The best Series Quotes (Page 60)

Maybourne: "I played a lot of hide and seek as a kid. I could always find anyone, anywhere, but they could never find me."
O'Neill: "Because they didn't want to."

Dr. Jackson: "How is it that you always manage to come up with the worst case scenario?"
Col. O'Neill: "I practice."

If you once again try to harm me or one of my companions, my patience with you will expire.

Daniel: "This tastes like chicken."
Sam: "So what's wrong with it?"
Daniel: "It's macaroni and cheese!"

Col. O'Neill: "Listen, I gotta ask you something. It's not easy for me."
Maj. Kawalsky: "We're friends."
Col. O'Neill: "If you don't make it... can I have your stereo?"

Maybourne, you are an idiot every day of the week. Why couldn't you have taken one day off?

Thornbird: "I'm Major Robert Thornbird. And you are?"
O'Neill: "Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise."

I'll be honest with you, Bob. My name's not Kirk… it's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.

Jack O'Neill: "If we want to find out who's behind this, we have to do what the Asgard do."
Daniel: "You mean bluff?"
Jack O'Neill: "Yep. We just need to do it without revealing what we know."
Daniel: "Which is nothing."
Jack O'Neill: "Right. But they don't know we know nothing."

Not until I'm dead… and sometimes not even then.

Daniel: "I think they're a family."
Jack: "Of what?"

Maybourne: "Teal'c, it's good to see you well."
Teal'c: "In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you."

General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap outta this man.

Jack: "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it."
Bra'tac: "No, the bridge is too well-guarded."

Daniel: "This is the Hall of Might?"
Sam: "What were you expecting?"
Daniel: "I don't know... maybe a hall?"

Capt. Carter: "What a relief, I've never been so happy to see you guys!"
Col. O'Neill: "Well, sure you have. Remember that time on P3X-595 you drank that stuff that made you take off-"
Capt. Carter: "-we won't get into that right now!"

A serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose drips.

Capt. Carter: "Do you think this thing is going to end up being a revolutionary drug back on Earth?"
Dr. Jackson: "Well if it does, I'm sure someone else will end up getting credit for it. It's not like we can tell them where it really came from."
Col. O'Neill: "Damn, guess I'm going to have to cancel that Oprah interview!"
Teal'c: "What is an Oprah?"

Daniel, find me an anthropologist that dresses like this and I will eat this headdress.

I always have a reason that I'm not required to explain. It's a military thing.

Ever since Meredith dumped you, I've been spending 50 bucks a week on kleenex.

Sid: "Valentina's trying to help her girl get with my boy."
Jesse: "Sophie did say my shirt was cool."
Sid: "Most compliments are sure to get into the pants."

It was a total score. We got the appartement from this old married couple who posted it on the Wesleyan Alumni Group. Even got them to leave their swords.

Screw being mature! We can still make bad choices for a few more years.

It was hard to live in the moment in 2022. There was always someplace else you could be. Someone else you could be with. But every once in a while, you found yourself in the exact right spot.

This is the story of how I met your father.

May: "May Carleton. I breed racehorses and train them. What is it you do?"
Thommy: "I rarely answer questions is what I do."

We sowed a lot of seeds but never reaped the fruit.

Why're you playing it so cool when in real life, everytime you say "hi", you start sweating like a pig and looking at your shoes as if you had your lines written there on your laces?

Although we barely spoke to each other in person, we'd message each other all night on MSN, which was like an ancient forfather to WhatsApp, that allowed even sociopaths to find a mate.

Exactly three seconds had passed since we were introduced to each other and I was already in love. I'm not afraid of using that word. I was so in love, I thought, "you know what? I'm not gonna say a damn thing to her. Otherwise I'll turn as red as a lobster and and she'll think I'm a loser."

The more I live, the more I find that if you have good friends in your corner, anything's possible.

Host: "What about you, Carrie? Have you ever masbated in a public place?"
Carrie: "Not since Barney's closed."

Charlotte: "Lily came into the bathroom this morning when I was on my knees about to blow Harry and I freaked out."
Miranda: "You still blow Harry?"
Carrie: "Is it his birthday?"

Charlotte: "She's wearing flats."
Miranda: "That is the most desperate put-down I have ever heard."

Seeking glory only goes so far. Will glory be there for every failure? Will glory lift you through all your trials? A true Demacian seeks excellence. So when you face death's terrible jaws, you will not falter!

Lulu: "I'll help you save Teemo!"
Tristana: "Lieutenant Lulu! This... uh... rock is the most important part of the mission. You've got this!"
Lulu: "Aww... I always have to guard the rock."

Innovation is about seeing things from a different perspective.

I'm, like, literally in Willy Wonka's factory! This is a school of chocolate.

When it comes to chocolate, it's a whole 'nother world.

Amaury: "Three of you times 14 hours is much more than I had for my own piece. So, I'm expecting even more than this."
"Oh, dear Lord."
Amaury: "No, I'm kidding."

The world as we know it is coming undone. Things that seem unimaginable today will seem inevitable tomorrow. Should you agree to do what I ask, you'll have to trust me. Even when every instinct tell you not to.

Jacob: "Very dangerous. If it got in the wrong hands it would mess you up."
Student: "Where did you get it?"
Jacob: "I got it for Christmas."

My monsters are flesh and blood. They don't frighten me. Only one thing does - becoming one of them.

The soldier's minute. In a battle that's all you get. One minute of everything at once. And anything before it nothing. Everything after, nothing. Nothing in comparison to that one minute.

You can never tell with men. They go for whoever their dcks point at and there's no changing their minds.

There's only one thing that could blind a man as smart as you, Tommy. Love.

Grace: "I had the phone put in. It's in the back."
Tommy: "If we knew someone else who had a phone, we could call them."

Freddie: "If you want me out of Birmingham, it'll have to be in a wooden box."
Polly: "You lay a hand on our Ada, I'll put you in a wooden box myself!"

Men and their d-cks never cease to amaze me. John, Lizzie Stark never did a day's work vertical.
Brave is going where no man has gone before. And with Lizzie Stark, John, that's not what you'll be doing.