The best Quotes by Ty Borden

To be a winner, you don't have to be the first across the finish line.

Revenge is like biting the dog cause the dog bites you. It's a waste of energy and all ya get's a mouthful of hair.

It's kinda hard to sling mud and keep your own hands clean.

We don't whisper things to horses. We let them speak to us.

They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.