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I don't think you understand how Australians work. Once we get a hold of a good quality meme, we drive it into the ground until we die. We're all still dropping the old "I pulled a Bradbury" and that happened over 20 years ago.

August 2024

It has been discovered that LeBron James is sleeping with his newest teammate's mom.

June 2024

LeBron James Bronny James

Your mom's so fat, even in Minecraft she appears round.

Minecraft Your Mom jokes

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Lame Jokes

Beer can be stronger than in the UK, so drink responsibly, know your limits and respect local laws.

(UK government travel advice) - February 2024

Soccer European Championships 2024

What do you call a deer wearing an explosive belt?
Bombi

Why can't we us thoughts and prayers to protect the border? It's what we use to protect our schools.

A flower doesn't care whether the flower next to it is better or more beautiful. It just blooms.

Scorpio Girl - my personality depends on me, my attitude depends on you.

It can take a lifetime to discover skiing, but only an instant to fall in love with it.

It can take a lifetime to discover snowboarding, but only an instant to fall in love with it.

Education is important, but Dota is importanter.

Education is important, but Apex is importanter.

Winner, Winner, Jannik Sinner.

January 2024, about winning the Australian Open

Someday, I'm going to marry Monday, make him trust me and then I'll finish him off.

Life's beautiful every day. We just have to look more thoroughly on Mondays.

Monday Start of the Week

It can take a lifetime to discover Techno, but only an instant to fall in love with it.

Techno & Electro

It can take a lifetime to discover Jazz, but only an instant to fall in love with it.

It can take a lifetime to discover vodka, but only an instant to fall in love with it.

It can take a lifetime to discover gin, but only an instant to fall in love with it.

Makes muscles - not excuses!

Muscles Gym & Workout Motivation

"Oh man, what a year it was!"
"Dude, it's the middle of February."

"Oh man, what a year it was!"
"Dude, it's mid January."

If we could have a Monday for once that doesn't feel like it's lasting for ten days, that'd be great.

If we could have a January for once that doesn't feel like it's lasting for ten years, that'd be great.

Actually, I wanted to stop being mean. But everyone else has to stop being dumb first.

Foolishness Dump-Quotes

As a 32 year old guy, this game is my Pokemon fever dream from when I was a 90's kid.

Palworld is a big hit in Brazil because "Pal" is a slang for "dick". Jokes are coming big and hard.

Palworld has became,
#1 The most played game in the world
#1 The top selling game in the world
at the same time!

Tranquility of mind and purity of heart - the Free Adeptus, The Unfettered - performs no action and sets no rule. Their presence is beyond mere mortals.

Genshin Impact

Xianyun / Cloud Retainer

He sees and hears everything, as if he had the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox, like some kind of mythical beast. Fighting tooth and nail, he drove away bandits and ruffians like devils with all the auspicious momentum of the suanni.

Genshin Impact

Valentine's whispers, floating in the air,
A day of romance, love's tender affair.
Chocolates and roses, expressions so sweet,
A moment to cherish, as two hearts meet.

Valentine's Day

In the world of Fortnite, excitement and friendship converge into an epic adventure. Across battlefields, a community forms, its bonds stronger than storm and gunfire. Each victory carries not just glory, but the memory of shared triumphs. Fortnite, where friends become heroes, and unity is the true Battle Royale.

It's called Oktoberfest's Law: Everywhere you can vomit in or onto, people are going to vomit in or onto.

"Hey, would you mind if I smoke a cigarette?"
"I wouldn't even mind when you lit yourself on fire."

Everyone of us carries a little spark of madness.
I don't. I'm firework.

Craziness & Weirdness Fireworks

I whale always love you!

In The Matrix, 1999 is described as the peak of human civilization and I laughed about that. But then the next 24 years happened now I'm like, "yeah, maybe the machines had a point."

The Matrix 2000s 2010s

Maybe shooting stars aren't really supposed to grant wishes, but to make us think about what we really want...

Wishes Shooting Stars

You're the wish I make on every shooting star!

Love declerations Shooting Stars

Lift your head up even in the darkest of times. Only then you can rely on shooting stars.

Life is like a shooting star where everyone wants you to fall down.

Sad Quotes Wise Sayings Shooting Stars

Sometimes, we're like stars - we fall so someone's wish can come true.

Things are perfect when you look at the sky, see a shooting star, but don't make a wish because you're so happy anyways.

When ever I see a shooting star
I close my eyes and make a wish
I wish that I could send my love
To the ones in heaven I miss

Truly happy moments are like shooting stars in the sky - rare, but very beautiful...

I adore people who are wholeheartedly happy about seeing shooting stars in the sky!

In 40 years, our kids are going on a 2010s party, carrying E-Cigarettes, Fidget Spinners, greet themselves with dabs and shoot dog-selfies.

"So we're now going into the year 2020?"
"Yes."
"That means... 2010 has been 10 years ago?"
"Nope. Impossible."

Dear cookies, that isn't fat, it's external storage for more of you.

Sweets & Candy Cookies

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Summer romances end for all kinds of reasons. But when all is said and done, they have one thing in common: They are shooting stars-a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, a fleeting glimpse of eternity. And in a flash, they're gone.

Nicholas Sparks in The Notebook

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Summer Shooting Stars

Long ago, this Pal used long objects like tree branches as weapons. After coming into contact with humans, however, it found something much more effective: guns.

#8 Tanzee in Palworld

I was done with this Friday the moment I found out it was Monday yet.

The 2010s were a wild ride: selfies, Brexit, Gangnam Style. We all loved, hated, and laughed through it all. From fidget spinners to TikTok trends, the decade was full of surprises. But hey, at least we had enough memes to wipe away our tears of laughter. Here's to the 2020s, let's see what the next funny trend will be!

You're only concerned if you know you don't have it. We have it.

LeBron James - Olympia 2012 - nach Vorrundenspiel gegen Argentinien

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