Quotes and Voice-Lines by Twitch the Plague Rat

What's that smell? Oh, it's me.

The only thing the sun's good for is what it does to milk.

Always pack a snack a month in advance!

I hear you're trash! Bow before your king!

Dip it in sewage, leave it in the sun for a while... oh, yes, that's perfect!

What doesn't kill you just isn't finished yet.

Trespassers will be shot, then looted, then... chewed on for a while.

They'll have more holes than my favorite cheese.

Aged like a fine egg.

Are you gonna finish that?

Oohoo, Singed! You smell nice!

Plenty more where that came from. Seriously, I carry a lot of ammo.

Shooting's easy. Aiming's hard.

It's mine, I licked it!

Don't trust any liquid you can see through.

I can't even taste the air up here.

One of these is going to get stuck in your head.