The best Series Quotes (Page 40)

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I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
We're Bundys. We don't call the cops. People call them on us.
She just thought that I was going to put her head in the blender. Her head doesn't fit in the blender.
Anna Shay in Bling Empire - Season 2
At the end of the day, I don't think I pick the jewelry. The jewelry picks me.
Anna Shay in Bling Empire - Season 2
She cannot compete with what I was born into.
I think more is more when it comes to jewelry.
I moved to Los Angeles for two reasons. One is to run away from a boy. Two is to chase a boy.
In the Chinese New Year you wake up with money. You collect money in a red envelope. Who doesn't want that? Such a good holiday.
Gossip to me is absolutely diabolical.
Anna Shay in Bling Empire - Season 2
The people who talk about sex are the people who don't have it.
Maggie: "You've got Hayley tonight. Just calling to remind. Six o'clock, okay? Not 6:10. Not 6:05."
Mickey: "Who's the lucky guy? Do I know him?"
Mickey Haller in The Lincoln Lawyer - Season 1 Episode 1
Detective: "I need you to both leave. Now."
Lorna: "Dicky-do's, I'm telling you."
Detective: "What was that?"
Lorna: "That wasn't meant for you. But if you heard me, you heard me."
Lorna Crane in The Lincoln Lawyer - Season 1 Episode 1
The thing about this case, I need to win it in court and I need to win in the court of public opinion. The world is quick to cancel these days. Just take a look at my Twitter feed.
Trevor Elliott in The Lincoln Lawyer - Season 1 Episode 1
Working with your ex-wife is one thing, hiring her boyfriend is pushing it, even for you.
Lorna Crane in The Lincoln Lawyer - Season 1 Episode 1
Sometimes I think they teach it in the academy, how to piss people off. When you think of all the bad blood between the people and police, you'd think "how not to piss people off" would be in the curriculum.
Lorna Crane in The Lincoln Lawyer - Season 1 Episode 1
I'm not a superhero. That is for billionaires and narcissists and adult orphans... for some reason.
She-Hulk - Season 1
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Bruce Banner: "Your transformations are triggered by anger and fear."
Jennifer Walters: "Those are, like, the baseline of any woman just existing."
She-Hulk - Season 1
Kaylee: "I think Jupiter is my favorite. Did you know it's the largest planet in our solar system? It's called the gas giant."
Mike: "Uh, that's not very nice."
Kaylee: "Pop-Pop, it's not that kind of gas."
Mike: "Oh, my mistake."
Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad - Season 6 Episode 6
I once believed that the road of happiness continued forever and ever into the distance. When it was destroyed, I realized for the first time that it lies upon a thin sheet of glass.
How can you feel sorry for something that's killed humans? I've never heard of anything so absurd. But if that was how my sister truly felt, then I must carry it on. If there's a way not to kill these pitiful demons, I have to keep trying to come up with it. Without ever extinguishing the smile my sister said she loved.
Yes, I'm angry, Tanjiro. I've always been angry. My parents were killed. My older sister was killed. And all my Tsuguko except Kanao were killed. If demons hadn't murdered those girls' families, they'd be living happily with them right now. It really makes me furious!
I remember now! I was searching for a worthy man... But I was also searching for a place to be myself! I must be flexible... and lithe. I must be more like myself. What should I do, Rengoku? At a time like this, I... I can't stop... my heart from pounding!
Mitsuri Kanroji in Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba - Kyojuro Rengoku's Story: Part 2
I'm from a lineage thousands of years old of the best monster hunters to ever walk the earth.
Calliope Burns in First Kill - Season 1 Episode 1
Is this just a genetic thing with you? Is it congenital? Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?
Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 9
Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute "plans" in my book.
Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 9
I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.
Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 1
Well, sometimes forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest, doesn't it?
Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 7
Respect, ése, you gotta give it to get it.
Tuco Salamanca in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 7
That crystal that your partner brought me... it sold faster than ten-dollar ass in TJ.
Tuco Salamanca in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6
Wow! This kicks like a mule with his balls wrapped in duct tape.
Tuco Salamanca in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6
Damn. Chick's got an ass like an onion - makes me wanna cry.
Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6
Look, a guy doesn't gotta look like, you know, Charlton Heston - I'm talking Moses days - to get a girl, all right? You just gotta have confidence.
Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 4
Walter Jr.: "Hey, I want a beer."
Hank: "Yeah, I want Shania Twain to give me a tuggy. Guess what. It ain't happening either."
Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 4
Hank: "You are talking to the trap-car master, my friend. I'm Rain Man counting his toothpicks."
Steven: "Yeah, you're like Rain Man. Retarded."
Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 3
Don't think so hard, it's gonna hurt your brain!
Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 3
So right now, what I need is for you to climb down out of my a-s. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey?
Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 2
Some straight like you, giant stick up his a-s all a sudden at age, what, 60, he's just gonna break bad?
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 1
Walter Jr.: "So how does it feel to be old?"
Walter: "How does it feel to be a smart-a-s?"
Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 1
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104. To all law-enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things - things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. I just want you to know that, no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart.
Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 1
Bob: "Hey, no nagging my customers!"
Linda: "Don't you yell at my mother!"
Bob: "What's that, Nagatha Christie?"
Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 2
I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm.
Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 4 Episode 7
Turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers.
Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 3
Sorry, I'm saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon.
Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 10
Kissing is like a fight with lips.
Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 6
Listen, you're my children and I love you, but you're all terrible at what you do here and I feel like I should tell you. I'd fire all of you if I could.
Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1
We'll test your meat. If it contains human flesh, anything above the four percent allowable by the FDA, then your restaurant will be closed.
Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1
Bob: "I can't even satisfy you with my kisses. Sorry, kids."
Gene: "No problem. Thanks for the info."
Gene Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1
Bob: "He looks like a child molester. Louise, don't serve him. Let Gene bring it."
Gene: "Why do I have to get molested?"
Bob: "Because he's not gonna molest you."
Gene: "Why?"
Bob: "You're heavy."
Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1
Bob: "There's a line between entertaining and annoying."
Gene: "No! That's a myth."
Gene Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1
Tina: "My crotch is itchy."
Bob: "Okay. Are you telling me as my daughter or as my grill cook? Because my grill cook would never tell me that."
Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1