He has got to go. You need to be like:
You are the weakest link goodbye!
Punchy, the tribe has spoken.
Please pack up your knives and go.
Your work of art, didn't work for me.
You're times up.
I have to ask you to leave the mansion.
You must leave the chateau.
Your tour ends here.
You've been chopped!
You've been evicted from the Big Brother house.
Your desert just didn't measure up.
Give me your jacket and leave Hell's kitchen!
You did not get a rose.
You have been eliminated from the race.
You are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model.
Sometimes, even when you know something's a mistake, you gotta make it anyway.Failures, Fate & Destiny0
Leoanrd: 'Is this the high-IQ spermbank?'
Woman: 'If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here!'
Give it a week, you'll get her back. And her front.
Oh! Did you feel that? I think we just had a 'what up?'-quake!
A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.Lies0
Barney: 'I only smoke in certain situations. Postcoital, when I'm with Germans, sometimes those two overlap, coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, precoital, on a sailboat, the day the Mets are mathematically eliminated every year and pregnancy scares.'
Ted: 'Why are you smoking right now?'
Barney: 'I'm always precoital, Ted.'
Oh, this dress is totally going to get me laid on my wedding night.Sex0
I guess if they can put a man on the moon, they can put a woman on your brother.0
Nerds who aren't good at math?
Life is going to be rough boys!
Either this kid's got a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.0
Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.Sex0
What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How ya doin'.0
Ted: 'She was 15?!'
Barney: 'No. A 15. Like in blackjack.'
Ted: 'As in.. not sure whether you'd hit it?'
Ted, the only reason to wait a month for sex is if the girl is 17 years and 11 months old.Sex0
Female acrobats from Montreal, super flexible...
We´re gonna get Cirque du so-laid!
Think of me as Yoda - only, instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro. I'm Broda.0
It's going to be legen...
wait for it - and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story.0
Why are you dating a woman who most likely lost her virginity during World War II? And knowing her, probably not to one of our guys.0
Carl: 'Steve, will you please stop sulking and come out of the bathroom?'
Steve Urkel: 'You yelled at me and you called me a butthead.'
Carl: 'Of all the names that I have called you , the one that bothers you is butthead?'
Steve Urkel: 'Yes. It was my nickname in preschool.'