The best Series Quotes (Page 97)

I have to embrace that sorority-girl role, conning people. I've done extensive research, such as binge-watching chick flicks, Selling Sunset.

Hey, I'm Jack. I'm a 20-year-old astrophysics and economics student. I'm a bit of a nerd. There's certain things I geek out about.

I'm like Walmart version of Ken in the DreamHouse with no Barbie.

I'm single and ready to mingle, so I'll let you do with that information what you may.

My name is Savannah, I'm 24, and I'm from Los Angeles, California. My job is on Capitol Hill where I do data research. My job is a little lackluster, but my personality is quite opposite.

Everyone pees in the shows. It's, like, a universal thing. You're gonna dry off to take a leak? Come on.

Nine times out of ten, when people meet me, they automatically assume that I'm an average New York thug. But when you really get to know the real me, I'm a lover, I'm a cuddler - it's hard not to love me.

My name is Karyn, I'm 37, I'm from the Bronx in New York City. Go Yankees! I am a hundred and thousand million percent lesbian.

Hi, my name is Antonio, I'm 24 and I'm a professional basketball player. I played in Spain, Portugal and France. It's probably the best sport in the world.

Hi, my name is Samantha, I'm 24 years old and I'm from Miami, Florida. When I'm posting on social media, I post a lot of pictures of my ass.

No businessman worth his salt bargains for what he can take.

The only thing more powerful than you or me - the two of us together.

Jesper Fahey: "Here's what I don't get."
Inej Ghafa: "We're gonna be here all night."

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. When I got older, I learned that darkness is a place and it's full of monsters.

I'll find my way back to you. Promise.

But we're not bad people. We're like our emblem, the snake: sleek, powerful, and frequently misunderstood.

Our emblem is the eagle, which soars where others cannot climb; our house colours are blue and bronze, and our common room is found at the top of Ravenclaw Tower, behind a door with an enchanted knocker. The arched windows set into the walls of our circular common room look down at the school grounds: the lake, the Forbidden Forest, the Quidditch pitch and the Herbology gardens. No other house in the school has such stunning views.

Jesse: "It really is making her dumber. I can't believe humans dink this stuff."
Yumyulack: "This would be going a lot faster if we had some Mountain Dew."

From now on, I want nothing but perfect behavior from you two. No terraforming the gym or making pod people or any of that Outer Limits bullshit!

Now back to Solar Opposites. Unless you spring for expensive Hulu, then there was no commercial break and this doesn't make a whole lot of sense and is probably quite jarring. Good for you, Mr. Moneybags!

I do not seek power. I seek only peace.

To the beginnings of life and to the ends of death. I am prepared, now, to leave both.

My father has often said to me: "A man may not be too careful in his choice of enemies, for once he has chosen, he has forfeited a friend."

My very name speaks of higher truths, higher goals. That is my identity. How can I deny it? How can I resent it?

The girl surprises me. I have met her in a place which demands money in return for the "teaching" of a skill which may only be learned through a process of self-effacement - and yet she has learned.

Are we certain my father is not yet resurrected? Because this does feel like his style.

Father... you speak with absolute assurance, completely convinced that your vision is the only proper way... and, like all men who speak thus... You are mad! When next we meet, it will be as implacable enemies!

Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?

One time my refrigerator stopped working. I didn't know what to do. I just moved.

If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?

I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.

I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.

I'm big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

I'm going to tell you a secret about everyone else's job: no one knows what they are doing. Deep down, everyone is just faking it until they figure it out.

No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I'm like a white, male U.S. Senator.

Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them.

Ugh. I hate talking to people about things.

I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 sushis, I barf.

The raccoon problem is under control. They have their part of the town and we have ours.

I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.

I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.

Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.

Halloween is my favorite holiday. It's just the best. And I don't have to work! Hey sl*tty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens, pump your own stomachs this year!

There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.

Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food.

I had to call in a few favors. But if you don't call in favors to look at women in bikinis and assign them numerical grades, what the hell do you call in favors for?

I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there's more room for me on the low road.