The best Series Quotes (Page 2)

When Mary was denied a room at the inn, Jesus was born. When Michael was denied a room at the inn... we don't know what happens because that story hasn't been told yet.

Michael: "You use your brain too much."
Jim: "I'm sorry, are you advocating that I use it less?"
Michael: "Sometimes, the smartest people don't think at all."
Jim: "You just came up with that."
Michael: "As I was saying it."

Jim: "Yesterday, we had a meeting about planets."
Michael: "Jim, to be fair, the conversation wasn't about planets. We were talking about introducing a line of toilet paper. And what part of the human body does one use toilet paper upon?"

Michael: "I don't want you to ever lie to me. Have I ever lied to you?"
Pam: "Yeah."
Michael: "I just don't want you to."

Torbjörn: "Winston, still using that feather duster of a gun? How's that working for you?"
Winston: "Why don't you come over here and ask that again?"

Doomfist: "Retirement suits you."
Torbjörn: "And I think a hammer upside your face would suit you!"

Ashe: "With a grumpy dwarf in a Halloween costume on our side, how can we lose?"
Torbjörn: "Watch it, cow lass!"

Completion date? When it's done.

Junkrat: "How many of you overwatch people are missing an eye?"
Torbjörn: "How many of you scoundrels are missing a leg?"

If you want something done right, you gonna do it yourself.

Orisa: "Torbjörn Lindholm, you are responsible, in part, for my creation."
Torbjörn: "Why does that feel like an accusation?"

I'd rather be the hammer, than the nail.

I hate working with these talking tin cans!

You're making a chicken out of a feather.

When all you have is a hammer, everyone else is a nail.

Reinhardt: "Keep training, and maybe someday you can learn to handle a real weapon!"
Zarya: "That hammer doesn't look so heavy."

Reinhardt: "How do you think your fancy jumpsuit would fare against my hammer?"
Widowmaker: "All the armor in the world can't save you from a well-placed bullet."

Reinhardt: "You always did take good care of my armor!"
Torbjörn: "Just try to keep it in one piece for once."

Torbjörn: "I sometimes wonder if all that armor slows your brain down."
Reinhardt: "Ja. And I sometimes wonder if your height is why you're always in such a bad mood."

Reinhardt: "Sombra, something is wrong with my phone. It is so slow!"
Sombra: "I'm not tech support, big guy."
Reinhardt: "I know, I know. I'm just not very good with computers."
Sombra: "Have you tried turning it off and on?"

Reinhardt: "Ah, you kids today with your techno music. You should enjoy the classics, like Hasselhoff!"
Lúcio: "Oh man, I can't even take you seriously right now."

Things can be destroyed, but as long as the people are strong, they can always be rebuilt.

Reinhardt: "I was wondering if you'd sign something for me. It's... for a friend."
D.Va: "Of course! Here you go. Love, D.Va."

Lúcio: "Reinhardt, we need to find you some new tunes."
Reinhardt: "What's wrong with the classics? I love Hasselhoff! Have you heard Night Rocker?"

Junkrat: "How many of you overwatch people are missing an eye?"
Reinhardt: "I don't need two eyes to swing a hammer!"

Brigitte: "I've stitched you up so many times it's a wonder you can still fight."
Reinhardt: "Just some bumps and bruises, nothing to worry yourself about."

Reinhardt: "Where did a medic like you learn to handle a weapon like that?"
Baptiste: "The number of battlefields I've seen, I was bound to pick something up."

Torbjörn: "You need to stop telling those ridiculous stories Reinhardt. No one believes they're real."
Reinhardt: "Ridiculous stories?! My tales of adventure and glory are all true!"
Torbjörn: "Even the one about the mad doctor and the witch?"
Reinhardt: "Especially that one!"

One hundred percent German power!

Doomfist: "You don't take a hint, do you, Reinhardt?"
Reinhardt: "And you don't know how to stay down when you're beaten."

Ah, my friends, what's with all this standing around? There's glory to be won!

Don't worry my friends. I will be your shield.

Pharah: "Reinhardt. You know, I had a poster of you on my wall when I was younger."
Reinhardt: "I remember the poster! My hair was amazing."

Symmetra: "Armor? How positively medieval."
Reinhardt: "I will take that as a compliment, my lady!"

Mercy: "Reinhardt, what are your plans for the holidays?"
Reinhardt: "I'll probably visit Torbjörn's family in Gothenburg, like the last few years."

Widowmaker: "You were once a legend... but what are you now? Just a shell of a woman."
Ana: "I take it you don't want my autograph, then?"

Ana: "Seems I was wrong about you Amélie."
Widowmaker: "I thought you'd have gotten used to that feeling by now."

Cheers, love! The cavalry's here!

Ana: "Youth truly is wasted on the young."
Tracer: "At least statistically, I've wasted less than most."

Ana: "Seems like neither of us like being dead very much."
Soldier 76: "Old soldiers are hard to kill."

Reaper: "Just like old times."
Ana: "Right. Except for the part where you became a homicidal murderer."

Ana: "I'll be watching your back out there, Fareeha."
Pharah: "Then I have nothing to worry about."

Hanzo: "Why did you abandon the assassin's art?"
Ana: "I never was an assassin. I killed only because it was necessary."

Ana: "Youth truly is wasted on the young."
D.Va: "Oh c'mon, Ana! I bet you got up to all sorts of trouble when you were my age!"

Never stop fighting for what you believe in.

I think justice could use a little nap.

Get in there, I'll keep you patched up.

Ashe: "That's a lot of armor. Though I guess you are a pretty big target."
Reinhardt: "Haha! I guess I am!"

Torbjörn: "Ana!? We all thought you were dead!"
Ana: "Well, I had to come back. I was worried you'd get bored not being able to stick your nose in my business."

Reinhardt: "Ana! How can this be!? I thought you were dead..."
Ana: "I'm sorry, Reinhardt. After everything that happened? I needed time."