Quotes by Tyrion Lannister

Tyrion Lannister is a character from Game of Thrones

Quotes by Tyrion LannisterImage-Source: HBO

A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.

Books, Mind & Apprehension, IntelligenceTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 1 Episode 2
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It's easy to confuse what is with what ought to be, especially when what is has worked out in your favor.

CapitalismTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 5 Episode 9
 
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Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used against you.

Self-ConfidenceTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Love is more powerful than reason.

LoveTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 8 Episode 6
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We've had vicious kings and we had idiot kings. I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 2 Episode 6
 
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Petyr: "I hear you owe that boy a significant debt."
Tyrion: "Only my life. Not all that significant, I'm afraid."

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 3 Episode 3
 
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Tens of thousands of innocent lives for one not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 8 Episode 5
 
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Varys: "He's a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree."

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 8 Episode 4
 
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Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
Tyrion: "Terrifying thought."

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 8 Episode 3
 
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Should I explain to you the meaning of a closed door in a whore house, brother?

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Tyrion: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off."
Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls, and you don't."

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 8 Episode 1
 
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We make peace with our enemies, not our friends.

Peace, Enemies & OpponentsTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 6 Episode 4
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Who needs wealth when you can make a woman laugh?

Laughing & Smile, Money, WomenTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 5 Episode 3
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Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 3 Episode 1
 
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The powerful have always preyed on the powerless, that's how they became powerful in the first place.

PowerTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 5 Episode 1
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Joffrey: "If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought."
Tyrion: "That would make me the quarter-man. Just doesn't have the same ring to it."

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 2 Episode 9
 
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It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy.

AlcoholTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 3 Episode 10
 
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Tyrion: "A wise man once said a true history of the world is a history of great conversations in elegant rooms."
Missandei: "Who said this?"
Tyrion: "Me, just now."

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 6 Episode 3
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Bronn: "I'm sorry it has to be this way."
Tyrion: "Why are you sorry? Because you're an evil bastard with no conscience and no heart? That's what I liked about you in the first place."

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 4 Episode 7
 
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Drinking and lust, no man can match me in these things.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 3 Episode 8
 
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Shagga: "How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin?"
Tyrion: "In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock."

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 1 Episode 8
 
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Never forget who you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used against you.

Self-ConfidenceTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 1 Episode 1
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Tyrion: "It was a gift, Podrick. This is more than I give you in a year!"
Bronn: "He's a squire. You don't pay him."
Tyrion: "Oh, then it's much more than I give you in a year."

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 3 Episode 3
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Tyrion: "Any advice for me on my new position?"
Petyr: "Keep a low profile."
Tyrion: "If I had a gold dragon for every time I heard that joke, I'd be richer than you are."
Petyr: "Well, you are richer than I am."
Tyrion: "Good point."

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 3 Episode 3
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Cersei: "You're a clever man, but you're not half as clever as you think you are."
Tyrion: "Still makes me more clever than you."

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 3 Episode 1
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Death is so final, whereas life is full of possibilities.

Life, DeathTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

Knowledge, AlcoholTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 6 Episode 2
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You just sent the most powerful man in Westeros to bed without his supper.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 3 Episode 10
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I don't pay you to put evil notions in my head. The ones already there don't need company.

HeadTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 3 Episode 7
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Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

Alcohol, WineTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 1 Episode 2
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Tyrion: "Don't trust anyone in King's Landing. They're all liars. Good liars, bad liars, one or two great liars."
Shae: "What about you?"
Tyrion: "Me, I'm not from here. I'm a slave to the truth."

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 2 Episode 1
 
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Try the boar! Cersei can't get enough of it since one killed Robert for her.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 4 Episode 2
 
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It's hard to put a leash on a dog once you put a crown on its head.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 2 Episode 7
 
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Marillion: "I can sing your father's victory in King's Landing."
Tyrion: "Nothing would more likely ruin my supper."

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 1 Episode 4
 
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Oberyn: "I did spend some time with some absolutely stunning blonde the other day."
Tyrion: "Do tell! I've got every kind of filth down here except the kind I like."

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 4 Episode 7
 
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A toast. To the proud Lannister children... the dwarf, the cripple and the mother of madness.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 4 Episode 2
 
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Oberyn: "The biggest disappointment - you."
Tyrion: "You and my family have more in common than you might admit."

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 4 Episode 7
 
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I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards and broken things.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 1 Episode 4
 
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Sandor Clegane: "Rough night, imp?"
Tyrion: "If I get through this without squirting from one end or the other, it'll be a miracle."

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face!

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 6 Episode 2
 
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Bran: "I'm not a cripple."
Tyrion: "Then I'm not a dwarf, my father will be joyous to hear it."

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 1 Episode 4
 
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General rule of thumb: Stark men don't fare well when they travel south.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 7 Episode 3
 
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Sometimes we think we want to hear something, and it's only afterwards when it's too late we realize we wished we'd heard it under entirely different circumstances.

Hearing & ListeningTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 3 Episode 6
 
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