It's going to be legen...
wait for it - and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story.0
Why are you dating a woman who most likely lost her virginity during World War II? And knowing her, probably not to one of our guys.0
Carl: 'Steve, will you please stop sulking and come out of the bathroom?'
Steve Urkel: 'You yelled at me and you called me a butthead.'
Carl: 'Of all the names that I have called you , the one that bothers you is butthead?'
Steve Urkel: 'Yes. It was my nickname in preschool.'