Quotes and Sayings about Unicorns

There has never been a time without unicorns. We live forever! We are as old as the sky, old as the moon! We can be hunted, trapped; we can even be killed if we leave our forests, but we do not vanish. Am I truly the last?

Unicorn in The Last Unicorn

I would love to just take a day off from being a mum and let my kids do whatever they want, but I'd also love to find a rainbow unicorn and fly it to the moon.

Allison Torres in Yes Day

I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 7

Reality is a thing for people who are scared of unicorns.

Funny Quotes

And please bless that someone will adopt us soon, and that the mommy and daddy will be nice and have a pet unicorn.

Agnes in Despicable Me

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Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Imagination

Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere.

Albert Einstein

Reason & Sanity Imagination

Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited.

Albert Einstein

Knowledge Imagination Criminal Minds

Gaston: "How can you read this, there's no pictures?"
Belle: "Well, some people use their imagination."

Belle in Beauty and the Beast

Imagination Reading

"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies," said Jojen. "The man who never reads lives only once."

George R. R. Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire - A Dance with Dragons

Imagination Reading

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

Albert Einstein

Imagination Intelligence

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge.

Albert Einstein

Imagination

Doors are for people with no imagination.

Derek Landy in Skulduggery Pleasant - Der Gentleman mit der Feuerhand

Imagination

When a person is lucky enough to live inside a story, to live inside an imaginary world, the pains of this world disappear. For as long as the story goes on, reality no longer exists.

Paul Auster in The Brooklyn Follies

Imagination

It's like we talked about, you control this world. Let the pain go, let the hurt go, let the guilt go. What you are imagining right now, that world you control. That place can be as real as any pain.

Dr. Vera Gorski in Sucker Punch

Imagination

Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives more than most real people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny... and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. Doesn't that make them kind of real?

Kyle Broflovski in South Park - Season 11 Episode 12

Luke Skywalker Superman Bugs Bunny Imagination Santa Claus

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already: we have the power to imagine better.

Joanne K. Rowling

Imagination Magic

I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?

John Lennon

Imagination Myths & Legends

Disneyland will never be completed. It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination left in the world.

Walt Disney - Opening Speech - Disneyland California

Imagination Disneyland

I call horses "divine mirrors" - they reflect back the emotions you put in. If you put in love and respect and kindness and curiosity, the horse will return that.

Allan Hamilton

Horses

Horses are like people - they have different personalities. They can be nice, friendly and hard-working, or awkward, difficult and lazy. If horses were people, some would be on the dole, and others would be entrepreneurs.

Tony McCoy

Horses

Annie: "I've heard you help people with horse problems."
Tom Booker: "Truth is, I help horses with people problems."

Tom Booker in The Horse Whisperer

Horses

When you discover you're riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.

Tribal Wisdom

Horses Native American

A horse is a bike that pedals itself.

Dwight Schrute in The Office - Season 7 Episode 5

Horses Bicycles

Receptionist: "Horses are very spiritual animals, and they help our patients in their path to recovery."
Norman: "Ah. A path filled with horse shit."

Norman Newlander in The Kominsky Method - Season 1 Episode 6

Horses

You know how every model is like, 'I do yoga.' Well, I find horses have the same effect.

Bella Hadid

Horses Yoga

Debs, we need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical, and my money's been on you.

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 10

Debbie Gallagher

I don't go onto Facebook because I don't give a shit about whose pet just died or who just checked in at the f*cking McDonald's.

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 9

Facebook

Molly Grue: "But what if there isn't a happy ending at all?"
Schmendrick: "There are no happy endings, because nothing ends."

Schmendrick in The Last Unicorn

Ending

Katie: "I cannot believe you stole this gorilla"
Carlos: "She did not steal it, she won it, square and fair"
Allison: "Square and fair. I did."

Yes Day

I love you. It means we take care of each other. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.

Mickey Milkovich in Shameless - Season 5 Episode 12

Love declerations

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin

Alcohol Funny Quotes

Gru: "Mom, someday, I'm going to go to the moon!"
Gru's Mom: "I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore."

Despicable Me

Monkeys & Apes

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12

Seriosly, I don't mean to be an asshole, it's just... genetic.

Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 6

Jenna dances for an audience. You dance like there's no one else in the room. You life's not simple, Fiona, and you can't stop it from showing because you're no fake. You're not lost. You don't need finding. This whole city belongs to the Jennas, I'm sick of them. I swear, Fiona, you're nothing like anyone I've ever met. You make me want to enjoy my life again.

Jimmy Lishman in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 1

Fiona Gallagher Love declerations

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Kevin Ball in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12

I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!

Debbie Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 10

Ginger / Redhairs

Teenagers. They're hormon-soaked brains aren't wired to think about anyone other than themselves.

Veronica Fisher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 6

Teenagers

You're like a f*cking cockroach, able to live anywhere and feed off anything.

Ian Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 6

Phillip Gallagher

Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.

Sheila Jackson in Shameless - Season 2

Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.

Sarah Cleary in Shameless - Season 6

You can't lose your virginity to a tampon. It has to be a penis with a man attached.

Sammi Slott in Shameless - Season 4

Penisses

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