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Quote by Meredith Walker from Teen Wolf in Season 4 Episode 10

Lydia: 'Are you okay? I guess you are, aren't you? For someone who would put their own name on a hit-list...'
Meredith: 'I had to.'
Lydia: 'Why?'
Meredith: 'Because I heard you-- I heard you scream in the tunnels at Oak Creek. That's why I knew it was the right time... to start over.'
Lydia: 'But with Peter?'
Meredith: 'He's the Alpha. He's always been the Alpha. He'll make it right. It never was for us-- so many people die because of us. We're the monsters. Even Banshees. Even me.'
Lydia: 'I don't believe that. Not all monsters do monstrous things.'
Meredith: 'Like who?'
Lydia: 'Like Scott'
Meredith: 'Like you'

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Quote by Lydia Martin from Teen Wolf in Season 4 Episode 10

Not all Monsters do monstrous Things!

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Quote by Howard Wolowitz from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 10

Marty: 'Thanks for going to outer space, so no matter what I do, my mum will be disappointed in me.'
Howard: 'Well, I married a little catholic girl, so we're even.'

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Quote by Mary Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 10 Episode 1

Sheldon: 'Why do people cry at weddings?'
Mary: 'They're practicing for what's coming later.'

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Quote from Altered Carbon in Season 1 Episode 1

Let experience wash over you, absorb it like a sponge. Expect nothing, only then can you be prepared for anything.

Expectations
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Quote by Rory Gilmore from Gilmore Girls

Rory: 'Dean, wait!'
Dean: 'Why?'
Rory: 'Because... because I love you, you idiot!'

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Quote by Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries in Season 2 Episode 8

I love you, Elena. And it's because I love you that I can't be selfish with you.

Love declerations
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Quote by Jax Teller from Sons Of Anarchy

When the time comes she needs to tell my sons who I really am. I’m not a good man. I’m a criminal and a killer. I need my sons to grow up hating the thought of me.

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Quote by Han Solo from Star Wars in Solo: A Star Wars Story

I'm gonna be a pilot. The best in the galaxy.

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Quote by Debbie Gallagher from Shameless in Season 5 Episode 8

You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.

Alcohol, Breakup & Lovesick
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Quote by Sheila Jackson from Shameless in Season 2 Episode 9

Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.

Love
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Quote by Phillip Gallagher from Shameless in Season 5 Episode 6

You did okay, Mickey. You know, you tried. That’s a lot more than most people would do.

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Quote by Mickey Milkovich from Shameless in Season 5 Episode 12

I love you. It means we take care of each other. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.

Love declerations
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Quote by Phillip Gallagher from Shameless in Season 2 Episode 8

I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you!

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Quote by Fiona Gallagher from Shameless in Season 5 Episode 7

You need to let me go… You need to let me let you go.

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Quote by Ian Gallagher from Shameless in Season 3 Episode 1

Sometimes we get so wrapped up in getting what we want, that we forget to ask ourselves why we wanted it in the first place.

Ambition
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Quote by Frank Gallagher from Shameless in Season 7 Episode 10

Love is not supposed to be cute. Love is supposed to be raw and destructive.

Love
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Quote by Fiona Gallagher from Shameless in Season 5 Episode 5

I can’t tell you that this is definitely gonna work out. There’s no guarantees. But if this turns out to be a big mistake, then let’s make it the most fun big fucking mistake we’ve ever made.

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Quote by Phillip Gallagher from Shameless in Season 5 Episode 7

I just need someone to say, 'Fuck it. This kid deserves a chance.'

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Quote from Dark Net in Season 1 Episode 1

Crushes may fade, but JPEGs are forever.

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Quote by Beth Smith from Rick and Morty in Season 1 Episode 6

Jerry: 'I wish that shotgun was my penis.'
Beth: 'If it were, you could call me Ernest Hemingway.'

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Quote by Mr. Garrison from South Park

Mr Garrison: 'What is 5x2? Come on, children. Don't be shy, just give it your best shot. Yes, Clyde?'
Clyde: '12?'
Mr Garrison: 'Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.'

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Quote from Hellsing

Betray Me, and i‘ll chase you into hell.

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Quote by Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty in Season 1 Episode 1

I know that new situations can be intimidating. You look around, and it's all scary and different. But meeting them head-on, charging right into them like a bull, that's how we grow as people.

