The best Series Quotes (Page 45)

Go on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!

Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?

Okay, okay I'm shuttin' up. Why should I continue to keep yappin' when I'm told to shut up? I'm not the kind that don't know when to stop.

Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?

I'll be scared later. Right now I'm too mad.

Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?

For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?

Obviously I'm dealing with inferior mentalities.

Oh you're mistaken Mac, you see I'm not 777174, I'm only three and a half.

I'm so crazy I don't know this isn't possible.

Bugs: "Now it's my turn to do an act."
Daffy: "Go ahead! I'd love to see the audience boo you off the stage!"

Trevor: "In court, before you can win, you gotta believe you can win."
Izzy: "But what if you don't?"
Trevor: "Then you better fake it 'til you make it."

One thing I know... success is all about momentum.

Everybody lies. Even the best liars give themselves away.

This has to be done. Find everything you can about him. He has to live so that he sees us destroy everything he loves.

Some secrets run deeper than scars.

You'll get used to this place. Even the royal b*tchiness herself.

Tonight we'll witness the reveal of the first face of Bhengu Beauty.

What I do know is that he was a very violent man. And you know what they say. If you live by the sword...

Don't ask questions you don't want answers to.

First, I'd like to thank you for raising the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. And for allowing me to marry her.

"He beats me."
"So you're telling me you're willing to let go of everything because of one slap?"

Thank you for standing by me all these years. If not for you, I would not have accomplished half the things in my life.

Charlie: "How do I stop liking someone? Specifically, a straight guy."
Mr Ajayi: "A question for the ages."

It's hard to be confident when they all see me as a stereotypical gay boy who can't do sports.

I just think I need some time to figure this out.

Nick: "It's called bisexuality... if you've heard of that?"
Nick's mother: "I have heard of that. I wasn't born in the 18th century."

Charlie: "I'm sorry."
Nick: "No. You're not allowed to say the 's' word."

I'm just so sorry I ran away last night. I was just freaking out because... I was confused and surprised and, like, honestly I'm having a proper, full-on gay crisis.

As your token straight friend, it's my duty to remind you that sometimes people are straight.

Charlie: "All my friends are showing up in a bit to watch me play."
Nick: "All your friends?"
Charlie: "Tao, Isaac and Elle."

Tao: "You should talk to him."
Nick: "Yeah, so should you."
Tao: "No. I'm gonna stay pissed off with him for a bit longer."

Clearly, I need to be here to get tips on how to be good at rugby.

You should try rugy. It's good for releasing negative emotions.

Well, I don't like playing safe.

Once you get into a relationship, friendships don't matter anymore.

Can someone explain the rules of rugby to me again, please? It seems to make no sense.

I set the rules and you follow them. Blindly. Okay? And if you have a problem with that, then you can talk to our complaint department. It's a trash can.

"James Whitehouse, a Home Office minister, and confidant of the prime minister, conducted his affair with his parliamentary researcher in the Palace of Westminster."
Well, that was f*cking stupid. Literally.

If the future doesn't include you, Sophie Whitehouse, the future is sh-te.

As awful as this week has been, and everything I put you through, I am grateful for one thing. The certainty that you are the person I want to die with. Would die for.

Last time I checked, a man accused is not a man convicted. A man who abandons a long-standing colleague and friend is not only fair-weather but spineless.

Sometimes, I think sex is the root of all evil.

Chris: "What's that Paul Newman quote? 'Why got out for hamburgers when you've got steak at home'."
James: "Listen to me, you little prick. This isn't a f*cking joke, it's my life. I love her. Got it?"

Next to you, Michelangelo just threw paint at the chapel Jackson Pollock style.

Sex doesn't have to killl a career these days. You might even gain some fans amongst the older male voter.

Boys will be boys. But I'm sure this one has learned his lesson. My wife always said, "Once, okay. Twice, go away."

"I would have had you over tonight, but Felicity decided to stay in town."
Kate: "Oh, how unfelicitous."

Brian: "You need a towel, miss."
Kate: "I need a drink, Brian, but I'd settle for a towel."

Brian: "Shall I wait?"
Kate: "No. You should go."
Brian: "Are you sure there's nothing I can do?"
Kate: "Yes there is, Brian. Have a glorious weekend."