Geralt: 'I'm not your friend.'
Jaskier: 'Really? Oh, you usually just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?'
Mando: 'I was not born on Mandalore.'
Greef Karga: 'But you're Mandalorian?'
Cara Dune: 'Mandalorian isn't a race.'
Mando: 'It's a Creed.'
Chaos is the most dangerous thing in this world. It is all around us all the time. Volatile and powerful. Magic is organizing chaos.Magic0
It's hard to make a living on the main roads.0
None will be free until the old ways are gone forever.0
Droids are not good or bad. They are neutral reflections of those who imprint them.0
Ran: 'Mayfeld, he's one of the best triggermen I've ever seen. Former Imperial sharpshooter.'
Mando: 'That's not saying much.'
Ran: 'We were all young, tryin' to make a name for ourselves. But runnin' with a Mandalorian, that brought us some reputation.'
Mayfeld: 'Oh, yeah? What did he get out of it?'
Ran: 'I asked him that one time. You remember what you said, Mando? Target Practice.'
Morty: 'Mom told me she wanted me to stay here to make sure you didn't die.'
Jerry: 'Well, you tell your mother that I'm gonna be fine.'
Rick: 'Don't train your child to lie, Jerry.'
Renfri: 'People call you a monster too. Why not kill them?'
Geralt: ''Cause then I am what they say.'
My world is cruel. You enter, you survive, you die.0
Woman: 'This place isn't safe if you’re alone.'
Ciri: 'Then it's the same as every other place.'
Lesson number two: Know when it's time to stop moving.0
Here's your first lesson: As in life, it is impossible always to be fully prepared for battle. Keep your sword close and keep moving.0
Jaskier: 'You smell of death and destiny, heroics and heartbreak.'
Geralt: 'It's onion.'
Morty: 'Why don't you admit you don't want anyone else to be happy because you're a sad old fart?'
Rick: 'How do you saddle a fart?'
If you're talking to a cat, it's an abnormal event, unrelated to me. Like when you went to Pluto or fucked my daughter.0
You know who's into dragons, Morty? Nerds who refuse to admit they're Christian.Dragons0
You want to be a bounty hunter? Make the best deal for yourself and survive!0
Do you know what love is, Scott? I'll tell you one thing, it's not the happy ending that Disney movies promised us. There's no 'happily ever after'. There's just work and anger and pain and more work, and then, every once in a while, a little bit of fun.0
It’s Paradise, but we can’t get out of it. And anything you can’t get out of is Hell.0
Down here, weakness is death, fear is death.0
Who we are, and who we need to be to survive are very different things.0
Listen to me. I told you my life ended the day you were born, the truth is, it didn’t start until then.0
Alaric: 'You and Landon... you have a thing or something?'
Hope: 'I don't have things.'
Dear Hope, The state of Alabama has like a million Waffle Houses and I can't stop thinking about what it felt like to kiss you.Alabama0
I hate that you always see me when I'm weak.0
Hope: 'We're not monsters.'
Seylah: 'You are to me.'
Bad liars look away when they lie to their kids. Good liars look them straight in the eye.0
Her name is Hope. And she'd probably kill us both if she heard you calling her my girlfriend.0
Hope: 'You’re Professor X, I'm Wolverine.'
Alaric: 'I was more of a DC kid.'
Hope: 'Then you're Batman and I'm Robin. Either way, you call the shots.'
And not a moment too soon. I’m pretty sure you were about to tell me how babies are made.0
I never wanted to before because I would have to do it alone, but now I have you. And we make up our own faction.0
You have such a big heart. It’s okay to let other people see it.0
We will win or lose this battle together, no matter what comes next.0
The time I spent with you the other night was one of the happiest moments of my life.0
What if the only difference is just who’s telling the story?0
My name is Hope Mikaelson, the entire world that I exist, and the boy that I love has moved on, and I have absolutely no idea what to do next.0
Cara: 'It's gonna break his little heart.'
Mando: 'He'll get over it. We all do.'
Omera: 'You haven't shown your face to anyone since you were a kid?'
Mando: 'No. I was happy that they took me in. My parents were killed and the Mandalorians took care of me. This is the way.'
The past is written, but we are left to write the future.0
I’m a good friend but a bad fucking enemy.0
Being a billionaire, when you walk into a room, it's like being a woman with a perfect set of tits.0
When you do something to put yourself back in charge, remind yourself that you are not less but more powerful for what you’ve come through.0
A boy never really becomes a man until he’s buried his father.0
You don't try to be loyal. You just are, or you're not.0
Hate is nature's most perfect energy source. It's endlessly renewable.0
Get good at letting go, which is a different kind of freedom.0