The best Series Quotes (Page 50)

Kate, if you found out you were going to become... Adolf Hitler, wouldn't you do everything in your power to make sure it never happens?

Patriot? You're going to be hearing this a lot, but let me be the first to say it... why can't you be more like Captain America?

Patriot: "How old are you?"
Cassie Lang: "Fifteen."
Patriot: "No, seriously, how old are you?"
Cassie Lang: "Seriously, I'm fifteen. In June."

I just want you guys to know... I loved being a Young Avenger.

I came to the Avengers for help, Captain. I won't make that mistake again.

Alex: "What's Jagermeister?"
Phil: "Well, you know how in a fairytale there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that, except you don't wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation."

Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game and it's called "let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests". And they're both winning.

Pam: "We got you this."
Michael: "Oh, vino."
Jan: "Oh, well, Pam, thank you. Tremendous. This will be great to cook with - really."

No man or woman alive, magical or not, has ever escaped some form of injury, whether physical, mental, or emotional. To hurt is as human as to breathe.

Welcome, welcome, one and all
The show's about to start
I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And it's time to play my part
You may call me worn and ragged
If that's all you truly see
But listen close and I will tell where you're supposed to be
Go ahead and try me on
There's nothing left to fear
I'll find right where you belong by looking between your ears

Robin: "I'm drinking 'til I forget the 1999 NFC Championship?"
Marshall: "The Vikings were two minutes away from going to the Super Bowl, when our kicker, who hadn't missed all year, shanked a field goal, and we lost in overtime. Damn!"

Ted: "It's freezing out there. Where's your coat?"
Robin: "Ted, I'm Canadian. I don't need a coat. This kind of weather is nothing for me."
Marshall: "Yeah. This is like a spring day back in Minnesota."

This whole story, the one you're about to sit on your fat a-ss and watch like a big lump of nothing, is about me.

You break the rules and become a hero. I do it, I become the enemy... that doesn't seem fair.

Haven't you ever wondered what else is out there? There's wonders in this world beyond our wandering... I can feel it.

Lily: "We don't wanna burden our little angel with all kinds of gender-specific expectations. Boys can do ballet, girls can play football."
Marshall: "Hell, the Green Bay Packers have been proving that for years."

Nobility and heroism is fine and all, but we're in this for the money.

Ethics are a luxury we currently can't afford.

Percy: "Well, perhaps if someone didn't accidentally decapitate the last fellow who hired us."
Grog: "Well, I apologized, didn't I?"

Tavern Keeper: "First, you people drink me dry, then you destroy my tavern. And what is that gnome doing with my daughter?"
Scanlan: "It's probably best you don't know."

My lady's rose I will pluck
My love, it's time for us to f-

Percy: "Grog wins. Again."
Vax'ildan: "F- me. Why do we always play drinking games with a guy twice our size?"
Vex'ahlia: "Because it's the fastest way to get drunk, obviously."

Long ago, in another realm stood the majestic kingdom of Tal'Dorei. Once the battlefield of gods and titans, its lands now harbor magic, wonder and mystery. It was a time of peace... until a great evil arrived. A brave group of heroes banded together, ready to face this evil.

King Canute: "What do you see in this Greenlander?"
Harald Sigurdsson: "Maybe his courage."
King Canute: "Courage is not rare here."
Harald Sigurdsson: "His is."

After a long voyage on a small boat, a lot of things would sound good.

Maybe it would help if you stop thinking about me like everyone else. Like basic, you know?

Jarl Haakon: "You're a long way from home, Freydis."
Freydis Eriksdotter: "I'm on a mission to learn my destiny."

Godwin: "Vikings are preparing for an invasion. What do you intend to do?"
Queen Ælfgifu: "Fight."

Her name is Anna Delvey, or Anna Sorokin, no one's sure. She's either a rich German heiress, or she's flat broke.

Everyday men do far worse things than anything I've allegedly done.

Anna came to New York, no rich parents, no connections. Sometimes you gotta fake it 'til you make it.

Rachel: "Hi Anna. I just had some questions."
Anna: "I have a question. What are you wearing? You look poor."

Catherine: "That is a load of bullsh-"
Todd: "Shorts! Someone repeats all kinds of words, so 'bull-shorts'."

She is everything that is wrong with America right now.

Your Excellence tried the best fighters, who've adventured far and wide
But I promise that you've never met a troop so qualified
There's Grog our mighty giant, he's a simpleminded hulk
And Percy's pepperbox can blow apart your f-ing skull
Nature hath no fury quite like Keyleth the Ashari
Controlling plants and animals, she's a magical safari
The twins Vex and Vax, she shoots, he hides in the pitch
They're stealthy and quite deadly but I forget which one is which
Pike's divinity is pure, her hands can always heal
Oh, and did I mention we have a bear? Trinket, no big deal
And as for myself? My name is Scanlan, the man with the phat purple hand
My music's the jam, going ham, you can't stand it
Get some water, hide your daughters
Brave warriors are we and far more clever than a fox
They'll tell tale of our exploits in the Legend of Vox - Machina

While you're busy hangin' price tags, Bill Townsend, keep in mind that you aren't worth the skin God spent to wrap your bones in. You best pray he doesn't regret his investment in you as much as I regret mine.

Helen: "I'm still researching the legal precedent for getting Bill's head on a silver platter."
Maddie: "It wasn't his head that caused the problem."

Kyle: "I'm just playing Puck. It's not even the lead."
Annie: "But it's the best part, and you're only a freshman."
Tyler: "Yeah, A Midsummer Night's Nerd!"

Annie Sullivan: "Maybe I should ask for autographs."
Tyler Townsend: "Well, he needs help spelling his name."
Kyle Townsend: "Oops, you forgot you aren't funny!"

Don't you dare apologize! That was the most magnificent thing I've seen you do since you ate that lizard in kindergarten.

All right, new cocktail. I started with rye to wish you a smooth finish. Added some bitters 'cause you have every right to be. Then champagne because this is truly a celebration. And finished with crème de pêche because your future is gonna be peachy.

Darío: "I don't like these kinds of places. But it was worth coming. For just one reason."
Alma: "Which one?"
Darío: "To meet you."
Alma: "That's the worst pick-up line I've heard in my entire life."

Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe you have to let go of who you were, to become who you will be.

Now that we're here, the average age in this place just went up to 25.

Come on, you urgently need a self-esteem boost. And someone to remove the cobwebs in your head and your lady parts.

Alma Quintana Solares: "I don't understand the obsession of modern generations of portraying death as glamorous."
Zoe Solares: "Mom, you do know that I'm going to be a medical examiner, right?"

There are some moments that haunt us all our lives. Moments upon which history turns.

I first saw you as a man who chose the stars. But after all this time, I've come to wonder, have you been seeking or running?

We could have secrets, but not lies.

Memories. They remain raw... even longer than wounds.