The best quotes about Twitter

Twitter and Facebook are such amazing networks for me to introduce myself to the world and for fans around the world to introduce themselves to me.

Now LA has a God and a King!
Zlatan welcomes @KingJames

If you’ve been sexually harassed or assaulted write ‘me too’ as a reply to this tweet.

Going to the White House is considered a great honor for a championship team.Stephen Curry is hesitating,therefore invitation is withdrawn!

Going to White House was a great honor until you [Donald Trump] showed up!

Zlatan is just a human. The same way a great white shark is just a fish.

A travel writer’s made a world map showing where women are easiest to sleep with. That’s awful. Although, good news for Blackpool’s tourism.

The new Thor movie is out today. I haven't been looking forward to Hammertime this much since 1989.

I enjoyed Halloween this year. I stuck two pumpkins down the back of my trousers and went as Kim Kardashian’s arse.

Quick update on the new Mega: Code 90% done. Servers on the way. Lawyers, Partners & Investors ready. Be patient. It's coming.

An IPO is not something I worry or think about.