The best Quotes from Uncoupled

The best Quotes from Uncoupled

Here you can find the best Quotes from Uncoupled, a Netflix series that has been released in July 2022.

Being single's an attitude. The minute you are desperate for a relationship, never gonna find one.

Billy Burns - Season 1 Episode 1

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Michael: "Come on. I mean, 50? 50 is so young."
Colin: "People only use '50' and 'so young' in the same sentence at a funeral."

Colin McKenna - Season 1 Episode 1

I prepped your birthday breakfast, but my showing got moved up by an hour, so you'll have to finish without me for the second time today.

Michael Lawson - Season 1 Episode 1

I don't wanna f*ck it up because one of us didn't prepare for the slim possibility of New York City traffic!

Michael Lawson - Season 1 Episode 1

Michael: "We got robbed. The housekeeper said they took clothes and wine. And what else? A Sonos speaker and Hermès towels that are too nice to actually use."
Suzanne: "Sounds like somebody's havin' a gay yard sale."

Suzanne Prentiss - Season 1 Episode 1

Play hard to get if you want to get him hard again.

Billy Burns - Season 1 Episode 1

Michael: "I walked into this club. I saw Colin, and I thought...-"
Suzanne: "He's the one!"
Michael: "No, I thought, 'How can I find a way to rub on his ass and look like I'm just dancing?'"

Michael Lawson - Season 1 Episode 1

That is just the cherry on the shit parfait that is my life lately. I went out with that guy I met on Hinge. Suffice it to say, they should rename that app "Unhinged". The psycho ba-tard told me I would be so hot if I lost ten pounds, but I could sit on his face anyway.

Suzanne Prentiss - Season 1 Episode 1

The man leaves you cold, and you buy him a present? What's in there? Brass knuckles to punch you in the face with?

Stanley James - Season 1 Episode 1

I remember Hell's Kitchen when you couldn't walk west of Ninth Avenue without getting knifed. Now it's Chelsea with better gays.

Stanley James - Season 1 Episode 1

Trust me, you do not wanna be gay and single in this town. At our age, you're invisible.

Stanley James - Season 1 Episode 1

Three vodka sodas, please! What do you guys want?

Michael Lawson - Season 1

Do you have any idea what it's like to be single again for a gay man at my age?

Michael Lawson - Season 1

Michael: "Hey, birthday boy! Gosh, the tension in your shoulders is off the charts. What's going on?"
Colin: "I took my clothes and some things, and I moved out."

Colin McKenna - Season 1 Episode 1

Oh, men. Do we love 'em for the d-ck or the date?

Season 1

God, why are you jumping up at me like that the second I walk in the door? Gives me flashbacks to when I had to raise my children.

Season 1

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