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Quote by Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty in Season 2 Episode 1

You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.

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Quote by Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty in Season 2 Episode 10

Weddings are basically funerals with cake.

Marriage
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Quote by Morty Smith from Rick and Morty in Season 1 Episode 8

Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come watch TV?

Meaning
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Quote by Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty in Season 3 Episode 2

Morty: 'Rick, can we not leave without my sister?'
Rick: 'Ugh. You have infinite sisters, Morty. Not that I want to spend the rest of my day looking for another one. Sum-Sum, let's go! Grandpa's concern for your safety is fleeting.'

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Quote by Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty in Season 3 Episode 5

Rick: "If it's all the same, could we still get our stories straight? Because you're a terrible liar."
Jerry: "You called me a master convincer!"
Rick: "You believed me?"

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Quote by Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty in Season 3 Episode 4

So you're half cold, unfeeling reptile, half also cold, equally unfeeling machine? Wow, so your origin is what? You fell into a vat of redundancy?

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Quote by Sean Plott from Mostly Walking in Myst - P2

Bill: 'As Sean just destroys ist. Holy shit, dude! I still had to diagram it.'
Sean: 'Dude, just keep high APM, that's it.'

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Quote by Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 10

George: 'As soon as I graduate High-School, I'm gonna be a professional male-model.'
Meemaw: 'That is hilarious.'
George: 'What? I'm good looking.'
Meemaw: 'No, that you think you'll graduate High-School.'

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Quote by Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 10

What if Einstein's parents had held him back? We wouldn't even have the... - I was gonna say 'atomic bomb', but there's probably a better example.

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Quote by Bill Graner from Mostly Walking in King's Quest V - P2

Sean: 'Did the fox just eat a skunk? What happened?'
Bill: 'That was a glitch, running around on the ground and then one of the debuggers got it.'

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Quote by Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 9

I drank when I was pregnant with you, you turned out fine. There's everybody saying 'don't drink, don't smoke'. I swear - Texas is turning into California.

California, Texas
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 7

The average American consumes 55 pounds of beef per year. And then there's Texas, where we can knock that off in a couple of months. Maybe faster if we're talking about smoked brisket.

Texas
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Quote by Dr. Eberland from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 6

Dr. Eberland: 'I'll write you a prescription for Zantac. Does he smoke?'
Mary Cooper: 'Of course not, he's nine.'
Dr. Eberland: 'I started at his age. But only when I drank.'

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Quote by Missy Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 6

Missy Cooper: 'I don't want to die, I've only kissed one boy so far.'
Mary Cooper: 'What?!'
Missy Cooper: 'Relax, it was a long time ago.'

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 5

George: 'Everybody knows you pun on fourth down.'
Sheldon: 'Why does everybody knowing something make it right?'
George: 'Because... that's what makes this country great.'
Sheldon: 'Many years later, my brother would use the same argument in front of a judge. He was still convicted for urinating in a phone booth.'

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 5

I don't need a calculator, dad. I am one.

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 5

In Texas, the holy trinity is God, Football and barbecue. Not necessarily in that order.

Texas
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Quote by Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 3

Meemaw: 'What's on a person's face is not always what's in their heart.'
Sheldon: 'That changes everything, how do you know who to trust?'
Meemaw: 'You don't. That's what makes life interesting.'

Lies
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 2

Science fact: Sisters are the worst.

Sisters
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 2

I actually enjoyed being alone, solitude allowed me to think about important things.

Solitude & Being Alone
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 1

Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study the apes. I just had to go to dinner.

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 1

Of course, nobody I knew in East-Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian Physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig.

Texas
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Quote by Eric Cartman from South Park in Season 21 Episode 4

Wilson Aubry: 'You victimize innocent people and poop in little girls' mouths.'
Eric Cartman: 'That's not true, Wilson. We're Coon and Friends, not Harvey Weinstein.'

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Quote by Luke Skywalker from Star Wars in Episode VI - Die Rückkehr der Jedi-Ritter

I’ll never turn to the dark side. You’ve failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.

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Quote by Darth Vader from Star Wars in Episode V - Das Imperium schlägt zurück

No, I am your father!

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Quote by Han Solo from Star Wars in Episode V - Das Imperium schlägt zurück

C-3PO: "The possibility of successfully navigatin an asteroid field is approximately 3720 to 1."
Han Solo: "Never tell me the odds!"

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