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Quote by Mr. Peanutbutter from BoJack Horseman

The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead.

Happiness
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Quote by Diane Nguyen from BoJack Horseman

That's the problem with life, you either know what you want, and you don't get what you want, or you get what you want, and you don’t know what you want.

Life
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Quote by BoJack from BoJack Horseman in Season 1 Episode 2

You are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you're a horrible person, doesn't make you less of a horrible person.

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Quote by BoJack from BoJack Horseman in Season 1 Episode 9

You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it's all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late. Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?

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Quote by Diane Nguyen from BoJack Horseman

I think that all you are is just the things that you do.

Taking action
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Quote by Zoe Barnes from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 4

The White House is where news goes to die. Everything's canned. These perfectly prepared statements.

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Quote by Claire Underwood from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 3

You make a lot of sacrifices. You turned down a six-figure salary at Google to start your own non-profit. People don't get Malaria in Palo Alto.

Google
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Quote by Francis Underwood from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 3

The only two words I want to hear from you when I ask you to do something are 'Yes' and 'Sir'.

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Quote by Harvey Specter from Suits in Season 1 Episode 12

Winners don't make excuses when the other side plays the game.

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Quote by Harvey Specter from Suits in Season 1 Episode 10

Mike: 'I thought you were against emotions?'
Harvey: 'I'm against having emotions, not against using them.'

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Quote by Harvey Specter from Suits in Season 1 Episode 4

Donna: 'How I sleep is none of your concern.'
Harvey: 'Neither is the Yankees' Batting Order, but that doesn't stop me from thinking about it.'

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Quote by Harvey Specter from Suits

How others see you is not important. How you see yourself is everything.

Self-Confidence, Popularity, Motivation
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Quote by Claire Underwood from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 2

I'm not worried about your brain. It's your heart we're talking about.

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Quote by Francis Underwood from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 2

Money is the McMansion in Sarasota, that starts falling apart after ten years. Power is the old stone building that stands for centuries.

Money, Power
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Quote by Francis Underwood from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 1

Power is a lot like real-estate. It's all about location. The closer you are to the source, the higher your property value.

Power
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Quote by Zoe Barnes from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 1

Zoe: 'I read somewhere that JFK never lasted more than three minutes.'
Francis: 'The point being?'
Zoe: 'Time is precious. Powerful people don't have the luxury of foreplay.'

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Quote by Zoe Barnes from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 1

'Maybe I could come up?'
Zoe: 'You're so sweet, really. But if I was gonna fuck you, you'd know.'

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Quote by Peter Russo from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 1

You want me to say those three magic word. One of which starts with an L. Okay, I'll say it. Christina Gellegar... lick my balls.

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Quote by Claire Underwood from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 1

Francis: 'I am sorry.'
Claire: 'No, that I won't accept.'
Francis: 'What?'
Claire: 'Apologies. My husband doesn't apologize. Even to me.'

Apologize
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Quote by Francis Underwood from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 1

The nature of promises is that they remain immune to changing circumstances.

Trust
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Quote by Francis Underwood from House of Cards in Season 1 Episode 1

There are two kinds of pain: The sort of pain that makes you strong, or useless pain, the sort of pain that's only suffering. I have no patience for useless things.

Pain
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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Trump vs. The World

America ist the country that gave you Star Wars, you're welcome. And scientology, we're sorry about that. Sometimes what's great and terrible about us is just impossible to seperate.

America
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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Trump vs. The World

His approach is 'America first!' Foreign affairs is like sex. If you loudly announce that you will always come first, you're going to have trouble finding partners.

Donald Trump
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Quote by Tokyo from Money Heist in Season 1 Episode 1

The bullet of an M16 shoots out at 2100 miles per hour. Faster than the speed of sound. So if they shot you in the heart, you won't even hear the bullet that killed you.

Gun-Control
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Quote by Tokyo from Money Heist in Season 1 Episode 1

A woman can spend two days choosing shoes for a wedding. But wouldn't spend a minute arguing over masks for a robbery.

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Quote by Tokyo from Money Heist in Season 1 Episode 1

There you have the twins Helsinki and Oslo. Even with the most bullet-proof plan, soldiers are necessary. What better than two Serbs? It's possible that they can think, but thankfully - we'll never know.

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Quote by Tokyo from Money Heist in Season 1 Episode 1

And that's how I met The Professor, by pointing a gun at his balls. The good thing about relationships is that we end up forgetting how they started.

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Quote by Tokyo from Money Heist in Season 1 Episode 1

I'd get 30 years. And to be honest, growing old in a prison cell ist not my thing. I rather ran, in body and soul. And if I can't take my body with me, at least my soul should run.

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Quote by Jerome Seinfeld from Seinfeld

George: 'She calls me up at my office. She says, 'We have to talk.''
Jerry: 'Ugh. The four worst words in the English language.'
George: 'That or 'Whose bra is this?''
Jerry: 'That’s worse.'

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Quote by Jerome Seinfeld from Seinfeld

Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you gotta rock it back and forth a few times and then it goes over.

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Quote by George Costanza from Seinfeld

Why is nice bad? What kind of a sick society are we living in when nice is bad?

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Quote by George Costanza from Seinfeld

I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off.

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Quote by Jerome Seinfeld from Seinfeld

Women don’t respect salad eaters.

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Quote by George Costanza from Seinfeld

Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.

Money
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Quote by George Costanza from Seinfeld

This woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her.

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Quote by Jerome Seinfeld from Seinfeld

George: 'Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?'
Jerry: 'Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.'

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Quote by Elaine Benes from Seinfeld

Mr. Peterman: 'Elaine, can you keep a secret?'
Elaine: 'No sir, I can't.'

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Quote by Jerome Seinfeld from Seinfeld in Season 1 Episode 1

George: 'You’re gonna over-dry your laundry.'
Jerry: 'You can’t over-dry.'
George: 'Why not?'
Jerry: 'Same reason you can’t over-wet.'

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Quote by Jerome Seinfeld from Seinfeld

George: 'You’ve got to apologize.'
Jerry: 'Why?'
George: 'Because it’s the mature and adult thing to do.'
Jerry: 'How does that affect me?'

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Quote by Elaine Benes from Seinfeld

I’m not a lesbian. I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian.

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Quote by Jerome Seinfeld from Seinfeld

That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

Christmas
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Quote by George Costanza from Seinfeld

I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think 'That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.'

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Quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy in Season 14 Episode 2

Peter: 'Well, I got the results of your ultrasound and I got some news for ya.'
Pregnant Woman: 'Wait, wait, wait, we don't wanna if it's a boy or a girl.'
Peter: 'Oh, okay. Well, IT's not breathing.'

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Quote by Niklaus Mikaelson from The Vampire Diaries

It's not a crime to love what you cannot explain.

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Quote by Rebekah Mikaelson from The Vampire Diaries

We all bear scars, mine just happen to be more visible than most.

Scars
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Quote by Elena Gilbert from The Vampire Diaries

The worst day of loving someone, is the day that you lose them.

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Quote by Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries

True love will triumph in the end - which may or may not be a lie, but if it is a lie, then it's the most beautiful lie we have...

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Quote by Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries

There is no such thing as bad ideas. Just poorly executed awesome ideas.

Ideas, Motivation
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Quote by Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries

Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is a hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be.

Breakup & Lovesick
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Quote by Elena Gilbert from The Vampire Diaries

When you lose someone, it stays with you. Always reminding you of how easy it is to get hurt.

Breakup & Lovesick, Loss
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