The best Series Quotes (Page 2)

Tyrion: 'You broke my nose.'
Bronn: 'I did not break your nose.'
Tyrion: 'How do you know?'
Bronn: ''Cause I've been breaking noses since I was your size and I know what it sounds like.'

Tyrion: 'May I speak?'
Bronn: 'Why not, only death will shut you up.'

Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king.

Our fellow men and women who set aside their differences to fight together and die together, so that others might live. Everyone in this world owns them a debt that can never be repaid. It is our duty and our honor to keep them alive in memory to those who come after us and those who come after them, for as long as men draw breath.

Have you considered the best ruler might be the one who doesn't want to rule?

It's the most heroic thing we can do now. Look the truth in the face.

Tyrion: 'Maybe we should have stayed married.'
Sansa: 'You were the best of them.'
Tyrion: 'Terrifying thought.'

Sam: 'You need me out there.'
Edd: 'Well, if that's what it's come to, we really are fucked.'
Sam: 'Calling you 'fucked' wouldn't be strictly accurate.'

Varys: 'The Karstarks.'
Tyrion: 'One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway.'
Davos: 'Can't argue with that.'

Tyrion: 'You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off.'
Varys: 'You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?'
Tyrion: 'Because I have balls, and you don't.'

That is the promis of peace, that one day after a long life we find each other again.

Daredevil: 'You shot up a hospital.'
Castle: 'Yeah, and nobody got hurt who didn't deserve it.'

I'm not trying to be a hero. I'm just a guy that got fed up with men like you and I decided to do something about it.

There's one thing in this world that makes me feel more alive. And that's you.

The only thing I know without a doubt is you don't get to be the man at the top without making enemies looking to tear you down to the ground.

There are no heroes, no villains. Just people with different agendas.

How do you know the angel and the devil inside me aren't the same thing?

Pain. You can get used to pain, Lieberman. You can adjust to it. You can adjust to pretty much anything. Just as long as there’s routine, right? Routine. Human mind, it craves it. Needs it. But if you take that away, that’s when you start to lose your shit. When you take away day and night and food. No water, no patterns.

Happy is a kick in the balls waiting to happen.

We are all lonely. I sometimes think that that is all that life is. We’re just fighting not to be alone.

If you’re gonna look at yourself, really look in the mirror, you gotta admit who you are. But not just to yourself, you gotta admit it to everybody else.

Believe it or not, I actually care what happens to you, which makes precisely one of us.

You have to do whatever it takes to take care of the people you love.

If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.

You take the sourest lemon that life has to offer and turn it into something resembling lemonade.

You got to own your choices, boys. Choose them fully and don’t look back.

When you’re a mom, you get a front row seat to the best show in town: watching your kids grow up.

Sometimes you just got to do the right thing. You got to do the right thing, even if it’s not what you want.

Life feels like Pacman sometimes, I guess. It’s the same game over and over again. Same board. Same ghosts. Sometimes, you get a bunch of cherries but eventually and inevitably, those ghosts catch up with you.

The point is, I don’t know what we are. Okay? That’s the truth. I don’t know what I think we are. I just know that I like the fact that there’s a 'we' for us to talk about.

I'd rather have a half-life with you than a full life with anyone else.

Dutchy: 'Oh, well I’m sorry dear, but you absolutely cannot date your brother's ex. It’s poor form.'
Liam: 'So is killing people.'

Stay strong. Stay silent. And more than anything else, trust no one.

Don’t diminish her light with your darkness. Be better than that.

The devil is real and he isn't a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful because he's a fallen angel and he used to be God's favourite.

I am the Doctor, wether you like it or not.

Being alone and being lonely are two entirely different things. You may be surrounded by others, but do you truly consider any of those people your friend?

Linda: 'You're doing it again.'
Lucifer: 'What?'
Linda: 'Displacing.'
Lucifer: 'No, I'm not.'
Linda: 'And that's denial.'
Lucifer: 'That's a river in Africa.'

Jimmy: 'Your dad made me follow you up. Gave me a condom.'
Fiona: 'He must really like you. He usually just gives my boyfriends a dental dam.'

Jenna dances for an audience. You dance like there's no one else in the room. You life's not simple, Fiona, and you can't stop it from showing because you're no fake. You're not lost. You don't need finding. This whole city belongs to the Jennas, I'm sick of them. I swear, Fiona, you're nothing like anyone I've ever met. You make me want to enjoy my life again.

Phillip: 'Did he pitch a tent?'
Karen: 'Huh?'
Phillip: 'Did you make him hard?'
Karen: 'Ever try to play pool with a rope?'

Ninety percent of the world's problems are caused by tiny words that come in pairs. I mean, we're healthy and we're happy, but when people as, we say: 'Not bad.'

That's the great thing about California, you can almost go to the mountains and almost go to the beach on the same day.

Sometimes, the people we like don't like us back, and it's painful, but there's nothing we can do about it. I know what it's like when someone doesn't feel the same way about you. Someone you can't stop thinking about. It hurts. But you can't make people like you. Love isn't about grand gestures, or the moon and the stars. It's just dumb luck. And sometimes, you meet someone who feels the same way. And then sometimes, you're unlucky. But one day, you're gonna meet someone who appreciates you for who you are. I mean, there's seven billion people on the planet. I know one of them is gonna climb up on a moon for you.

Physics answers the question, 'What is the nature of the universe?' Geology answers the question, 'What'd I just trip over?'

Knowledge is power, power is status and status means popular.

I'm really sorry if I gave you the wrong impression. I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm extremly busy with work and raising my son, and I just have no room in my life for the kind of intimacy you are clearly craving. But I really comment you on your directness and your bravado and I really hope that you find what you're looking for. Goodbye, now.

Be proud of your penis and your heritage. 'Cause neither are going anywhere. You should work with what you've got.

Adam: 'Three viagras.'
Maeve: 'Jesus Christ.'
Adam: 'You said there was gonna be no judgement. Is three viagras bad? Her reaction made it seem like it was bad. I feel lightheaded and I can taste scampi.'
Maeve: 'No wonder. You could besiege a castle with that thing.'
Adam: 'I said stop staring at it!'
Maeve: 'Sorry, it's like a third leg.'

Peter: 'How can I be a DJ? I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image.'
Quagmire: 'Trust me, you're perfect!'