The best Quotes from Uncharted

Chloe: "Who the hell is this?"
Nathan: "I'm a friend of Sully's."
Chloe: "Sully doesn't have any friends. I should know, I'm one of them."

We don't get to pick our start in this life. Real greatness is what you do with the hand you're dealt.

Yeah, right pal, good luck. That's almost impossi...- oh, you did it, nice.

Nathan: "My God, do you know what this is?"
Charlie: "It's a book, mate. There's a lot of them in here, it's a library."

There are places out there you can't find on any map. They're not gone, they're just lost.

You shouldnae have come out to play wi the big boys wee yin, because you're about to get a proper Scottish welcome!

If you're done lying to me, then you should stop lying to yourself.

Nathan: "[got to hold grip on a bar] All right, eh, come on, admit it. You're impressed."
Chloe: "I am. I'll throw you a banana."

Nate: "It’s not going to be easy, you know?"
Elena: "Nothing worthwhile is."

Chloe: "Okay, but what if you're wrong?"
Victor: "Yeah, I kind of like this arm, Nate. I use it all the time."

A pirate walks into a bar. And he's got this steering wheel sticking out of his crotch. So the bartender goes, "hey man, what's with the wheel?"
And the pirate says back, "Arrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

Nathan: "I'll make a note of it on the map."
Chloe: "You're gonna mark up Sir Francis' 400 year old map?"
Nathan: "What? He wouldn't mind!"

Oh, no, it's not that bad. Look, I have my own bucket. Last cell I was in, eight of us had to share.

We either rescue him or we beat the crap out of him. Hell, I might just beat the crap out of him anyway.

A man only interested in the climax. You must be a real hit with the ladies.

Elena: "You always been this popular?"
Nathan: "Well, I do seem to attract the scum of the earth."
Nathan: "No offense."
Elena: "None taken."

Strangers trying to kill me, leave my map on a burning plane, lady's missing, most likely dead. That's good. Great start, Nate.

I'm sweating like a hooker in church.

Nathan: "If we found a higher vantage point..."
Chloe: "....we can spot our needle in the haystack."
Nathan: "Right."
Chloe: "There's a hotel not far from here."
Nathan: "Chloe, now is not the time."
Chloe: "It's easily the tallest building in the city."
Nathan: "Right, well, okay, that's uh, that's good thinking."

Man, this is like trying to find a bride in a brothel.

Sully, you beautiful son of a b!