The best Quotes by Uma Thurman

The best Quotes by Uma Thurman

Uma Karuna Thurman (born April 29, 1970) is an American actress and former model. She rose to international prominence with her performance as Mia Wallace in Quentin Tarantino's 1994 film Pulp Fiction. She also appeared in Kill Bill (2003), Henry & June (1990), The Truth About Cats & Dogs (1996), Batman & Robin (1997), Gattaca (1997), Les Misérables (1998), Paycheck (2003), The Producers (2005), My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006), Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010), Lars von Trier's Nymphomaniac (2013), The House That Jack Built (2018), and Hollywood Stargirl (2022).

I've learned that every working mom is a superwoman.
It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
I'm lucky to have been raised in the most beautiful place - Amherst, Massachusetts, state of my heart. I'm more patriotic to Massachusetts than to almost any place.

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And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up!
Alfred in Batman - Begins
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You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight
18
Sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded...
Batman in Batman - The Dark Knight
16
I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.
Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight
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Salvatore Maroni: "If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?"
Joker: "If you're good at something, never do it for free!"
Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight
13
The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.
Harvey Dent in Batman - The Dark Knight
13
Why so serious?
Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight
12
That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fck up for a minute and comfortably share the silence.
Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction
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This shit is between me, you, and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain rapist here.
Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction
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The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride f*cking with you. F*ck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.
Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction
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Any of you f*cking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf*cking last one of ya!
Honey Bunny in Pulp Fiction
1
Vincent: "In Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
Jules: "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"
Vincent: "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*ck a Quarter Pounder is."
Jules: "Then what do they call it?"
Vincent: "They call it a Royale with cheese."
Jules: "What do they call a Big Mac?"
Vincent: "Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac."
Jules: "What do they call a Whopper?"
Vincent: "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King."
Jules: "[shoots Brett in the shoulder] Does he look like a b*tch?"
Brett: "No."
Jules: "Then why you tryin' to f*ck him like a b*tch, Brett?"
Brett: "I didn't..."
Jules: "Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Brett. You tried to f*ck him. But Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f*cked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace."
Jules in Pulp Fiction
Swords never get tired.
O-Ren Ishii in Kill Bill - Volume 1
Gogo may be young, but what she lacks in age, she makes up for in madness.
The Bride in Kill Bill - Volume 1
At 25 she did her part in the killing of nine innocent people. But on that day four years ago, she made one big mistake. She should have killed ten...
The Bride in Kill Bill - Volume 1
I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to.
Bill in Kill Bill - Volume 1
1
Los Angeles is so big that if you don't actually live in Hollywood, you might as well be from a different planet.
I loved history because to me, history was like watching a movie.
When people ask me if I went to film school I tell them, 'no, I went to films.'
Sure, Kill Bill's a violent movie. But it's a Tarantino movie. You don't go to see Metallica and ask the f*ckers to turn the music down.
Do you hear the people sing, singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people, who will not be slaves again
When the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start when tomorrow comes
Les Misérables - Das Lied des Volkes
So never kick a dog because he's just a pup
We'll fight like twenty armies and we won't give up
So you'd better run for cover when the pup grows up!
Gavroche in Les Misérables - Das Lied des Volkes
If I speak, I am condemned
If I stay silent, I am damned
Jean Valjean in Les Misérables - Die Prüfung (Wer bin ich)
At the end of the day you're another day older
And that's all you can say for the life of the poor
Workers in Les Misérables - Am Ende vom Tag
By the witness of the martyrs
By the Passion and the Blood
God has raised you out of darkness
I have bought your soul for God
Bishop Myriel in Les Misérables - Prolog
The day begins, and now lets see
What this new world will do for me
Jean Valjean in Les Misérables - Prolog
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I can see the stars again, my lady.- Zoe Nightshade
Rick Riordan in Percy Jackson - 3: The Titan’s Curse
8
With great power… comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
Rick Riordan in Percy Jackson - 5: The Last Olympian
2
Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood. Being a half-blood is dangerous. It's scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed. If you think you might be one of us, my advice is turn away while you still can. Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about your birth. Try to live a normal life. Because once you know what you are, they'll sense it too. And they'll come for you. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Percy Jackson - and the Olympians
1
Hercules, huh? That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn - there he is.
Rick Riordan in Percy Jackson - The Heroes of Olympus 3: The Mark of Athena
1
"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god," I said.
"That's not what I meant."
Rick Riordan in Percy Jackson - 3: The Titan’s Curse
1
You will see things just as they are, being a half-blood, but humans will interpret things quite differently. Remarkable, really, the lengths to which humans will go to fit things into their version of reality.
Rick Riordan in Percy Jackson - 1: The Lightning Thief
1
You're gonna like Massachusetts. It's very patriotic - perfect for a fresh start.
Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1
I will work my heart out to earn the trust of the people of Massachusetts.
The man in the White House is not the cause of what is broken, he is just the latest and most extreme symptom of what's gone wrong in America. A product of a rigged system that props up the rich and powerful and kicks dirt on everyone else.
Elizabeth Warren (as Senator of Massachusetts) - February 9, 2019
I went to Massachusetts to make a difference. I didn't go there to begin a political career running time and time again. I made a difference. I put in place the things I wanted to do.
No one has ever been delighted to be in Boston in December. December? What are you excited about? "Oh, I love chapped lips and getting thrown up on by Patriots fans, how peachy."
Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - December 2022
Welcome to Boston, where the weather is made up and the seasons don't matter.
Boston's freeway system is insane. It was clearly designed by a person who had spent his childhood crashing toy trains.
A mother's love is the ultimate comfort.
5
There's three rules of cheating:
1st: It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married.
2nd: It's not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels.
3rd: And it's not cheating if she's from a different area code. You're fine on all three counts.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 3 Episode 12
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You just ask the same questions every week. 'How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?'
All I have are negative thoughts.
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