If nagging were an Olympic sport, my Aunt Voula would win a gold medal!
Toula Portokalos in My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Fielding: "I'm sorry. Did I wake you?"
John: "I think you woke your Aunt Jenny. She's been dead for nine years."
John: "I think you woke your Aunt Jenny. She's been dead for nine years."
John Marshall in Dog Gone
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
I can't go in there 'cause Uncle Frank's taking a shower. He says if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man.
Kevin McCallister in Home Alone - 2: Lost in New York
They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
I always joke with people that having nephews is the best birth control there is.
Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.
