Are you a complete idiot or what? You've heard of Stockholm-Syndrom, right?0
Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. They’re born thinkin’ the switch only goes one way: on. I mean, they’re struck blind the second they leave a room. I mean every woman, I ever let have a key, I swear to God. It’s like, come home, house all lit up, and my job, you see, apparently because my chromosomes happen to be different, is that I gotta walk through that house and turn off every single light this chick left on.0
The pain doesn't go away. You just make room for it.Pain, Breakup & Lovesick0
Shane Walsh: 'Rick, you can't just be the good guy and expect to live. Okay? Not anymore.'
Rick Grimes: 'I'm not the good guy anymore.'
I'm the kind of man that would gun down his own best friend, what'd you think I do to some guy I don't even like when he starts throwing accusations my way. What'd you think?0
Glenn Rhee: 'Dale, you think Andrea's on her period? I'm only asking 'cause it's like all the women are acting really weird. And I read somewhere that when women spend a lot of time together, their cycles line up and they all get super crazy hormonal at the same time.'
Dale Horvath: 'I'm gonna advise you to keep that theory to yourself.'
Oh, man. Wouldn't that be the way? World gone to hell, the dead risen up to eat the living and Theodore Douglas is done here by a cut on his arm.0
Please, don't let this be my punishment. Let her be safe, alive and safe. Please, lord. Punish me however you want, but show mercy on her.0
I don't know what to say. I'm not your little girl. I'm not your wife. And I am sure as hell not your problem.0
Man, I'm gonna get shit-faced drunk. again.0
Daryl Dixon: 'You got some balls for a China man.'
Glenn Rhee: 'I'm Korean.'
Daryl Dixon: 'Whatever.'
Words can be meager things. Sometimes they fall short.0
All I am anymore is a man looking for his wife and son. Anybody that gets in the way of that is gonna lose. I'll give you a moment to think about that.0
Hey! Y'all be more polite to a man with a gun! Only common sense.0
Nice moves there, Clint Eastwood. You the new sheriff come riding in to clean up the town?0
Linda: 'Why did you decide to come to Los Angeles?'
Lucifer: 'The same reason as everyone else: the weather, pornstars, Mexican food.'
You know, you're gonna have to get much better at lying if you want to be president.Lies, Politicians0
Delilah: "God, I'm a mess."
Lucifer: "God has nothing to do with your mess. You didn't sell your soul, Delilah, you do owe me a favor."
I'm like a blind man at a peep show. What's the point?0
So I say stupid things to hide the feelings you already know I have.Feelings0
I spent my childhood sprinting from bullies. It is about to pay off.0
Walter: 'I don't enjoy contact.'
Paige: 'I know. I've seen you hug people. It's like you're in a leper colony.'
There's no such thing as luck - only good science and math.Mathematics, Happiness, Chance0
You never lose memories just the ability to access them.Memories0
Toby: 'I want to be rich just once.'
Happy: 'Stop gambling!'
Toby: 'Stop judging!'
When I use my intelligence for the greater good, that's when I'm most fulfilled.0
She calms me, Walter. She makes me feel good about myself, and I know that there is risk, but if there is one thing that's worth the risk, it's her.Love declerations0
Yeah, I'm doing 90 in a burrito truck. Cut me some slack.0
Toby: 'If I win - dinner date. If you win - I do your laundry for a month.'
Happy: 'You'd probably like that more than the dinner, perv.'
My father comes from a world where a man is measured by how many tackles he made in high school or how many beer cans he can crush against his skull.High School0
Sylvester: 'You know you're not our dad, right?'
Cabe: 'Stop acting like kids, I'll stop acting like your dad.'
When it comes to someone you love, you have to take risks.Love0
Well, I was doing fine until an untimely interface with mother nature.0
It's amazingly not the craziest thing we've ever done.0
Let's make one thing clear, you'll never have this - loyalty. You can't buy it, you can't own it, you can't force it, it comes only out of love and respect for the people who believe in you.Loyalty0
To me, the very definition of the word 'broken' suggests that something can be fixed.Breakup & Lovesick, Beginning, Motivation0
He's your first love. I intend to be your last.Love declerations0
I suppose it's a family trait. Everything we love, we turn to ash.0
I'll tell you what I know about death, Camille. Death dances silently in everyone's shadow, and she doesn't give a damn. So why give a damn about her?Death0
If I tell you who I really am and you refuse to believe me then I can hardly be blamed for your disappointment.0
You rant and rave about the monster I have become, but you, mother, you are the author of everything I am.0
All of us live with a demon inside. Some days you control the demon. And other days it controls you. And it is always hungry. It feeds on lust and longing. And while you may slumber, the demon never sleeps. It tempts you into crossing every line you've ever drawn, all the while it tests you, haunts you. And once it has turned your loved ones into enemies, the demon has consumed you whole.0
I believe that when you love someone and that person loves you in return you're uniquely vulnerable. They have a power to hurt you that's like nothing else.Love0
If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results then surely my quest for your salvation ranks me as one of the maddest of men.0