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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 4 Episode 16

Ross: 'She's got to go back to London. But, you know what? I've been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together and then that's it.'
Joey: 'That's what all my relationships are like.'
Chandler: 'Yes, but in Ross' case, they both know in two weeks that's it.'

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Quote by Monica Geller from Friends in Season 4 Episode 12

Alice Knight: 'We were just at the drugstore, so we got you a little present.'
Frank Buffay: 'It's a lollipop and a home pregnancy test.'
Monica: 'Don't mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop.'

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Quote by Ross Geller from Friends in Season 3 Episode 17

Love lasts forever, you know? Nothing like it in this lifetime. Money in the bank.

Love
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Quote by Phoebe Buffay from Friends in Season 3 Episode 17

Joey: 'Can you close that window, Chandler? My nipples could cut glass over here.'
Phoebe: 'Wait, really? 'Cause mine get me out of tickets.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 3 Episode 17

Joey: 'You're smoking again?'
Chandler: 'Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still.'

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 3 Episode 17

Joey: 'I had the same dream.'
Phoebe: 'Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl.'
Joey: 'Oh, I had the opposite dream.'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 3 Episode 16

Phoebe: 'For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience.'
Chandler: 'I don't think you can make that statement, unless you've been kicked in the area, God only meant to be treated nicely.'

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Quote by Monica Geller from Friends in Season 3 Episode 17

Joey: 'It's never taken me more than a week to get over a relationship.'
Monica: 'It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.'

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 3 Episode 9

Nice try. You see, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.

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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Workplace Sexual Harassment

[..] to an infamous story about a pubic hair in a coke can. Which is the most disgusting thing you could possibly discover in a coke can - other than Pepsi.

Cola
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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Danger's my middle name. Well, actually it's Quincy, but you guys get the picture.

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Time to count our Christmas cards. One... now, let's read it!

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

I can't help it, Laura. I'm drawn to you. Like a moth to a flame. A bee to a blossom. A mouse to cheese.

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Eddie: 'Urkel, why don't you ever knock?'
Steve Urkel: 'Well, if I did, nobody would ever let me in.'

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Laura: 'Steve Urkel, you are the most annoying human being that I have ever met!'
Steve Urkel: 'You heard her, you're all witnesses. She actually said, 'Human Being'. She's mine!'

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Edo, cheating is like wearing your grandmother's underpants. Sure, it may cover your hiney, but if you make a habit of it, you've got a serious problem.

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Quote by Steve Urkel from Family Matters

Laura: 'How long have we known each other?'
Steve Urkel: 'Nine years, three months, two weeks, four days, six hours, eight minutes, and fourteen seconds... fifteen seconds... sixteen seconds.'

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Quote by Joey Tribbiani from Friends in Season 2 Episode 21

Joey: 'Monica, relax. Go get a beer.'
Monica: 'I don't want a beer.'
Joey: 'Who said it was for you?'

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Quote by Chandler Bing from Friends in Season 2 Episode 14

Joey: 'Some girl ate Monica.'
Monica: 'Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!'
Chandler: 'So how many cameras are actually on you?'

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Quote by Rachel Green from Friends in Season 1 Episode 3

Phoebe: 'It's not mine, I didn't earn it. If i kept it, it would be like stealing.'
Rachel: 'Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.'

Shopping
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Quote by Elena Gilbert from The Vampire Diaries

I love you, Stefan. Hold on to that. Never let that go.

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Quote by Irene O'Donnell from Peaky Blinders

In all the world, violent men are the easiest to deal with.

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Quote by Thomas Shelby from Peaky Blinders

All religion is a foolish answer to a foolish question.

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Quote by Thomas Shelby from Peaky Blinders

Whisky’s good proofing water. Tells you who’s real and who isn’t.

Alcohol
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Quote by Thomas Shelby from Peaky Blinders

Grace Burgess: 'You think I am a whore?'
Tommy Shelby: 'Everyone's a whore, Grace. We just sell different parts of ourselves.'

