on camping-chairs in our living room and eat popcorn for breakfast.

FlatsharingUnknown
 
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When you find the one person who means the world to you, you are a new person yourself. A better one. If this person is taken from you, what will become of you?

Unknown (blauice), The stripper and me
 
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Life distributes scars, physically and mentally. You learn from mistakes and remember things that ended well.

Unknown (AlloraFiore)
 
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Love is not what you expect to get, but what you are ready to give.

Unknown (girlyxbooks)
 
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You can't choose who to fall in love with.

Unknown (lovememoriess)
 
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And it's hard to live without someone who feels like home.

Unknown (articulair), Forever Collide
 
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Love doesn't make mistakes.

Unknown (articulair), Forever Collide
 
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Take a lover who looks at you like you are magic.

Unknown (articulair), Forever Collide
 
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It can be hard to let go of someone who makes your heart happy.

Unknown (articulair), Forever Collide
 
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There once was a ship that put to sea
And the name of that ship was the Billy o' Tea
The winds blew hard, her bow dipped down
Blow, me bully boys, blow

Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing' is done
We'll take our leave and go

TikTok, Sea ShantiesUnknown, Soon May the Wellerman Come
 
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Ho! Ho! and up she rises
What shall we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning?
Chuck him in the long boat 'til he's sober
Shave his chin with a rusty razor
Give him a dose of salt and water
Pull out the plug and wet him all over

Sea ShantiesUnknown, Drunken Sailor
 
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A poor old man came riding by
And we say so, and we know so
O, a poor old man Came riding by
O, poor old man

Says I, "Old man, Your horse will die"
And we say so, and we know so.
And if he dies we'll tan his hide
O, poor old man

Sea ShantiesUnknown, The Dead Horse
 
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Now we are ready to head for the Horn
Way hey, roll and go!
Our boots and our clothes, boys, are all in the pawn
To me, rollicking randy dandy-o!

Sea ShantiesUnknown, Randy Dandy-O
 
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Oh, the times were hard and the wages are low,
Leave her, Johnny, leave her!
I guess it's time for us to go,
And it's time for us to leave her!

Beware these packet ships, I say!
Leave her, Johnny, leave her!
They'll steal your stores and your clothes away
And it's time for us to leave her!

Leave her, Johnny, leave her
Oh leave her, Johnny, leave her
For the voyage is done, and the winds don't blow
and it's time for us to leave her

Sea ShantiesUnknown, Leave Her Johnny
 
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Your inner circle shows your character.

Unknown (Jorgo Charis)
 
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Not every hand deserves to be hold. But certainly every paw!

DogsUnknown
 
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That there's a term for "animal protection" is a shame for humankind.

Animals & PetsUnknown
 
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Without my pets, my place would be cleaner and my wallet would be fuller. But my heart would be empty.

Animals & PetsUnknown
 
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