The best Series Quotes (Page 3)

This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs, I got the lung capacity, the gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are t*ts... I can keep going all night, baby!

Angel Dust in Hazbin Hotel - Season 1 Episode 1

This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me, and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!

Angel Dust in Hazbin Hotel - Season 1 Episode 1

Husk: "Call me 'Whiskers' again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat!"
Angel: "Kinky! Come on, keep talking dirty!"

Angel Dust in Hazbin Hotel - Season 1 Episode 1

But, life isn't a musical, hon.

Vaggie in Hazbin Hotel - Season 1 Episode 1

Charlie Morningstar

We're in Hell, tots, that's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?

Angel Dust in Hazbin Hotel - Season 1 Episode 1

Hölle

We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given a chance! I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption? Well, I think yes! So, that's what this project aims to achieve! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!

Charlie Morningstar in Hazbin Hotel - Season 1 Episode 1

Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends!

Niffty in Hazbin Hotel - Season 1 Episode 1

Once upon a time there was a glowing city protected by golden gates, known as Heaven. It was ruled by beings of pure light. Angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil. Lucifer was one of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation. But he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven, for they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world. So he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways. From the dust of earth they created Adam and Lilith, equals as the first of mankind. But despite this, Adam demanded control and Lilith refused to submit to his will. She fled the garden, drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer found her and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love. Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the fruit of knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted. But this gift came with a curse, for with this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into earth, with it a new realm of darkness and sin, and the order Heaven had worked to maintain was shattered. As punishment for their reckless act, Heaven cast Lucifer and his love into the dark pit he had created, never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity. Only the cruel and the wicked. Ashamed, Lucifer lost his will to dream but Lilith thrived, empowering demonkind with her voice and her songs. And as the numbers of Hell grew so did its power. Threatened by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision that every year they would send down an army, an extermination, to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them. But Lilith's hope remained and her dream was passed down to their precious daughter, the Princess of Hell.

Hazbin Hotel - Season 1 Episode 1

I won't lose to anyone! Neither in strength, nor in beauty!

Kuusetsu in Chained Soldier

If I had to call myself something, then it'd be, "She who fights the Anti-Demon Corps".

Aoba Wakura in Chained Soldier

I heard you got your damn revenge. F*ckin' grats. But, don't go senile. I'm way f*cking stronger than you. And the Commander seat will be mine.

Mira Kamiunten in Chained Soldier

Yuuki, was it? You're cute. I've always wanted a boy.

Fubuki Azuma in Chained Soldier

I guess men aren't all the same after all...

Himari Azuma in Chained Soldier

Not a single boy got my heart going so far but your slave did. I want him.

Tenka Izumo in Chained Soldier

I still can't believe we said goodbye to our Bakugan. But after battling with us to save Earth, Drago still had to unite the Bakugan's splintered homeworld. And the only way to do that was to become the new core of New Vestroia himself. With the six realms of Vestroia reunited, our friends could finally return home to the world of the Bakugan!

Dan Kuso in Bakugan - New Vestroia

My whole world changed one day when all these random cards started raining down everywhere. At first they seemed harmless enough, so a bunch of us kids invented this cool new game. That's when we realized those cards weren't so harmless after all: they were packed with incredible powers from another world!

Dan Kuso in Bakugan - Bakugan Battle Brawlers

I know this is gonna sound weird, but one day, my whole world changed. You see, cards started dropping from the sky, coming down like rain. At first we didn't know where they were coming from or who sent them. We only knew they were more than just ordinary playing cards. And it was happening all around the world: in the north; and the south. They landed everywhere. Together with my new online friends from around the world, we invented a wicked new game we called 'Bakugan'. That's when the power of the cards was revealed: Each one held its own battling beast which came to life when you threw it down. The battles were intense, and if you chose the wrong card, you lost it AND the beast inside. But that's only half the story: another even bigger battle was taking place in a parallel universe called Vestroia. My name is Dan, and together with my friends Runo, Marucho, Julie, Mr. Hotshot himself Shun, and Alice, we are the Bakugan Battle Brawlers!

Dan Kuso in Bakugan - Bakugan Battle Brawlers

Joe: "Would you allow me to buy you a drink?"
Maya: "What, from the free bar?"
Joe: "Have whatever you want. My treat."

Fool Me Once - Season 1 Episode 1

Then I shall endeavor to exceed your expectations. Let others settle for greatness, Max. I always strive to be superior.

Doctor Octopus in Marvel Comic Books - The Amazing Spider-Man

Honor is for fools.

Doctor Octopus in Marvel Comic Books - Invincible Iron Man

Honor

You are a worse nuisance than that accursed Spider-Man - and I will not brook nuisances.

Doctor Octopus in Marvel Comic Books - Daredevil

Spider-Man

Your strength is merely that of a spider, but mine is the energy of an atom, born of a nuclear accident!

Doctor Octopus in Marvel Comic Books - The Amazing Spider-Man

The US government can't waste billions of dollars just blowing things up in the vague hope that it'll somehow turn into a success, unless of course those things are Iraq or Afghanistan. So SpaceX began with a big gamble.

John Oliver in Last Week Tonight - December 2023

Iraq Afghanistan

I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?

Ryan Howard in The Office

Kelly Kapoor

How does President Obama like his coffee? Like himself? Weak?

Zach Galifianakis in Between Two Ferns

Barack Obama

Vault Dwellers are an endangered species. I do not think you would be willing to do what it takes to survive up here. If you insist on staying, then you will have to adapt.

Fallout - Season 1

There is no war so hateful to the gods as a war between kin, and no war so bloody as a war between dragons.

Rhaenys Targaryen in House Of The Dragon - Season 2

Dragons

The war will be fought, many will die, and the victor will eventually ascend the Throne.

Alicent Hightower in House Of The Dragon - Season 2

Rome. Greece. All democracies fail because people are f*cking stupid. But if you crush the masses... Who builds your monuments? Who tongues your taint? No, the people will tear it apart themselves. You just gotta nudge 'em a little. Then you get to swoop in. Be the one saving it. Like Caesar.

The Boys - Season 4

Julius Caesar

Whoa, and the '70s are back. All we need are the Bee Gees and bell-bottoms and it's Studio 54.

June Ballard in Young Sheldon - Season 5 Episode 10

70s

God expected too much of me. Now I need to find my own path.

Esther "Esty" Shapiro in Unorthodox - Season 1

I thought the ham would make me sick. It didn't.

Esther "Esty" Shapiro in Unorthodox - Season 1

You went all the way to Europe and all you saw were graves?

Esther "Esty" Shapiro in Unorthodox - Season 1

When a Texan gets knocked off a horse, he gets right back on. That is the second most important thing about bein' a Texan, right after thinkin' you're better than everybody else.

Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" in Young Sheldon - Season 4 Episode 8

Texas

Butterflies are just worms that can chase you.

Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon - Season 4 Episode 7

Butterflies

Sweat is the urine of the skin.

Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon - Season 4 Episode 3

Sweating Skin

Apparently, Islam can be a sensitive topic, and the producers say if I don't follow this script to the letter, there's a chance I'll cause a serious international incident.