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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Guardianship

Senior citizens, the people who stay active by playing shuffleboard, going on walks or performing their hit-song 'I can't get no satisfaction' in front of packed arenas around the world.

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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Guardianship

Generally, Balls are to the human body what 'Starz' is to a cable package: It comes with it, we understand that, but it's not nice to look at and nobody really knows what to do with it.

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Quote by Semiyon Kleiman from McMafia

it is a gift to convince oneself of something and then to believe it with all one's heart

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Quote by Devin Burke from The Kicks in Season 1 Episode 1

I am not a princess, I´m a soccer beast.

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Quote by Tony Padilla from 13 Reasons Why in Season 2 Episode 2

I think sometimes we aren't keeping secrets to hide from other people. I think sometimes we're keeping them to protect those people.

Secrets
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Quote by Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why in Season 2 Episode 2

The truth can free you, if you let it.

Truth
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Quote by Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why in Season 2 Episode 2

I guess we all have things we try to hide. But they can't stay hidden forever.

Secrets
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Quote by Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why in Season 2 Episode 2

I like her. She makes you try new things, it's good for you. I'm serious - you seem less afraid when you're with her. I like it and it also makes me kind of sad.

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Quote by Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why in Season 2 Episode 2

We all have things we keep hidden. Sometimes, keeping secrets is how you survive. Because in High School, one rumor, one picture, one incident, can define you forever.

Secrets, High School
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Quote by Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why in Season 2 Episode 1

Pictures can be twisted and used against you and haunt you forever.

Photography, Bullying
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Quote by Tyler Down from 13 Reasons Why in Season 2 Episode 1

They get in your head. People tell lies about you, and other people believe them. And it gets to the point where the lies might as well be the truth.

Lies, Blasphemy, Bullying
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Quote by Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Wuntch: 'Hello Raymond, how do you like my new office? Twentieth floor.'
Raymond: 'Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you.'

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Quote by Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

She's a devil and you don't dance with the devil, because you get burned. Also because in Madeline's case, she has no rhythm and her hands are like little rat claws.

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Quote by Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Wuntch: 'Sticks and Stones, Raymond.'
Raymond: 'Describing your breakfast?'

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Quote by Mike Wheeler from Stranger Things in Season 2 Episode 3

Dustin: 'Even if he is, it doesn't automatically mean that he's bad.'
Mike: 'That's like saying just because someone's from the Death Star doesn't make them bad.'
Dustin: 'We have a bond.'
Mike: 'A bond? Just because he likes nougat?'

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Quote by Bender Bending Rodríguez from Futurama in Season 3 Episode 17

You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.

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Quote by Philip J. Fry from Futurama in Season 1 Episode 7

That's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten… and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.

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Quote by Phoebe Buffay from Friends

I wish I could, but I don't want to.

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Quote by Dustin Henderson from Stranger Things in Season 2 Episode 2

Presumptuous... that's a good thing, right?

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Quote by Donna Paulsen from Suits in Season 4 Episode 2

Sometimes, bitter memories become very sweet when you share them with a friend.

Memories, Friendship
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Quote by Harvey Specter from Suits in Season 4 Episode 1

The last thing a lion wants is to have his dinner handed to him on a silver platter.

Löwen
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Quote by Mike Ross from Suits in Season 4 Episode 1

'I'll tell you right now, die answer is no.'
Mike Ross: 'Good.'
'Why good?'
Mike Ross: 'Because a yes is always so much better when it starts as a no.'

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Quote by Louis Litt from Suits in Season 3 Episode 14

Sheila Sazs: 'Romeo and Juliet, Antony and Cleopatra... you crossed out Jaime und Cersei Lannister.'
Louis Litt: 'I thought they would be too controversial.'

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Quote by Jonathan Byers from Stranger Things in Season 2 Episode 1

You're a freak, but what? Do you wanna be normal? Do you wanna be just like everyone else?

Character
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Quote by Dustin Henderson from Stranger Things in Season 2 Episode 1

Lucas: 'Mike's not gonna like it.'
Dustin: 'Last time I checked our party is not a dictatorship, it's a democracy.'

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