Listen to me. I told you my life ended the day you were born, the truth is, it didn’t start until then.0
Alaric: 'You and Landon... you have a thing or something?'
Hope: 'I don't have things.'
Dear Hope, The state of Alabama has like a million Waffle Houses and I can't stop thinking about what it felt like to kiss you.Alabama0
I hate that you always see me when I'm weak.0
Hope: 'We're not monsters.'
Seylah: 'You are to me.'
Bad liars look away when they lie to their kids. Good liars look them straight in the eye.0
Her name is Hope. And she'd probably kill us both if she heard you calling her my girlfriend.0
Hope: 'You’re Professor X, I'm Wolverine.'
Alaric: 'I was more of a DC kid.'
Hope: 'Then you're Batman and I'm Robin. Either way, you call the shots.'
And not a moment too soon. I’m pretty sure you were about to tell me how babies are made.0
I never wanted to before because I would have to do it alone, but now I have you. And we make up our own faction.0
You have such a big heart. It’s okay to let other people see it.0
We will win or lose this battle together, no matter what comes next.0
The time I spent with you the other night was one of the happiest moments of my life.0
What if the only difference is just who’s telling the story?0
My name is Hope Mikaelson, the entire world that I exist, and the boy that I love has moved on, and I have absolutely no idea what to do next.0
Cara: 'It's gonna break his little heart.'
Mando: 'He'll get over it. We all do.'
Omera: 'You haven't shown your face to anyone since you were a kid?'
Mando: 'No. I was happy that they took me in. My parents were killed and the Mandalorians took care of me. This is the way.'
The past is written, but we are left to write the future.0
I’m a good friend but a bad fucking enemy.0
Being a billionaire, when you walk into a room, it's like being a woman with a perfect set of tits.0
When you do something to put yourself back in charge, remind yourself that you are not less but more powerful for what you’ve come through.0
A boy never really becomes a man until he’s buried his father.0
You don't try to be loyal. You just are, or you're not.0
Hate is nature's most perfect energy source. It's endlessly renewable.0
Get good at letting go, which is a different kind of freedom.0
Your son is the man you made him. Whatever greatness and whatever darkness is in him came from you.0
You don't want to be in politics, you want to be beyond politics.0
The fact that you can't fully understand that doesn't mean he's wrong. It just means you haven't gone beyond your own limits.0
That reminds me of a prayer I said every night as a kid: 'I pray the Lord my soul to keep, and if I die before I wake, I pray that all my toys should break. So my fucking brother and sister can't play with 'em.'0
A good matador doesn't try to kill a fresh bull. You wait until he’s been stuck a few times.0
'You're not getting in some escape pod, are you?'
Ryan Clark: 'Ma'm, if I had an escape pod, I would put you in it. [Whispers] And set the fucking thing on fire.'
'What the hell is going on?'
'Should we be scared?'
'This is a safe space, emotionally. Physically, we're obviously in terrible danger.'
Rick: 'Guests are fans, Morty, which we are not. We'd like professional badges.'
'Do you have a crew?'
Rick: 'Yes. He's a getaway driver with Asperger's and my butthole is a demolitions expert.'
I can't be what other people want me to be. What she want's me to be. This is who I am. I'm not human and I miss it, I miss it more than anything in the world.0
When one chooses to walk the way of the Mandalore, you are both hunter and prey. How can one be a coward if one chooses this way of life?0
I'm a Mandalorian. Weapons are part of my religion.0
Kuiil: 'They really don't like you for some reason.'
Mandalorian: 'Well, I did disintegrate a few of them.'
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a quick solo adventure to go on and this one will not be directed by Ron Howard.0
I can bring you in warm, or I can bring you in cold.0
Client: 'Please lower your blaster.'
Mandalorian: 'Tell them to lower theirs first.'
Stormtrooper: 'We have you four to one.'
Mandalorian: 'I like those odds.'
Droid: 'It appears we are trapped. I will initiate self-destruct sequency.'
Mandalorian: 'Wow, your what?'
Droid: 'Manufacturer's protocol dictates I can not be captured. I must self-destruct.'
Mandalorian: 'Do not self-destruct. Cover me!'
Rick: 'Hey Morty, quick favor.'
Morty: 'What, cover me in gasoline and spiders? Fine, yeah, I'm in.'
Rick: 'Wasn't my first pitch but hey, not gonna waste this opportunity.'
Summer: 'It is a hot photo. I think grief flushes her cheeks. Dad, you hardly put any sirup on.'
Beth: 'Honey, stop raising your father's colesterol so you can take a hot funeral selfie.'
Summer: 'I never get to do anything.'
They said you were coming, they said you were the best in the parsec. Would you agree?0
Bounty Hunting is a complicated profession.0
Sometimes, being touched makes me jumpy. It has to be a hard touch. Pressure. I like pressure. I don't like soft. Is that okay to say on the first date?0
Sam: 'They think I'm weird.'
Zahid: 'You are weird. So what? The French eat snails, and that's weird as hell. But you know they're getting laid.'
Every girl is pretty in her own way, like a snowflake in a seasonal antarctic storm.0
Julia thinks that I should put myself out there and find someone to have sex with. Well, she didn't say the sex part, I added that.0
Antarctica is the most remote continent on the planet. It has 90% of the world's ice, but it's considered a desert, because the annual rainfall is only about eight inches. You wouldn't think it was a desert when you looked at it. That's why I like it. It's not what it looks like.0