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Mike Wheeler: 'I'm not prostituting my sister.'
Lucas Sinclair: 'But it's for a good cause.'
'You leaving already, Chief?'
Jim Hopper: 'Oh, come on, you think I actually wanted to come to this thing? I was just hungry.'
'Oh, yeah, that's the spirit.'
Jim Hopper: 'Well, your wife doesn't have time to cook for me, you know what I'm saying.'
Mike: 'Where are you going? You just said, 'stick to the plan'.'
Dustin: 'I am. I'm just gonna go get some chocolate pudding.'
All three of you were being a buch of little assholes. I was the only reasonable one.0
Lucas: 'Do you think she's acting weird?'
Dustin: 'You're asking if the weirdo is acting weird?'
He made me kill a rabbit. I guess he thought it would make me into more of a man or something. I cried for a week.0
Nancy Wheeler: 'You're supposed to hit the cans, right?'
Jonathan Byers: 'No, actually - you see the spaces in between the cans? I'm aiming for those.'
Some people choose to see the ugliness in this world. The disarray. I choose to see the beauty.0
Clementine: 'You're new, I give you a discount.'
Teddy: 'No offence, darling, I rather earn a woman's affection than paying for it.'
Maeve Millay: 'You're always paying for it, darling.'
And then I realize, winning doesn't mean anything until someone looses. Which means, you're here to loose.0
Friends... they tell each other things. Things that parents don't know.Friendship0
Mike: 'A friend is someone that you'd do anything for.'
Dustin: 'You lend them your cool stuff, like comic books and trading cards.'
Mike: 'And they never break a promise.'
Mike: 'It means something that you can't break. Ever.'
In your position the spotlight can become an interrogation lamp pretty damn fast.0
Donna: 'What do you need?'
Donna: 'That tie has got to go, I've been wanting to say something for months... - it's not about the tie, is it?'
Mike: 'You know it's not about the tie, you're just giving me shit.'
Donna: 'We take our opportunities while they present themselves.'
What ever I would do, I would be the one I am today. I chose football and I'm sorry for the other fans that are cheering for other sports, because it would be the same thing.Football/Soccer0
People told me, 'When you come to Los Angeles, don't worry, you can walk on the streets' But since day one, it's busy everywhere. But it's my own fault. 'Cause when you play the way I do, I mean...0
I wanted to give Los Angeles a gift. I was thinking a long time. And then one day it came like: I should give myself.Football/Soccer, Gifts0
This is Hawkins, okay? You wanna know the worst thing that's ever happened here in the four years I've been working here? It was when an owl attacked Eleanor Gillespie's head because it though that her hair was a nest.0
We've discussed this, mornings are for coffee and contemplation.Coffee, Morning0
'Damn, you look like hell, Chief.'
Jim Hopper: 'Oh yeah? Well, I looked better than your wife when I left her this morning.'
What I wouldn't give to be normal. To live in that bubble, the reality of the naive.0
Am I crazy not to like this guy? Among some of his Facebook-likes are George W. Bush's Decision Points, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen and the music of Josh Groban. Must I really justify myself any further?0
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.0
Is it that we collectively thought Steve Jobs was a great man, even when we knew he made billions off the backs of children? Or maybe it's that it feels like all our heroes are counterfeit. The world itself's just one big hoax. Spamming each other with out running commentary of bullshit masquerading as insight, our social media faking as intimacy. Or is it that we voted for this? Not with our rigged elections, but with our things, our property, our money. I'm not saying anything new. We all know why we do this, not because "Hunger Games" books makes us happy but because we wanna be sedated. Because it's painful not to pretend, because we're cowards. Fuck society.Society, Facebook0
I understand what it's like to be different, I'm very different too.Character, Self-Confidence0
There are moments in life we should just be able to have a damn remote control, so you could pause it. Even if just for five minutes. But sometimes things happen with irreverent obscenity and there's nothing you can do to to help it.Life0
After all, what's more human than the fight for survival?0
Tokio: 'You wave a white flag and turn yourself in! I know they'll be easy on you when things get complicated.'
Rio: 'I only wave the white flag for Real Madrid.'
'If you shoot the girl, you will die. If you shoot me, you will die. If you let go of the girl, you live.'
Tokio: 'If only every decision in the world was that easy...'
Are you a complete idiot or what? You've heard of Stockholm-Syndrom, right?0
Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. They’re born thinkin’ the switch only goes one way: on. I mean, they’re struck blind the second they leave a room. I mean every woman, I ever let have a key, I swear to God. It’s like, come home, house all lit up, and my job, you see, apparently because my chromosomes happen to be different, is that I gotta walk through that house and turn off every single light this chick left on.0
The pain doesn't go away. You just make room for it.Pain, Breakup & Lovesick0
Shane Walsh: 'Rick, you can't just be the good guy and expect to live. Okay? Not anymore.'
Rick Grimes: 'I'm not the good guy anymore.'
I'm the kind of man that would gun down his own best friend, what'd you think I do to some guy I don't even like when he starts throwing accusations my way. What'd you think?0
Glenn Rhee: 'Dale, you think Andrea's on her period? I'm only asking 'cause it's like all the women are acting really weird. And I read somewhere that when women spend a lot of time together, their cycles line up and they all get super crazy hormonal at the same time.'
Dale Horvath: 'I'm gonna advise you to keep that theory to yourself.'
Oh, man. Wouldn't that be the way? World gone to hell, the dead risen up to eat the living and Theodore Douglas is done here by a cut on his arm.0
Please, don't let this be my punishment. Let her be safe, alive and safe. Please, lord. Punish me however you want, but show mercy on her.0
I don't know what to say. I'm not your little girl. I'm not your wife. And I am sure as hell not your problem.0
Man, I'm gonna get shit-faced drunk. again.0
Daryl Dixon: 'You got some balls for a China man.'
Glenn Rhee: 'I'm Korean.'
Daryl Dixon: 'Whatever.'
Words can be meager things. Sometimes they fall short.0
All I am anymore is a man looking for his wife and son. Anybody that gets in the way of that is gonna lose. I'll give you a moment to think about that.0
Hey! Y'all be more polite to a man with a gun! Only common sense.0
Nice moves there, Clint Eastwood. You the new sheriff come riding in to clean up the town?0
Linda: 'Why did you decide to come to Los Angeles?'
Lucifer: 'The same reason as everyone else: the weather, pornstars, Mexican food.'
You know, you're gonna have to get much better at lying if you want to be president.Lies, Politicians0
Delilah: "God, I'm a mess."
Lucifer: "God has nothing to do with your mess. You didn't sell your soul, Delilah, you do owe me a favor."