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Preparation will only take you so far. After that you gotta take a few leaps of faith.

Michael Scofield in Prison Break, Season 1 Episode 3
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Sara: "You seem nervous."
Scofield: "I do?"
Sara: "You're sweating."
Scofield: "Must be the needles. Never really got used to 'em."
Sara: "Somehow with diabetes and that tattoo I find that hard to believe."

Sara Tancredi in Prison Break, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Sucre: "The Ricans, we got genetically higher blood pressure, you know that? My cousin, he died from too much stress!"
Scofield: "I thought you said your cousin was moving in on your girl?"
Sucre: "That's my other cousin. But thanks for bringing that up, jackass!"

Fernando Sucre in Prison Break, Season 1 Episode 5
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I'd made my peace, then you give me the one thing a man in my situation shouldn't have. Hope.

Lincoln Burrows in Prison Break, Season 1 Episode 5
 
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C-Note: "What you need, man?"
Scofield: "PUGNAc."
C-Note: "I only speak english, white boy."
Scofield: "It's an insulin blocker, standard over the counter variety. You can get it at any pharmacy."
C-Note: "You can get that at medical then."
Scofield: "I cant get it in medical."
C-Note: "Why not?"
Scofield: "Because they're already giving me insulin shots."

Michael Scofield in Prison Break, Season 1 Episode 1
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Veronica Donovan: "You two have the most dysfuntional idea of love I've ever seen. What, he beats you up to keep you off the streets, so you get yourself thrown into Fox River with him? To what, save him? I deserve to know. I loved him as much as you did."
Michael Scofield: "Past tense for you, maybe, not me."

Michael Scofield in Prison Break, Season 1 Episode 1
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She probably thinks I went sissy up in here. 'Passion'... got more than one syllable, too much taIking!

Fernando Sucre in Prison Break, Season 1 Episode 1
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Lincoln Burrows: "Michael? Why?"
Michael Scofield: "I'm getting you out of here."
Lincoln Burrows: "That's impossible."
Michael Scofield: "Not if you designed the place..."

Michael Scofield in Prison Break, Season 1 Episode 1
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Scofield: "Wouldn't think you'd find the daughter of Frontier Justice Frank working in a prison. As a doctor, no less."
Sara: "I believe in being part of the solution, not the problem."
Scofield: "Be the change you wanna see in the world' [Pause] What?
Sara: "Nothing. That was just my senior quote."
Scofield: "That was you? This whole time, I was thinking it was Gandhi."

Michael Scofield in Prison Break, Season 1 Episode 1
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Sucre: "What's another word for love?"
Scofield: "What's the context?"
Sucre: "Oh, you know, the 'I love you so much, I ain't knocking over a liquor store again'-context."

Fernando Sucre in Prison Break, Season 1 Episode 1
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Lois: "You're drunk again!"
Peter: "No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking."

Peter Griffin in Family Guy, Season 2 Episode 20
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Lois: "Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!"
Peter: "That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!"

AlcoholPeter Griffin in Family Guy, Season 2 Episode 20
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My God, it's finally happened. He's become so massive he's collapsed into himself like a neutron star.

Stewie Griffin in Family Guy, Season 2 Episode 17
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You're the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Stewie Griffin in Family Guy, Season 2 Episode 7
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Chris, this is a big day for you. Today you become the man of the house, because when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.

Peter Griffin in Family Guy, Season 1 Episode 3
 
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Brian: "Hey Stewie, how do ya not know about trick-or-treating?!"
Stewie: "How do YOU not know that your reflection on your mirror is not another dog?"

Stewie Griffin in Family Guy
 
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Your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as random or as clumsy as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

Swords & Blades, JediObi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
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Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi! You're my only hope.

Leia Organa in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
 
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Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Darth Vader in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
 
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I felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
 
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When I left you I was but the learner. Now, I am the master.

Darth Vader in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
 
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Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!

C-3PO in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
 
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Governor Tarkin, I should've expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.

Leia Organa in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
 
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I suggest a new strategy, R2: Let the Wookiee win.

C-3PO in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
 
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You don't need to see his identification. These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
 
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I'm very embarrassed, General Solo, but it seems you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor.

C-3PO in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
 
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Oh, R2, why do you have to be so frail?

C-3PO in Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
 
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If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
 
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Walt: "How did you find me?"
Saul: "We should talk about that. It should be much, much harder for people to track you down. My PI charged me for three hours, so I seriously doubt it took him more than one."

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 2 Episode 8
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Ted: "My mother is not one-night-stand material!"
Barney: "Yeah, you're right. It wasn't night and we weren't standing."

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 14
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Marshall: "When a woman puts on an engagement ring, it's like when Bilbo Baggins wears the One Ring in The Hobbit."
Robin: "Okay, can you say that again, but not in nerd?"
Marshall: "Sure. Uh, the ring is like the cloak that Harry Potter wears to sneak around Hogwarts."
Robin: "Yeah, I don't speak virgin either."

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 14
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Turns out, when you projectile vomit on skates, you roll right into the spray.

SkatingTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 14
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You're gonna get endless requests to play some game, that has something to do with gangsters and farming!

FacebookMarshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 13
 
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There's no bad guys here, there's just people trying to figure things out.

Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives, Season 8 Episode 7
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Rich and single, I wonder what he looks like - you rarely get the trifecta.

Singles & DatingLynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives, Season 8 Episode 1
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Lynette: "You think doing laundry is throwing dirty clothes in the hamper and getting clean ones out of the drawer."
Porter: "That's how dad does it?!"
Tom: "O-okay, let's stay on topic!"

Tom Scavo in Desperate Housewives, Season 7 Episode 15
 
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Tom's packin'! We're talkin' big, circus big. So big, he can drive in the car pool lane when he's alone. If it falls in the forest, believe me - it makes a sound. The Washington monument looks at it and says, 'I want to be you when I grow up!'

Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives, Season 7 Episode 9
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Baby. Number. Five. An entire basketball team has come out of me, so I'm officially too exhausted to care!

Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives, Season 7 Episode 1
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Gods do not need followers. Followers need gods.

Religion, Social MediaOrnn, The Fire below the Mountain in League of Legends
 
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I put the scheme in schematic!

Heimerdinger the Revered Inventor in League of Legends
 
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Come try your luck, if you think you're in my league.

Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox in League of Legends
 
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If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.

Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox in League of Legends
 
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Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.

TeethAlan Harper in Two and a half Men, Season 10 Episode 2
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Why do I exist and live? In order to exist, you need a purpose. To exist for no reason is the same as being dead. Then I came to the conclusion that I would love only myself and fight for only myself. If all other people exist to magnify that love, then there is no more a splendid universe than this one.

Gaara in Naruto
 
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Gabrielle: "She's Romanian! When your people are being chased into Argentina by angry cossacks, maybe a sparkling toilet isn't that important."
Carlos: "How about you stick to fractions, and I'll teach Juanita geography?"

Carlos Solis in Desperate Housewives, Season 6 Episode 7
 
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If you lay one finger on Ana, Carlos will knock every tooth out of your mouth, which will make you pretty darn popular in prison!

PrisonsGabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives, Season 6 Episode 4
 
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Upon the wind.

Janna the Storm's Fury in League of Legends
 
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Sister Mary: "Money can't buy happiness."
Gabrielle: "Well, sure it can. That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep 'em from rioting."

Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives
 
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Do you know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house!

Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives, Season 1 Episode 1
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I want him to have what he wants - if it's what I want.

Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives, Season 3 Episode 6
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