I'd get 30 years. And to be honest, growing old in a prison cell ist not my thing. I rather ran, in body and soul. And if I can't take my body with me, at least my soul should run.0
George: 'She calls me up at my office. She says, 'We have to talk.''
Jerry: 'Ugh. The four worst words in the English language.'
George: 'That or 'Whose bra is this?''
Jerry: 'That’s worse.'
Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you gotta rock it back and forth a few times and then it goes over.0
Why is nice bad? What kind of a sick society are we living in when nice is bad?0
I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off.0
Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.Money0
George: 'Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?'
Jerry: 'Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.'
Mr. Peterman: 'Elaine, can you keep a secret?'
Elaine: 'No sir, I can't.'
George: 'You’re gonna over-dry your laundry.'
Jerry: 'You can’t over-dry.'
George: 'Why not?'
Jerry: 'Same reason you can’t over-wet.'
George: 'You’ve got to apologize.'
George: 'Because it’s the mature and adult thing to do.'
Jerry: 'How does that affect me?'
That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.Christmas0
I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think 'That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.'0
Peter: 'Well, I got the results of your ultrasound and I got some news for ya.'
Pregnant Woman: 'Wait, wait, wait, we don't wanna if it's a boy or a girl.'
Peter: 'Oh, okay. Well, IT's not breathing.'
It's not a crime to love what you cannot explain.0
We all bear scars, mine just happen to be more visible than most.Scars0
The worst day of loving someone, is the day that you lose them.0
True love will triumph in the end - which may or may not be a lie, but if it is a lie, then it's the most beautiful lie we have...0
There is no such thing as bad ideas. Just poorly executed awesome ideas.Ideas, Motivation0
Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is a hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be.Breakup & Lovesick0
When you lose someone, it stays with you. Always reminding you of how easy it is to get hurt.Breakup & Lovesick, Loss0
I believe that when you love someone and that person loves you in return, you're uniquely vulnerable. They have a power to hurt you like nothing else.0
Don't underestimate the allure of darkness. Even the poorest hearts are drawn to it.Darkness0
Lydia: 'Are you okay? I guess you are, aren't you? For someone who would put their own name on a hit-list...'
Meredith: 'I had to.'
Meredith: 'Because I heard you-- I heard you scream in the tunnels at Oak Creek. That's why I knew it was the right time... to start over.'
Lydia: 'But with Peter?'
Meredith: 'He's the Alpha. He's always been the Alpha. He'll make it right. It never was for us-- so many people die because of us. We're the monsters. Even Banshees. Even me.'
Lydia: 'I don't believe that. Not all monsters do monstrous things.'
Meredith: 'Like who?'
Lydia: 'Like Scott'
Meredith: 'Like you'
Marty: 'Thanks for going to outer space, so no matter what I do, my mum will be disappointed in me.'
Howard: 'Well, I married a little catholic girl, so we're even.'
Sheldon: 'Why do people cry at weddings?'
Mary: 'They're practicing for what's coming later.'
Let experience wash over you, absorb it like a sponge. Expect nothing, only then can you be prepared for anything.Expectations0
Rory: 'Dean, wait!'
Rory: 'Because... because I love you, you idiot!'
I love you, Elena. And it's because I love you that I can't be selfish with you.Love declerations0
When the time comes she needs to tell my sons who I really am. I’m not a good man. I’m a criminal and a killer. I need my sons to grow up hating the thought of me.0
I'm gonna be a pilot. The best in the galaxy.0
You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.Alcohol, Breakup & Lovesick0
Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.Love0
You did okay, Mickey. You know, you tried. That’s a lot more than most people would do.0
I love you. It means we take care of each other. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.Love declerations0
I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you!0
You need to let me go… You need to let me let you go.0
Sometimes we get so wrapped up in getting what we want, that we forget to ask ourselves why we wanted it in the first place.Ambition0
Love is not supposed to be cute. Love is supposed to be raw and destructive.Love0
I can’t tell you that this is definitely gonna work out. There’s no guarantees. But if this turns out to be a big mistake, then let’s make it the most fun big fucking mistake we’ve ever made.0
I just need someone to say, 'Fuck it. This kid deserves a chance.'0
Jerry: 'I wish that shotgun was my penis.'
Beth: 'If it were, you could call me Ernest Hemingway.'
Mr Garrison: 'What is 5x2? Come on, children. Don't be shy, just give it your best shot. Yes, Clyde?'
Mr Garrison: 'Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.'
I know that new situations can be intimidating. You look around, and it's all scary and different. But meeting them head-on, charging right into them like a bull, that's how we grow as people.0
You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.0