The best Series Quotes (Page 187)

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Padmé: "You're a slave?"
Anakin: "I'm a person, and my name is Anakin."
Da being hereabouts, cawazy. Wesa be wobbed un crunched!
All sink'n and no power? Whena yousa tinkin wesa in trouble?
Mesa day starten pitty okeyday witda brisky morning munchen. Den boom! Getten berry scared, and grabben dat Jedi, and pow - mesa here.
Jar Jar: "Where wesa goin?"
Qui-Gon: "Don't worry. The Force will guide us."
Jar Jar: "Oh, maxi big, da Force. Well, dat smells stinkowiff."
Yousa should follow me now, okeeday? My warning yous: Gungans no like outsiders. Don't 'spect a warm welcome.
Captain Tarpals: "No giben up, General Jar Jar. Mesa tink of something."
Droid: "Hands up!"
Jar Jar: "My give up!"
Mesa called Jar Jar Binks, mesa your humble servant!
Obi-Wan: "Master Yoda, I gave Qui-Gon my word. I will train Anakin. Without the approval of the council, if I must."
Yoda: "Qui-Gon's defiance I sense in you. Need that you do not. Agree with you the council does. Your apprentice Skywalker will be."
An old friend has learned the path to immortality. One who has returned from the netherworld of the Force.
Go back? Qui-Gon told me to stay in this cockpit, so that's what I'm gonna do.
Oh, hello. I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations. How might I serve you?
Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.
While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict....
Robin, I'm his best friend, that's a commitment. Girlfriend, that's like a bad flu. Out of your system after a couple of weeks in bed.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 3
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When I have kids, and I tell them how I met their mother, I'm gonna tell them everything. The whole damn story.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 3
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I'm a genetic goldmine! No family history of diabetes or heart disease, everyone has non-porous teeth and perfect eyesight. I had one schizophrenic uncle, but even he had perfect vision. Which was unfortunate for the people around the bell tower he was in.
Stacey, six kids in five years! The woman's basically a ride to the waterpark.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 3
Barney: "Ted, it's a well-known statistic, that 83% of people, married longer than 6 months, are saving someone on the side."
Ted: "Do you know that when you make up a statistic, you always use 83% ?"
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 3
Whats your prescription, Dr. Estrogen? Eat Haagen-Dazs and watch "Love... actually" until your periods sync up?
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 1
Because were baseball, strippers and guns can't help, the only thing that can really heal a broken heart, is time.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 1
Ted: "Oh hey, where are you guys?"
Barney: "We're in a fundraiser, helping young women raise money for community college."
Ted: "Stripclub... nice!"
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 1
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Any time, a girl wants to get back at her ex-bodyfriends, we'll be there.
Any time, a girl wants to solve her father-issues through promiscuity and binge drinking we will be there.
Any time a bachelorette party drives through the city in a limo, sticking their heads out the sunroof, shouting 'what's up New York?', we will be what is 'up' New York!
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 1
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Know what time it is? It's do-o-clock, lets ride!
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 10
I am so smart, I am so smart! S-M-R-T!
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 5 Episode 3
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Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 5 Episode 18
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If you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every day and do it really half a-sed. That's the American way.
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No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 10
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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story!
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 13
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Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed that is. Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose.
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Twisted by the Dark Side, young Skywalker has become. The boy you trained, gone he is... consumed by Darth Vader.
Bail Organa: "I'm placing these droids in your care. Treat them well. Clean them up. Have the Protocol Droid's mind wiped."
C-3PO: "What?"
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Weapons do not win battles. Your mind, powerful it is.
Master Yoda in Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Season 1 Episode 1
To answer power with power, the Jedi way is not. In this war, a danger there is of losing who we are.
Master Yoda in Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Season 1 Episode 10
A Jedi must have the deepest commitment. The most serious mind.
Left behind no one will be.
Master Yoda in Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Season 1 Episode 1
A Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side! Anger, fear, agression - the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you it will.
Only a fully trained Jedi knight, with the Force as his ally, will conquer Vader and his emperor. If you end your training now, if you choose the quick and easy path, as Vader did, you will become an agent of evil.
Lily: "A swordfight? On Monday I'm gonna have to tell my kindergarten class, who I teach not to run with scissors, that my fiancé ran me through with a freakin' broadsword."
Marshall: "Well... just to be fair, it didn't go all the way through."
Lily: "I'm sorry, is this a discussion of the degree to which you stabbed me?"
Lily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 8
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I never wanted any of it to change, but that's not how life works.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 8
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When I rode home the next morning, the city looked the same. The people looked the same. It all looked the same. But it wasn't. In just one night, everything had changed.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 22
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"Crutch down and bend over a little bit."
Barney: "Wow, It took five shots of tequila to have you in that position."
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 22
Ted: "What do you say?"
Robin: "Yes! No! I don't know..."
Ted: "Those are the three options."
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 22
Lily: "Swear on the lifes of your unborn boy and girl!"
Ted: "I swear... on Luke and Leia!"
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 21
Ted: "Do you have a cold?"
Barney: "I'm fine. My nose is just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out."
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 11
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Talking to a woman that you have already had sex with, is like changing the oil on a rental car!
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 3 Episode 14
Lily: "It's nine weeks 'til the wedding, at this point, I'd say yes to just about anything."
Barney: "Well..."
Lily: "No, Barney."
Lily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 20
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Lily: "Your job is very simple. At the wedding, do not sleep with anyone even remotely related to me."
Barney: "Yeah. Lily, you know I can't promise that"
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 20
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Lily: "I can't believe I unloaded like that on a high-school senior."
Robin: "I can't believe a high-school senior unloaded like that on me."
Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 20
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Barney: "This is one of those things you have to do before you turn 30."
Ted: "Sleep with a prostitute?!"
Barney: "No, lose your virginity!... What up?"
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 19
Think about it, this is perfect.
a) It'll make Robin insanly jealous
b) You get to have sex with her
c) Maybe by getting to know Mary, you'll come to see that cortisens are people too
and d) B! All night long!
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 19